Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Measure it you cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 I have found that it is always twice as long as half its length. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Is the answer 3ft 2" and do I win a prize? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Is it bigger than a breadbox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Sayings like this are reserved for fuckwit cunts with zero intelligence who lack any capability of admitting that they are completely clueless."How long until x is ready?""How long is a piece of string?"Longer than your remaining lifespan if you keep spouting that kind of shite you cuntburp. Another one of these is something that my boss used to say, at my job as a lad when I was stacking shelves at Sainsburys. "It says here that this is out of date.""It says Cadburys on the bus but they don't sell it."Fuck off you stupid twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Sayings like this are reserved for fuckwit cunts with zero intelligence who lack any capability of admitting that they are completely clueless."How long until x is ready?""How long is a piece of string?"Longer than your remaining lifespan if you keep spouting that kind of shite you cuntburp. Another one of these is something that my boss used to say, at my job as a lad when I was stacking shelves at Sainsburys. "It says here that this is out of date.""It says Cadburys on the bus but they don't sell it."Fuck off you stupid twat.That makes no sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 That makes no senseDon't I fucking know it! I used to hear him saying it to others all the time too. Basically if you start a sentence with "It says...", "This says..." or whatever, he'd come back with that no matter what the subject.He had a slew of other sayings too which were just as fucking irrelevant to life in general, but I've gladly managed to forget them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 A cunt I worked with when checking measurements or quantities always came back with "if it was anymore right it'd be wrong" twunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Is it bigger than a breadbox?I remember that royal joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 I remember that royal joke!Better not repeat it, mind, as today is National No Fucking Racism Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Don't I fucking know it! I used to hear him saying it to others all the time too. Basically if you start a sentence with "It says...", "This says..." or whatever, he'd come back with that no matter what the subject.He had a slew of other sayings too which were just as fucking irrelevant to life in general, but I've gladly managed to forget them.Sounds like the usual prick supermarkets seem to have as managers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Better not repeat it, mind, as today is National No Fucking Racism Day.Ebony and ivory blab, blah, blah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 How long is my cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 How long is my cock?I dread to think what we win if we get this right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Tampon strings are usually about 2 inches. Hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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