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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

How does one avoid looking like a stupid fucking cunt?

Not using that emoji would be a start. 

Eric I've stood silently by whilst you continually abuse the love of my life. Sidcup oval 6am tomorrow.

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16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

How does one avoid looking like a stupid fucking cunt?

Not using that emoji would be a start. 

I tend to agree with most of the shit you come out with on here. Sometimes it raises a smile. However, you’re wrong in this instance. Accept it, apologise, and move on. You’re lonely.. I’ll forgive you. 

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9 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

For an example start with minus one and double it. Actual sum is ..  -1X2 which equals 2 which mean that you get a positive from doubling a negative.

What the actual fuck?

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9 minutes ago, Frank said:

I tend to agree with most of the shit you come out with on here. Sometimes it raises a smile. However, you’re wrong in this instance. Accept it, apologise, and move on. You’re lonely.. I’ll forgive you. 

Bloody hell Frank, it's good to see you. Welcome back.

This place has been going down the shitter since your latest ban (though Dec's absence probably has more to do with it), so please say something funny and make me laugh. I'm here until the coronavirus restrictions are further lifted next month.

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31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

How does one avoid looking like a stupid fucking cunt?

Not using that emoji would be a start. 

How to avoid looking like a stupid fucking cunt?

Use that emoji and look like an even stupider fucking cunt. 

She’s turned Eddie against me now. I think I’m done for.

 

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10 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

For an example start with minus one and double it. Actual sum is ..  -1X2 which equals 2 which mean that you get a positive from doubling a negative.

if endometriosis could talk, this is the sort of bollocks it would come out with

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8 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Bloody hell Frank, it's good to see you. Welcome back.

This place has been going down the shitter since your latest ban (though Dec's absence probably has more to do with it), so please say something funny and make me laugh. I'm here until the coronavirus restrictions are further lifted next month.

Don't hold your fucking breath.

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9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Worse than this even...

In measures to appease the outraged liberals organising BLM protests in quaint provincial county towns who stand shoulder to shoulder with their bruthas and sistas for centuries of oppression which justifies all duskies to act like total cunts, the following sweeping changes are being bought in:

- The top 10 ranks in every police force will be sacked with immediate effect and replaced with new ethnically diverse ones headhunted (pun intended) from around the world. These include former Congo warlords, members of the Zimbabwean secret police and Mbungo "child killa" Bongo the sadistic and brutal ex head of Mogadishu police. With any luck the UK will soon resemble the failed and corrupt societies liberal BLM supporters yearn for.

- Any white person to have benefited directly or indirectly from historical slavery 100s of years ago or our shameful legacy of empire (currently 87.% of the UK population) must give 50% of all their wealth and worldly goods to Stormzy who will divide it out, god like, amongst the bluds and down trodden drill gangs who need it desperately to buy new phones, Nikes and ammo for their stolen glocks.

- All white wimmin between 16 and 25 must dress like slags have butt surgery so their arse cheeks are the size of a elephant seal and report directly to their nearest KFC where newly appointed government reparations officials will allocate them 5 new black boy friends who can treat them like pieces of meat.

- David Lammy to be made PM in a Zulu ceremony where the recently demolished cenotaph once stood, Diane Abbott to become Minister for the Interior and Third World Style Justice and the Queen to Abdicate with Meghan Markle taking to the throne, live on her own YouTube channel.

- Swahili to become the UKs official language and a new national anthem to be penned by MC Rape Thug feat. DJ Bitch Slap. 

 

 

Probably

 

You ever lived in Peckham?  It's been like that for fucking decades

 

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1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Multiply minus 1 with minus 2 on a calculator you will get 2 (positive) as an answer. In effect it is saying that 2 negative numbers multiplied with each other give a positive number as a result.

Very true, but that's not what you originally said, and you know it.

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

How does one avoid looking like a stupid fucking cunt?...

By not coming on-site solemnising like a simpering Nick Griffin groupie whenever a dodgy screen-grab of some non-entity's mobile is uploaded to The Corner. :rolleyes:

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3 hours ago, Eddie said:

Eric I've stood silently by whilst you continually abuse the love of my life. Sidcup oval 6am tomorrow.

My first Saturday job when I was 14 was at the Oval. Lessness Motor Spares on the corner of the Oval and Burnt Oak Lane.

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10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Local to that area?

I am, yes. I was born in Dartford and grew up in Blackfen in sidcup. I assume you know Queen Mary's hospital in Sidcup? That was where I got patched up when I was a kid and fell out of conker trees when I was a kid.

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11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

My first Saturday job when I was 14 was at the Oval. Lessness Motor Spares on the corner of the Oval and Burnt Oak Lane.

What a pity ITV pulled  'This Is Your Life',  you would have been good on that. Wheeling on Oswald Mosly's skeleton, as a lifetime friend. 

Eamonn Andrews was a paddy cunt.

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