Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Every pub around Torbay now seems to have a happy hour these, what the fuck are people supposed to be the rest of the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but Heaven knows I'm miserable now.Pharrell Williams is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Every pub around Torbay now seems to have a happy hour these, what the fuck are people supposed to be the rest of the time?They're in Torbay, have a wild guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Stagger the Happy Hours. Then stagger around the staggered happy hours, in a stag party.....acting like Colin Stagg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 I remember consuming so much alcohol during one happy hour that I shit myself which put a rather dull tarnish on it. Happy hour or not, its hard to remain cheerful with warm shit in your pants unless you're under 3 or over 75 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 I remember consuming so much alcohol during one happy hour that I shit myself which put a rather dull tarnish on it. Happy hour or not, its hard to remain cheerful with warm shit in your pants unless you're under 3 or over 75 years old.I thought you were a complete cunt Pissflaps, but you're actually alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 'Happy Hour' that's about the length of time I've had any joy in my whole, miserable fuckin' life, and I'm well over fifty now, where's Apple when you need him? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 it was a good track by the housemartins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 it was a good track by the housemartinsfat boy slim is an epic cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 'Happy Hour' that's about the length of time I've had any joy in my whole, miserable fuckin' life, and I'm well over fifty now, where's Apple when you need him?Soles, wherever he is and whatever he's doing, applescruff will definitely be less happy than you. Or anybody else on the fucking planet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuc3faQAEs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 I once got so ratted during happy hour in a cocktail bar that I spent the next few hours after spunking obscene amounts of money on more cocktails. Which kind of defeated the whole point really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 Where they open all their walletsAnd they close all their mindsAnd they love to buy you all a drinkAnd then we ask all the questionsAnd you take all your clothes offAnd go back to the kitchen sink......................what a good place to be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 Where they open all their walletsAnd they close all their mindsAnd they love to buy you all a drinkAnd then we ask all the questionsAnd you take all your clothes offAnd go back to the kitchen sink......................what a good place to be!Yep, Beautiful South were also quite shit. Although, Slimboy Fats gangster rap was catchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 It's happy hour every hour at Spotter Towers..... because I'm permanently pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Yep, Beautiful South were also quite shit. Although, Slimboy Fats gangster rap was catchy. yeah, so you keep on saying........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 yeah, so you keep on saying...........really, just remind me where..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 really, just remind me where..... oh sorry, i had double vision last night (scrumpy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 It's happy hour every hour at Spotter Towers..... because I'm permanently pissed. Whats with the Avatar change Spooter?Is Frank Kelly the next on your list of comedy favourites to go?He should be warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Whats with the Avatar change Spooter?Is Frank Kelly the next on your list of comedy favourites to go?He should be warned,yes.... The seance is this evening! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Stagger the Happy Hours. Then stagger around the staggered happy hours, in a stag party.....acting like Colin Stagga stag ran out in front of me yesterday causing me to swerve dramatically and I nearly ended up in a ditch, again. Come to think of it, it did look somewhat pissed. Should have breathalised the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 a stag ran out in front of me yesterday causing me to swerve dramatically and I nearly ended up in a ditch, again. Come to think of it, it did look somewhat pissed. Should have breathalised the cunt.Just be glad it wasn't Colin Stagg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Just be glad it wasn't Colin Staggor a stagg guitar pile of crap. Mind you I wouldn't have needed to swerve for either of the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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