Decimus Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I absolutely detest these dawdling bastards. You're not meandering through a Milanese boulevard taking in the sights and culture you fucking feet dragging cuntbag. It's fucking Norwich and Gregg's and Costa Cunting Coffee don't have a 0.5 miles per hour speed limit zone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 The cunts that really send me into a rage of Bruce Banner like proportions are the fat ugly skanks with the prams who line up side by side, forming an impassable barrier of flab and discounted primark track suits, and then proceed to walk at a snails pace down the road while loudly yattering on about how their inbred offspring got put on yellow card for flipping off the teacher or some such shite, all the while completely oblivious to the mass of people behind them who are desperately clamoring to get past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I absolutely detest these dawdling bastards. You're not meandering through a Milanese boulevard taking in the sights and culture you fucking feet dragging cuntbag. It's fucking Norwich and Gregg's and Costa Cunting Coffee don't have a 0.5 miles per hour speed limit zone.The cunts that really send me into a rage of Bruce Banner like proportions are the fat ugly skanks with the prams who line up side by side, forming an impassable barrier of flab and discounted primark track suits, and then proceed to walk at a snails pace down the road while loudly yattering on about how their inbred offspring got put on yellow card for flipping off the teacher or some such shite, all the while completely oblivious to the mass of people behind them who are desperately clamoring to get past.that because these tattooed cuntfucks have got nowhere to rush to like most working people...unless its signing on day that is.....then they congregate outside the job centre smoking rollups and spitting incessantly whilst whinging that they have been sanctioned.That's how it is in Wolverhampton anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 You should be more tolerant. What about the clueless fucking morons that stand at the end of the escalator because they can't decide where they want to go and cause a backlog behind them. Also exhibited by cunts at the top of ramps in multi storey car parks causing unfortunate saps to perform hill starts behind them. I would ram their rear view mirror up their rectum followed by a kick to make it shatter and lacerate their shit pipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I absolutely detest these dawdling bastards. You're not meandering through a Milanese boulevard taking in the sights and culture you fucking feet dragging cuntbag. It's fucking Norwich and Gregg's and Costa Cunting Coffee don't have a 0.5 miles per hour speed limit zone.I quite like a leisurely meander through the lingerie section of Marks & Sparks on Theatre Street. occasionally I can actually press the lift call button without using my hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I absolutely detest these dawdling bastards. You're not meandering through a Milanese boulevard taking in the sights and culture you fucking feet dragging cuntbag. It's fucking Norwich and Gregg's and Costa Cunting Coffee don't have a 0.5 miles per hour speed limit zone.preferable to the fat aggressive cunts in mobility scooters who buzz past you at breakneck speed in case they miss the morning opening of the wetherspoons, sometimes I just about make it to the bar before the layabout fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Gregg's and Costa Cunting CoffeeAh, Deco, good to see that you are still hanging around in the buzzing Norwich hotspots. Standing outside Greggs smoking endless cigarettes is no way for a chap like you to pull a fat chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Ah, Deco, good to see that you are still hanging around in the buzzing Norwich hotspots. Standing outside Greggs smoking endless cigarettes is no way for a chap like you to pull a fat chick.It's the only fucking place in town where the owners don't chase me off from selling the big issue. Have a fucking heart, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 It's the only fucking place in town where the owners don't chase me off from selling the big issue. Have a fucking heart, you cunt.What the fuck has been going on here in my absence Deco ? Newbies swarming like Immigrants, barely any threats of violence.........and no fucking racisim ?? Its a fucking sham. Where is that cunt Francis ? Has he appeared in a new guise ? Are these new cunts up to the mark ? And have you seen an inflatable full size spiderman floating up the Nene ? We lost one a stag do in Peterborough last week. It may or may not have been wearing a big strap on. Things got a bit hazy later on............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 What the fuck has been going on here in my absence Deco ? Newbies swarming like Immigrants, barely any threats of violence.........and no fucking racisim ?? Its a fucking sham. Where is that cunt Francis ? Has he appeared in a new guise ? Are these new cunts up to the mark ? And have you seen an inflatable full size spiderman floating up the Nene ? We lost one a stag do in Peterborough last week. It may or may not have been wearing a big strap on. Things got a bit hazy later on............. I'm not joking when I say Frank now calls himself Stephanie. I'm pretty sure the cunt sits in a 1950s frock at the computer too.I've been trying to hold the fort Jacko, I really have! (Although I did invite some cunt called Richie Brains in and I think he left the door open behind him.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I'm not joking when I say Frank now calls himself Stephanie. I'm pretty sure the cunt sits in a 1950s frock at the computer too.I've been trying to hold the fort Jacko, I really have! (Although I did invite some cunt called Richie Brains in and I think he left the door open behind him.)Just perusing now Bilbo. I see you have made some effort to repel boarders with some nasty caustic comments. Glad to see it. However, inviting untested newbies loses you several brownie points. As a punishment, I can only suggest that you get a close friend or associate to wrap your entire pale naked body in cling film, and then attempt to push a broom handle through the cling film at the points of least resistance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 You have to push these cunts out of the way. It's a kindness really, they don't really notice, and it brightens up their day a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 The cunts that really send me into a rage of Bruce Banner like proportions are the fat ugly skanks with the prams who line up side by side, forming an impassable barrier of flab and discounted primark track suits, and then proceed to walk at a snails pace down the road while loudly yattering on about how their inbred offspring got put on yellow card for flipping off the teacher or some such shite, all the while completely oblivious to the mass of people behind them who are desperately clamoring to get past.I envy you, Peanut, you got the in track suits. It seems every time I encounter these gelatinous blobs of life stealing cuntfuckery, they're wearing tights or fucking spandex showcasing their cellulite and stretched out fanny flaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 wrap your entire pale naked body in cling filmWe once kegged a mate of mine at a house party, wrapped him up with clingfilm before he could cover up his cock and balls, and threw him onto the front lawn and left him there for an hour. Ah, memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 We once kegged a mate of mine at a house party, wrapped him up with clingfilm before he could cover up his cock and balls, and threw him onto the front lawn and left him there for an hour. Ah, memories.was this at dolphin square ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I absolutely detest these dawdling bastards. You're not meandering through a Milanese boulevard taking in the sights and culture you fucking feet dragging cuntbag. It's fucking Norwich and Gregg's and Costa Cunting Coffee don't have a 0.5 miles per hour speed limit zone.They need time to read the signs. Being thick and slow doesn't help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I absolutely detest these dawdling bastards. You're not meandering through a Milanese boulevard taking in the sights and culture you fucking feet dragging cuntbag. It's fucking Norwich and Gregg's and Costa Cunting Coffee don't have a 0.5 miles per hour speed limit zone.have you any idea how fucking difficult it is to walk fast with webbed feet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 So i come in from the pub with my carry-out and 3-piece meal from Chicken Cottage (Chicken Cottage? Sounds like a fucking gay bar on 46th Street) and i have to read this pile of old shit. Norwich? Fucking Norwich? Listen, i've only had 3 parking tickets in my life......one i was bang to rights so i can't complain.........one i got off with it on appeal (fucking load of aggro that was) ..........and the other was outside of Carrow Road when some parking warden cunt assured me i was ok to park there. Fucking bastard! I don't know if these morons are slow in walking along the pavement and i don't fucking care. But i do know they are very quick to steal the money straight out of your fucking pocket. Dirty bunch of sheep shagging, carrotcrunching inbred thieving pikey fucking cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 If it wasn't for the pikeys, there would be no cheap, second-hand, nicked car bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 I recently got stitched up on a PCN. Bromley council, the dirty low thieving fuckers. PCN showed that I was in the right, their photos showed that I was in the right, so I appealed it. Told me fuck off and pay. Arguing with these cunts is pointless so I just sucked it up and paid. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 Dweeb, you soppy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 (edited) Dweeb, you soppy cuntIndeed, but their appeal process is a cunt. you have to wait until they send you a final notice, which means that the extortion money doubles to £130. then you can appeal again, but if you lose, which you will, you have to pay the full fine. You can then go to some sort of ombudsman/tribunal thing, but they are most probably in cahoots with the thieving council, so might as well pay the £65. Edited August 22, 2015 by deebom Madge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 I recently got stitched up on a PCN. Bromley council, the dirty low thieving fuckers. PCN showed that I was in the right, their photos showed that I was in the right, so I appealed it. Told me fuck off and pay. Arguing with these cunts is pointless so I just sucked it up and paid. Cunts.I'm currently in a dispute over a PCN. I am writing haikus to the debt collection agency in response to their harassment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 turd in a jiffy bag sent to the bastarding cunts without stamps always make me feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 turd in a jiffy bag sent to the bastarding cunts without stamps always make me feel better. That would be satisfying, but unfortunately, due a minor mishap once upon a time, Plod have a sample of my DNA in their wank bank. I feel it could result in social stigma to be arrested over an incident involving turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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