Neil Posted August 31, 2015 Report Posted August 31, 2015 You know,like when the weather outside is just that and when the only thing to do is just that. Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 31, 2015 Report Posted August 31, 2015 With you on that one, not literally with you though! Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 31, 2015 Report Posted August 31, 2015 With you on that one, not literally with you though!we can change that. My place now, you're all invited. Bring a bottle. It might be pissing down but a pile of dry fluffy towels awaits... And I've got Pringles. Quote
Guest deebom Posted August 31, 2015 Report Posted August 31, 2015 I went Amsterdam once with the intention of rumping Brasses for the entire week. Every single one I visited turned me down, leaving me frustrated at the end of every night.That turned out to be a wank holiday... Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 31, 2015 Report Posted August 31, 2015 I went Amsterdam once with the intention of rumping Brasses for the entire week. Every single one I visited turned me down, leaving me frustrated at the end of every night.That turned out to be a wank holiday...fucking hell deeb, them brasses must be most unprofessional. If you're that ugly they should at least have the decency to offer you a paper bag. Quote
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 31, 2015 Report Posted August 31, 2015 I went Amsterdam once with the intention of rumping Brasses for the entire week. Every single one I visited turned me down, leaving me frustrated at the end of every night.That turned out to be a wank holiday...did you offer to pay with legitimate local currency, or were you busy printing before departure? Quote
Guest luke swarm Posted August 31, 2015 Report Posted August 31, 2015 (edited) You know,like when the weather outside is just that and when the only thing to do is just that.Neil, Your operational arm must be built like fucking Schwarzeggers....and I worry about your deteriorating vision.However I have it on good authority that the share price of Mansize Tissues would tumble overnight without your single minded efforts....there are a lot of employees counting on your continued support. Good efforts Edited August 31, 2015 by luke swarm Quote
Jiggerycock Posted September 1, 2015 Report Posted September 1, 2015 we can change that. My place now, you're all invited. Bring a bottle. It might be pissing down but a pile of dry fluffy towels awaits... And I've got Pringles.I've got a cheesy Wotsit.......according to my wife Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 1, 2015 Report Posted September 1, 2015 I've got a cheesy Wotsit.......according to my wifeAnd we've all seen it! Quote
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 1, 2015 Report Posted September 1, 2015 It's only a matter of time before all the little englanders on here start whinging about how disgraceful Notting Hill carnival is. Fucking gimps. Quote
Hokey Gingers Posted September 1, 2015 Report Posted September 1, 2015 It's only a matter of time before all the little englanders on here start whinging about how disgraceful Notting Hill carnival is. Fucking gimps.That`s harsh Bill, very harsh. No, the good news is Float of the day goes to Glasgow Borough Council for their fleet of bin lorries. Quote
Decimus Posted September 2, 2015 Report Posted September 2, 2015 It's only a matter of time before you have the local council banging on your door, Neil. Noise pollution is one of the banes of modern society, and your prodigious feats of wanking must make one hell of a racket. Some people have to put up with barking dogs, others with shite Drum and Bass pumping out of a mega sound system all day long.The good folk of your locality however, have to put up with an almost constant background noise emanating from your wank cave. It has been described as similar to the sound that a naked, morbidly obese man would make, if he was smeared in Crisp and dry oil, and put in a wind tunnel on a force 9 gale setting as his multiple folds were repeatedly pummeled by 130mph winds. Quote
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 2, 2015 Report Posted September 2, 2015 It's only a matter of time before you have the local council banging on your door, Neil. Noise pollution is one of the banes of modern society, and your prodigious feats of wanking must make one hell of a racket. Some people have to put up with barking dogs, others with shite Drum and Bass pumping out of a mega sound system all day long.The good folk of your locality however, have to put up with an almost constant background noise emanating from your wank cave. It has been described as similar to the sound that a naked, morbidly obese man would make, if he was smeared in Crisp and dry oil, and put in a wind tunnel on a force 9 gale setting as his multiple folds were repeatedly pummeled by 130mph winds.Fuck me, Decs, there's a visual I could have lived without. I'll brew more coffee, long night forthcoming, you insidious cunt. Quote
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