Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 A pun by comedian Darren Walsh has scooped the prize for funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe.The 39-year-old, whose show Punderbolt is on at the Pleasance, took first place in the vote by TV channel Dave.The winning joke was: "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free."That fucking wins???Mind you.. here's the top 10..."I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free" - Darren Walsh"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West" - Stewart Francis"Surely every car is a people carrier?" - Adam Hess"What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter" - Masai Graham"If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn't go" - Dave Green"Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas" - Mark Nelson"Red sky at night. Shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night. Day" - Tom Parry"The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves" - Alun Cochrane"Clowns divorce. Custardy battle" - Simon Munnery"They're always telling me to live my dreams. But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..." - Grace The Child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 Number 4 is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 If they are the comedy acts of the future then it's looking fucking bleak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 Well the Edinburgh Festival demands a nom all of it's own, the amount of introverted, self-stroking wristers it encourages.Admittedly there are the few shining stars amongst the preening offal but you have to look bloody hard.I don't usually do this sort of thing but Will Gompertz can suck my big cock and call it a searing indictment of contemporary attitudes to the zeitgeist....or something 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 I thought it was a comedy festival, not a shitest Christmas Cracker motto contest. That lot is lamentable, not one joke (if you can call them jokes) about minorites, disabled people, terrorists or paedophilia. Frankie Boyle would be spinning in his grave, if someone stoved his head in with croquet mallet that is.Tom Smith was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 All shite, just like the crap humour on BBC R4 slots at 6.30pm. What sort of mind is stimulated to laugh at the mindless garble kids seem to think 'funny' today.Fuck em all to hell brat gob brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 My dog has no nose... where's HIS fucking award? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 My dog has no nose... where's HIS fucking award?Trinidad!Oh fucking hell........ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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