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Guest nobgobbler

I'm not cunting Jon Taffer from the TV show Bar Rescue on Spike, just the bunch of spunk nuggets he has to deal with. The bar owners contact him and ask him to use his expertise to rescue their failing bars which are complete shit pits with arsehole owners, arsehole staff and often with arsehole customers. He usually kicks arse and turns their business around despite them. The last episode I saw was such a debarcle I was glued to it like a 3 year old watching pinky and perky. All punching hell out of each other, then Taffer walked off the job, the first time ever in 30 years. I walked off a job once, and it's better than sex.

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Guest nobgobbler

You're obviously doing something wrong, just like those fuck weasels on this show.

I won't work for cunts at any price now. I don't know how Taffer puts up with the scum bags. All the problems they have could be solved with a couple of hand grenades, job done.

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Guest Wizardsleeve

I won't work for cunts at any price now. I don't know how Taffer puts up with the scum bags. All the problems they have could be solved with a couple of hand grenades, job done.

Nobbie, I've never heard of this programme or the bloke you're talking about, but I think I can answer your question about how he puts up with scumbags  he's an even bigger scumbag with a superiority complex and narcissistic personality issue, which places him at the top of cunt mountain. Bar owners are usually sleazy, self-absorbed cuntbreeds and  only one of their own would know what buttons to press and how hard to press them. 

To summarize, he's a fucking cunt. 

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Guest luke swarm

I've never heard of this chap Gobbler but I take your point...there's a plethora of these hidden camera shows doing the rounds at the moment...most of them American in origin.

I only watch them for about 3 or 4 minutes as like most yank shows it is a 5 minute show condensed into 30 minutes of repetitive fast edited and flashing back and forth shit with a content so dumbed down for the Americans who have a memory span and intelligence of a goldfish. Sadly we are heading the same way with this dumbing down here. 

If you want to know what I am talking about watch the programme Restaurant Stakeout (geddit)....Cunts      

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