Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Ummmmmm................where does one start with this character.Simply beyond description and comprehension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 I'd fuck her.Him.Her.Whatever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 I'd fuck her.Him.Her.Whatever...Would you mind wearing a blindfold whilst doing it though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 I heard this one on the radio and, whilst I usually like a bit more meat on my nomination (that's not a euphemism), one can't help but give a wry nod to Brother Pissflaps opening assertion.Where, indeed, does one start with this smorgasbord of weapons-grade cuntery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?You wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on your face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Never heard of him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 I'd smash her back doors in with extra vigour and give her a reach around if she asked nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Fucking hell. I would too! But I think ,if he got lucky enough, Judge would feel disappointed that there below lurks a lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 I'd smash her back doors in with extra vigour and give her a reach around if she asked nicely.It's probably the only way to prevent her glaring at you and turning to stone, the scowling sea hag cunt. Sadly, I have to admit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Good evening Card,Love ProfB XXXStay on topic you turd brain fuck nugget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 I'd fuck her.Him.Her.Whatever...Sounds like you would fuck a frog if you could stop it hopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Sounds like you would fuck a frog if you could stop it hopping.If it moves, fuck it. If it doesn't move, fuck it anyway - it might just be sleeping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 If it moves, fuck it. If it doesn't move, fuck it anyway - it might just be sleeping.Bawsy has a track of sex noises on his ipod, he says it makes it more exciting when he's having sex. Incidentally, he works in a morgue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Bawsy has a track of sex noises on his ipod, he says it makes it more exciting when he's having sex. Incidentally, he works in a morgue. Jimmy Savile's sloppy seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Bawsy has a track of sex noises on his ipod, he says it makes it more exciting when he's having sex. Incidentally, he works in a morgue. if he recorded the sounds at work, it will just be gases leaving the body or last bowel evacuation and the odd squishing and fapping sounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 if he recorded the sounds at work, it will just be gases leaving the body or last bowel evacuation and the odd squishing and fapping sounds. Somehow wizz, I believe you.   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 Somehow wizz, I believe you.   It's all out there on the Googly thingy. Just search for bedsit atrocities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 I'd have a crack too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 I'd have a crack too. Therein lies the issue with Mr(s) Fortune - she didn't want a crack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 I would like to try to get her back on solids. I have seen uglier male impersonators Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 I don't understand the sentencing of this. 3 counts of sexual assault, 8 years for each to run concurrently. I'm a bit thick but does that mean 3 x 8 = 24 years. To be fair probably only serve half and then let out on remand half way through that so in reality 6 years at a guess. Anyhows, how can it be sexual assault? the plaintiff consented to sex, it's just she thought she was getting rodgered by a real cock which in actual fact was a latex cock worn by her best friend so at the very most this could be classed as fraud or impersonating a lothario or 'doing a Neil' etc.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 It'll have a job with the BBC for life when it gets out of jail, they love a bit of diversity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I don't understand the sentencing of this. 3 counts of sexual assault, 8 years for each to run concurrently. I'm a bit thick but does that mean 3 x 8 = 24 years. No, that would be consecutively. I'd guess she'll do about four years out of eight. Unless she gets out on appeal? Very strange case, victim described as naive but still... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 Eight years for wearing a strap on dildo in the dark? Sex pests and kiddy pervs get less than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 5 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I don't understand the sentencing of this. 3 counts of sexual assault, 8 years for each to run concurrently. I'm a bit thick but does that mean 3 x 8 = 24 years. To be fair probably only serve half and then let out on remand half way through that so in reality 6 years at a guess. Anyhows, how can it be sexual assault? the plaintiff consented to sex, it's just she thought she was getting rodgered by a real cock which in actual fact was a latex cock worn by her best friend so at the very most this could be classed as fraud or impersonating a lothario or 'doing a Neil' etc.. You're a bit thick? I can't say that it didn't go unnoticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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