Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 These cunts will laugh mindlessly at anything, no matter how mundane it is. Today I've already experienced two of the fuckers and I've barely finished eating lunch.I overheard one of the dolts declare to a friend that the weather was very wet (no fucking shit!), then start giggling away uncontrollably as if something was extremely funny.Another specimen spent 5 minutes holding me up at the cash point, dawdling at the vast array of 3 potential options. They then turned around and guffawed to me about how they didn't have their glasses on, so they couldn't see a fucking thing and it was all a bit of guess work on which buttons to press.Hilarious! Your ineptitude is wasting my life! How amusing for everyone involved!These people are deceiving. They come across as fun-loving, positive people, and to criticise them makes you seem like some kind of scrooge, with a black cloud over your head, who doesn't like laughing or having fun. This couldn't be further from the truth. These people are just anxious, neurotic, unthinking, socially misaligned fools. They wouldn't know a decent joke, amusing anecdote or hilarious situation if it slapped them with a 12" luminous rubber dildo. I love laughing, as long as it is over something actually funny, whether intended or accidental. I don't want to devalue the currency of laughter by cackling like a hyena about fuck nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 I'm in complete agreement with you on this one Stickers. These bastards are everywhere and they entitled to put themselves into matters that do not concern them, because they're such shiny, outgoing positive people. The worst example I've had recently was in June, we were having a family suare and I was doing the shopping bit. As I began unloading my trolley the cunt shows up, gazes longingly at my items and the look on her face betrayed her intentions "oh my, somebody's going to have some fun" followed by the nerve grinding braying. We must take a stand with these fuckers, for the sake of sanity and decency, so I told the cow to fuck off and mind her own. I wasn't there to waste my life entertaining her cunt self, I had a schedule to keep. The only fun I'd have is knowing is never see or hear her liquid shite laughing again. Yes, I did actually do it much to the cashiers shock ( and probable gratitude). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 I'm in complete agreement with you on this one Stickers. These bastards are everywhere and they entitled to put themselves into matters that do not concern them, because they're such shiny, outgoing positive people. The worst example I've had recently was in June, we were having a family suare and I was doing the shopping bit. As I began unloading my trolley the cunt shows up, gazes longingly at my items and the look on her face betrayed her intentions "oh my, somebody's going to have some fun" followed by the nerve grinding braying. We must take a stand with these fuckers, for the sake of sanity and decency, so I told the cow to fuck off and mind her own. I wasn't there to waste my life entertaining her cunt self, I had a schedule to keep. The only fun I'd have is knowing is never see or hear her liquid shite laughing again. Yes, I did actually do it much to the cashiers shock ( and probable gratitude).Good lad wizz, I detest these nosey cunts who inspect my shopping. Ok, so it's 90% bottles and beercans, what makes that their fucking business? They'd be buying the same if they could afford to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 Good lad wizz, I detest these nosey cunts who inspect my shopping. Ok, so it's 90% bottles and beercans, what makes that their fucking business? They'd be buying the same if they could afford to. Precisely. What ever happened to common sense and courtesy, which are the cornerstones of civilised society? You keep your shut, go on about your own business and fuck off back home as expeditiously as possible. Fucking armchair psychiatrists telling the world to open up and be sociable... Just fuck right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 You need to say something hurtful to these fuckwits. Something personal, that no one would dare mention. Something to make them fuck off in shock, never to cross your path again. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 Does this include people who add "lol" to the end of every sentence? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 Does this include people who say "lol" at the end of every sentence?lol!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 A woman at work has a different laugh for different people. The more up the ladder they are,the more her laugh intensifies.Pretentious wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 Does this include people who add "lol" to the end of every sentence?These type of people need the bark stripper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 A woman at work has a different laugh for different people. The more up the ladder they are,the more her laugh intensifies.Pretentious wanker.Does she laugh if you punch her in the face ? Let me know how you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 You need to say something hurtful to these fuckwits. Something personal, that no one would dare mention. Something to make them fuck off in shock, never to cross your path again. Cunts.Something along the lines of.. "Were you the one left alone in the corner at last weeks Swindon Swingers? Shame... I didn't half walk funny the next day..."Does she laugh if you punch her in the face ? Let me know how you go.Depends how senior you twat her one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 There is a show on history channel called Pawn Stars, it has been mentioned before, but it seems that since then Rick Harrison, the proprietor, not only laughs at the end of every sentence, but in the middle, whether the subject matter is funny or not. Seems very weird, nerves or guilt? Who can tell, but pawnbrokers seem to like you to think they are doing you a favour when really they are fisting you up to the elbow for every bit of cash the bloodsucking leaches can wring out of you.Gold Arts are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Seems very weird, nerves or guilt? He's a pawnbroker. I don't think they experience guilt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 There's a bloke where I work that frequently chuckles at the end of his own sentences. We could be discussing a massive hydraulic power pack, a subject that's pretty much at the opposite end of the scale to what might be classed as even remotely funny, and he will still utter a little chuckle when he finishes speaking. He does it in meeting too, in front of people who aren't familiar with his peculiar habit, and they look at him like he's a cunt. Which he is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 Good nom. I get this when I go to see a 'comedy' at a theatre and I sit there with a forlorn sad look on my face sitting among these morons laughing like drains. I get very depressed. Does this include people who add "lol" to the end of every sentence?That's so funny PML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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