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Guest Drew P Pissflaps

Never heard of the bitch until recently but she seems to have got a lot of people in trouble. What a cunt.............of course this could also be a geezer with one of those hermaphroditic names.

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Sounds like the latest brain-dead, puppet bastard off the conveyor belt of major record label karaoke singers.

"And now, singing her latest hit 'My Minge Aches For Cock', it's Ashley Madison!"

They might not call it that..........

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Guest Ahriman

All I know is that she might responsible for the divorces of potentially millions of people. Must have been a right dirty cum dumpster, imagine the state of her fanny...

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Hmm, shall I give my name, email address, penis size, and credit card details to an adultery website? Fuck it, what could possibly go wrong?

Now you mention it baws, a really friendly nigerian bloke emailed me yesterday. I'm retiring next week when the money reaches my account, what a fucking result!! 

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Guest luke swarm

Now you mention it baws, a really friendly nigerian bloke emailed me yesterday. I'm retiring next week when the money reaches my account, what a fucking result!! 

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This Gentleman Scotty

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Guest deebom

I just Googled this fucking name, and MsBom who just happened to be looking this way at that precise moment, said "What the fuck are you looking at that for?"

 

Yes, it's a cunt. :D

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Guest Gong Farmer

All I know is that she might responsible for the divorces of potentially millions of people. Must have been a right dirty cum dumpster, imagine the state of her fanny...

I bet it looks like it's dog chewed carpet slipper.

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Guest Gong Farmer

Like a stab wound on a gorilla's back

Anyway, Ashley Maddison? I'd sort of assumed it was a made-up name, like a porn-star's.

Suggestive without being ribald.

Like Heady Lamaar.......Holly Golightly......Chokeme Withcock, that sort of thing.

Lardy Gag Gag staring in "Obese Sluts vol 3"  along with a couple of characters calling themselves  Buster Hymen and Throbbing Hood.

 

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Guest DingTheRioja

You'll be laughing on the other side of your face luke, when I invite you out to my new place in the maldives.

You mean the Mal-Dives... there is a slight difference between the two...  anyway... Nigeria will be fucking bankrupt when the widow of the late Treasurer comes to Chez Dingus for tea and crumpets with that cheque....

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Guest Wizardsleeve

I just Googled this fucking name, and MsBom who just happened to be looking this way at that precise moment, said "What the fuck are you looking at that for?"

 

Yes, it's a cunt. :D

Fuck me Bom, what horrid timing!  What are the odds she would look at just that precise moment?

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Guest deebom

Fuck me Bom, what horrid timing!  What are the odds she would look at just that precise moment?

It's a talent women have. Just another weapon in their arsenal of stuff to cunt men off with.

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Guest Wizardsleeve

It's a talent women have. Just another weapon in their arsenal of stuff to cunt men off with.

it must be instinctual and awakened when puberty strikes because while they're young you can do virtually anything and they are oblivious. Even basic sleight of hand games distract and amaze. What an insidious weapon of cuntery. Use caution, mate. 

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Guest DingTheRioja

I don't imagine it's difficult to surprise you at the best of times.

Pull my finger...

I'd rather pull that blonde down the road... that's no surpise though...

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