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Guest nobgobbler

With you on that one, not literally with you though!

we can change that. My place now, you're all invited. Bring a bottle. It might be pissing down but a pile of dry fluffy towels awaits... And I've got Pringles.

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Guest deebom

I went Amsterdam once with the intention of rumping Brasses for the entire week. Every single one I visited turned me down, leaving me frustrated at the end of every night.

That turned out to be a wank holiday...

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Guest nobgobbler

I went Amsterdam once with the intention of rumping Brasses for the entire week. Every single one I visited turned me down, leaving me frustrated at the end of every night.

That turned out to be a wank holiday...

fucking hell deeb, them brasses must be most unprofessional. If you're that ugly they should at least have the decency to offer you a paper bag. 

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Guest Wizardsleeve

I went Amsterdam once with the intention of rumping Brasses for the entire week. Every single one I visited turned me down, leaving me frustrated at the end of every night.

That turned out to be a wank holiday...

did you offer to pay with legitimate local currency, or were you busy printing before departure?

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Guest luke swarm

You know,like when the weather outside is just that and when the only thing to do is just that.

Neil, Your operational arm must be built like fucking Schwarzeggers....and I worry about your deteriorating vision.

However I have it on good authority that the share price of Mansize Tissues would tumble overnight without your single minded efforts....there are a lot of employees counting on your continued support. Good efforts          

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It's only a matter of time before you have the local council banging on your door, Neil. Noise pollution is one of the banes of modern society, and your prodigious feats of wanking must make one hell of a racket. Some people have to put up with barking dogs, others with shite Drum and Bass pumping out of a mega sound system all day long.

The good folk of your locality however, have to put up with an almost constant background noise emanating from your wank cave. It has been described as similar to the sound that a naked, morbidly obese man would make, if he was smeared in Crisp and dry oil, and put in a wind tunnel on a force 9 gale setting as his multiple folds were repeatedly pummeled by 130mph winds.

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Guest Wizardsleeve

It's only a matter of time before you have the local council banging on your door, Neil. Noise pollution is one of the banes of modern society, and your prodigious feats of wanking must make one hell of a racket. Some people have to put up with barking dogs, others with shite Drum and Bass pumping out of a mega sound system all day long.

The good folk of your locality however, have to put up with an almost constant background noise emanating from your wank cave. It has been described as similar to the sound that a naked, morbidly obese man would make, if he was smeared in Crisp and dry oil, and put in a wind tunnel on a force 9 gale setting as his multiple folds were repeatedly pummeled by 130mph winds.

Fuck me, Decs, there's a visual I could have lived without. I'll brew more coffee, long night forthcoming, you insidious cunt. :lol:

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