Guest MikeD Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I mean for fucks sake, get a grip you fucking arseholes.How in the name of fuck can anyone be genuinely scared by this fucking shite?Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Never got horror films. Stand around here at closing time and there are plenty of horrific things to witness, real and very scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I think it's something to do with the temporary suspension of belief and a willingness to open one's mind to the seemingly impossible.It's the same device Eastenders uses to convince us that Max Branning and Phil Mitchell are stud muffins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Now this sequel would scare the shit out of me........"The Mummy Returns.....as Daddy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 You clearly never saw 'Friday the 13th part 5367457 Jason takes Manchester'(And then proceeds to fuck right off back to Camp Crystal Lake upon the realization of just what a terrible mistake he's made hits home.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Anybody who claims to be immune to having the shits put up them by watching something onscreen, have clearly never seen CCTV footage of Keith at the Wing Wah all you can eat Chinese buffet. The part where they re-fill the Prawn Foo-Yung is particularly disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Anybody who claims to be immune to having the shits put up them by watching something onscreen, have clearly never seen CCTV footage of Keith at the Wing Wah all you can eat Chinese buffet. The part where they re-fill the Prawn Foo-Yung is particularly disturbing.Apparently there was an alternate ending to the standard DVD release, where he shits it all out the next day, bleeding hemorrhoids and all.However, it was deemed too graphic by the Board of Film Classification. They claimed it would have to be X-rated, rather than 18, if included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Apparently there was an alternate ending to the standard DVD release, where he shits it all out the next day, bleeding hemorrhoids and all.However, it was deemed too graphic by the Board of Film Classification. They claimed it would have to be X-rated, rather than 18, if included. Fuck me spinning Bill, I'm glad I read this after having lunch. That makes A Serbian Film and The Human Caterpillar sound like episodes of Are You Afraid of the fucking Dark. Which I am now after that, you vicious bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Apparently there was an alternate ending to the standard DVD release, where he shits it all out the next day, bleeding hemorrhoids and all.However, it was deemed too graphic by the Board of Film Classification. They claimed it would have to be X-rated, rather than 18, if included. Talk dirty to me, you slut!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 The Human CaterpillarHa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Horror films are fucking shit. Peoples day to day existence used to be filled with horrific stuff, but since things got better during the 20th century, and cunts aren't diseased, maimed, dying all over the place, we still seem to have a need to see disturbing shit.People are weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I think it's something to do with the temporary suspension of belief and a willingness to open one's mind to the seemingly impossible.It's the same device Eastenders uses to convince us that Max Branning and Phil Mitchell are stud muffins.Jiggers I'm feeling a bit delicate today, well I am now you cunt You clearly never saw 'Friday the 13th part 5367457 Jason takes Manchester'(And then proceeds to fuck right off back to Camp Crystal Lake upon the realization of just what a terrible mistake he's made hits home.)Is it safe for me to look under my bed now, or are you still there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 (edited) Jiggers I'm feeling a bit delicate today, well I am now you cuntIs it safe for me to look under my bed now, or are you still there?Hiding under the bed is sooooo 2014. Everybody knows that the hip thing to do nowadays is to stow yourself away in the attic only to emerge at the midnight hour, creep in to the bedroom where the owners are and coo them into a deep slumber by softy singing sweet lullabies while gently slapping your lubed up cock against their sleeping faces...Anybody who claims to be immune to having the shits put up them by watching something onscreen, have clearly never seen CCTV footage of Keith at the Wing Wah all you can eat Chinese buffet. The part where they re-fill the Prawn Foo-Yung is particularly disturbing.I find the deleted scene where an entire aquarium worth of sea food starts dribbling out of Keiths black chasm of a mouth and on to his my little pony bib to be particularly terrifying. I haven't been able to bring myself to sleep with the lights off ever since witnessing that insanity inducing horror of Lovecraftian proportions. Edited August 21, 2015 by Ahriman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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