Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Some things I will sit through begrudgingly whilst Mrs N watches, but this can fuck right off. Heartburn is more entertaining. It also makes me realise how loosely the term "celebrity" is used these days. I'm waiting for one of these car-crash shows to feature Lenny Henry's postman or someone just as shit. Fucking bag of wank.I thought that was Bruno..?I'd still fuck Winkelman..after the Northern Blonde....No surprises there, Neil...or here....It would probably be quicker if you provided us with a list of things you wouldn't fuck Neil.Bruce and... er... Just Bruce... probably...Leave The Judge out of this you fucking deviant.He'd shag 3 out of 4 judges too... not sure which 3, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 I assumed that the corner was usually quiet on a Saturday because, like me, you all had lives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 Everybody, mark this day on your calendars.....the judge actually laughed and recognized humour! Also, might want to look outside for falling asteroids, bombs, and other indicators that the end of the world is near! Good for you, Judge! I'm over the moon. I feel much more confident in the possibilities of real conversation with you, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 Everybody, mark this day on your calendars.....the judge actually laughed and recognized humour! Also, might want to look outside for falling asteroids, bombs, and other indicators that the end of the world is near! Good for you, Judge! I'm over the moon. I feel much more confident in the possibilities of real conversation with you, now. Don't get too excited, no doubt there'll be an avalanche of the usual self-righteous wank and delusions of grandeur on it's way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 Don't get too excited, no doubt there'll be an avalanche of the usual self-righteous wank and delusions of grandeur on it's way.I'll be mindful of your advice, Mile. However, I am curious to see how judge puts his rarely outed sense of humor to use. I think it would be quite something to see him laughing more often, as I think all the muscle tissue that contracts to produce a hearty laugh would force that bug back out his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 Usual BBC multi-cultural shit fest this year, I see. One black one, one white one, one with a false leg on, and one with the hairs of her dicky di-do hanging down to her knees... Pile of fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 The good old BBC have announced that they are going to introduce same sex dancing partners. No doubt Frank & Punkape will enter, performing the Arso Doble, twirling round the dance floor, holding each others cocks. Filthy, disgusting cunts. Craig Revel Horwood is a gay twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: The good old BBC have announced that they are going to introduce same sex dancing partners. No doubt Frank & Punkape will enter, performing the Arso Doble, twirling round the dance floor, holding each others cocks. Filthy, disgusting cunts. Craig Revel Horwood is a gay twat. I doubt frank would make the distance, his emaciated aids riddled corpse and spaghetti legs would collapse, but that is how punkape likes them, unable to fight back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 39 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I doubt frank would make the distance, his emaciated aids riddled corpse and spaghetti legs would collapse, but that is how punkape likes them, unable to fight back. His distended, capacious arsehole stuck to the dance floor like a rubber sink plunger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: His distended, capacious arsehole stuck to the dance floor like a rubber sink plunger. You Frenchies are absolute scum - but you do have a gift for poetic description. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 16 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: His distended, capacious arsehole stuck to the dance floor like a rubber sink plunger. Thieving cunt. I used 'sink plunger' 2 days ago. In a literary sense Gyps, before you do a plumbing joke and get your coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thieving cunt. I used 'sink plunger' 2 days ago. In a literary sense Gyps, before you do a plumbing joke and get your coat. As if I would. As if I would. It's just a pipe dream. I'll get me coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thieving cunt. I used 'sink plunger' 2 days ago. In a literary sense Gyps, before you do a plumbing joke and get your coat. If you used 'sink plunger' pertaining to Frank's arsehole, then I do indeed apologise. If not, then go fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 What is this inconsequential fucking dross doing on the airwaves.? I pulled a muscle whilst lunging at the telly to pull it off the wall. Where is that half a house brick when you need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 On 03/09/2019 at 17:17, Witheredscrote said: If you used 'sink plunger' pertaining to Frank's arsehole, then I do indeed apologise. If not, then go fuck yourself. I expect that a sink plunger rammed up your arse would also rattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 On 30/09/2015 at 02:12, judgetwi said: Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 On 03/09/2019 at 15:35, Alfie Noakes said: I doubt frank would make the distance, his emaciated aids riddled corpse and spaghetti legs would collapse, but that is how punkape likes them, unable to fight back. Bullshit .. Punkape like them to have the strength to tug on his great big hooked nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 What do you think of the same sex couple? Have you guessed which one it is yet?, because from what I've seen, apart from physically missing a cock and a pair of bollocks, Nicola Adam's is more masculine than most of the geezers, even that mincing horse on two legs, Kelvin Fletcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 On 26/09/2015 at 19:36, Neil said: I'd still fuck Winkelman True, but I’d make sure she didn’t enjoy it & then I’d test the durability of her lower bowel and her head and shoulders with several pumps of gentleman’s relish and a mallet. Nepotistic Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: True, but I’d make sure she didn’t enjoy it & then I’d test the durability of her lower bowel and her head and shoulders with several pumps of gentleman’s relish and a mallet. Nepotistic Cunt. Her mum had incredibly lovely bouncy tits in the 80s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Her mum had incredibly lovely bouncy tits in the 80s. Lady Lloyd...clearly taught her daughter how to use her coiffured clam to slide up as many greasy poles as she could. I had both of these cunts and would smile, and probably snap one off if I read that had both been Boko Haram’d while on safari somewhere posh. Posh-hooker cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Lady Lloyd...clearly taught her daughter how to use her coiffured clam to slide up as many greasy poles as she could. I had both of these cunts and would smile, and probably snap one off if I read that had both been Boko Haram’d while on safari somewhere posh. Posh-hooker cunts. ‘Hate’ not ‘had’...though thinking about it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: ‘Hate’ not ‘had’...though thinking about it..... I did wonder. I wouldn't touch the beady eyed skeletal Wikleman with yours, but back in the day, Eve Pollard would have fucking got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I did wonder. I wouldn't touch the beady eyed skeletal Wikleman with yours, but back in the day, Eve Pollard would have fucking got it. Mother & daughter action though...and then the mallet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Mother & daughter action though...and then the mallet? The daughter can fuck off and wash her hair while I get a soapy tit-wank off her mum. What is she hiding with that fringe? She's probably a fucking Klingon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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