Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 Well, they just are. Who's going to disagree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 'wasps' and 'crisps' , the only two words that sound like that. interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 FRISPs = fucking repulsive ignorant Scottish pig/s or alternatively those crisp like snacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 Things NOT to say to a Japanese Giant Hornet:# 1 - Make us some fucking honey then, you stripy cunt. Hah, you fucking can't! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 Things NOT to say to a Japanese Giant Hornet:# 1 - Make us some fucking honey then, you stripy cunt. Hah, you fucking can't!I assume "can't " was autocorrect, bawsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 Those Jap hornets are the apex top level cunts of the insect world. They absolutely decimate honey bee hives. They sting each bee multiple times before their mandibles sink in and tear the corpse in half. They eat the larva, kill everything in sight, and then fuck off back to their hive to regurgitate what they just killed for their own. Exterminate the cunts, with extreme prejudice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 Those Jap hornets are the apex top level cunts of the insect world. They absolutely decimate honey bee hives. They sting each bee multiple times before their mandibles sink in and tear the corpse in half. They eat the larva, kill everything in sight, and then fuck off back to their hive to regurgitate what they just killed for their own. Exterminate the cunts, with extreme prejudice! Yeah but the japanese bees don't fuck about when one of these attack the nest. They all pile on top of it and smother it until it overheats and explodes.The european bees have a different tactic; they attack one at a time like those shitty martial arts films and the hornet tears them to shreds until theres no fucker left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 Yeah but the japanese bees don't fuck about when one of these attack the nest. They all pile on top of it and smother it until it overheats and explodes.The european bees have a different tactic; they attack one at a time like those shitty martial arts films and the hornet tears them to shreds until theres no fucker left.One Japanese hornet won't attack a hive on it's own. Once they have located a hive, they signal other drones to bring their soldier hornets to destroy the bee colony. I have seen a few documentaries watching these hornet cunts, and it's gruesome! If the hornets could be handled, I'd say run a hook through them, and feed them to newly hatched crocodiles and monitor lizards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 (edited) I cannot use the word cunt enough to describe these.....er?......cunts,being allergic to their sting that big fucker would probably end my days if it did me,proof that God is a cunt,why produce these horrible stripey cunts in the first place you bustard. Mind you,if he could just send a swarm over to calais for a couple of hours...... Edited August 12, 2015 by neil298 Fat digits 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 I struggle to see what purpose these cunts serve, along with flies, chavs and electrical goods from China. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 I don't believe it is possible for the wasp and the human to live in harmony. Kill the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 (edited) Insect spivs in rugby topsIf these were human they'd spend all evening buying you pints so they could fuck off with your girlfriend at the end of the night, the calculating cunts. Edited August 12, 2015 by Jiggerycock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 I fucking hate the things and used to devise traps with a mate of mine that would allow them to be killed en masse. As the methods chosen generally involved explosives (well bangers) it was very good fun. I think my deep-rooted hatred for these stripy wankers stems from treading on one as a child, and ending up with a foot twice its normal size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 One Japanese hornet won't attack a hive on it's own. Once they have located a hive, they signal other drones to bring their soldier hornets to destroy the bee colony. I have seen a few documentaries watching these hornet cunts, and it's gruesome! If the hornets could be handled, I'd say run a hook through them, and feed them to newly hatched crocodiles and monitor lizards. Thanks for the advice wizard. I usually feed crane flies and roaches to my monitors and crocs, but I'll give the hornets a try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 One Japanese hornet won't attack a hive on it's own. Once they have located a hive, they signal other drones to bring their soldier hornets to destroy the bee colony.Sounds like a Pearl Harbour re-enactment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Well, they just are. Who's going to disagree? To a point as I'd rather be a wasp than a dung beetle..... if I had to be an insect that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Sounds like a Pearl Harbour re-enactment. Japs are deceptive cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 I took one look at the title of this thread, and was utterly convinced I was about to delve straight into a Manila cut and paste nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 If someone tries to swat a Jap hornet, or just looks at a bit funny, it emits a pheromone that calls every other hornet in a certain radius to come help it. Be glad only the Nips have them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 If someone tries to swat a Jap hornet, or just looks at a bit funny, it emits a pheromone that calls every other hornet in a certain radius to come help it. Be glad only the Nips have them.They'll import them sooner or later like everything else they make.Now,if they were Chinese Hornets it would be safer as they would only last a day until they broke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 They'll import them sooner or later like everything else they make.Now,if they were Chinese Hornets it would be safer as they would only last a day until they broke.Surely the diet of lead paint pieces and decaying heaps of Szechuan cat would make them super hornets, invulnerable to everything except ProfB ramblings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 I don't believe it is possible for the wasp and the human to live in harmony. Kill the cunts.Typical Daily Mail readers comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Typical Daily Mail readers commentTypical liberal bollocks from a dirty lefty student. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Ever since two of these 24 carat cunts flew into my ear as a kid, and stung all kinds of fuck out of it, my hatred for these fuckers knows no bounds, and is expanding faster and farther than the universe itself. Probably.I don't give a fuck if they pollenate, albeit far shitter than bees, or even that they kill crop-eaters, they can fuck right off and take hornets with them. And scorpions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 they can fuck right off and take hornets with them. And scorpions.And Lenny fucking Henry...There's always room for Lenny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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