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Some things I will sit through begrudgingly whilst Mrs N watches, but this can fuck right off. Heartburn is more entertaining. It also makes me realise how loosely the term "celebrity" is used these days. I'm waiting for one of these car-crash shows to feature Lenny Henry's postman or someone just as shit. Fucking bag of wank.

I thought that was Bruno..?

I'd still fuck Winkelman

..after the Northern Blonde....

No surprises there, Neil.

..or here....

It would probably be quicker if you provided us with a list of things you wouldn't fuck Neil.

Bruce and... er... Just Bruce... probably...

Leave The Judge out of this you fucking deviant.

He'd shag 3 out of 4 judges too... not sure which 3, but...

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Everybody, mark this day on your calendars.....the judge actually laughed and recognized humour!  Also, might want to look outside for falling asteroids, bombs, and other indicators that the end of the world is near!  

Good for you, Judge!  I'm over the moon.  I feel much more confident in the possibilities of real conversation with you, now.  

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Everybody, mark this day on your calendars.....the judge actually laughed and recognized humour!  Also, might want to look outside for falling asteroids, bombs, and other indicators that the end of the world is near!  

Good for you, Judge!  I'm over the moon.  I feel much more confident in the possibilities of real conversation with you, now.  

Don't get too excited, no doubt there'll be an avalanche of the usual self-righteous wank and delusions of grandeur on it's way.

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Don't get too excited, no doubt there'll be an avalanche of the usual self-righteous wank and delusions of grandeur on it's way.

I'll be mindful of your advice, Mile. However, I am curious to see how judge puts his rarely outed sense of humor to use. I think it would be quite something to see him laughing more often, as I think all the muscle tissue that contracts to produce a hearty laugh would force that bug back out his arse. 

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The good old BBC have announced that they are going to introduce same sex dancing partners.  No doubt Frank & Punkape will enter, performing the Arso Doble, twirling round the dance floor, holding each others cocks. Filthy, disgusting cunts.

Craig Revel Horwood is a gay twat.

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1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

The good old BBC have announced that they are going to introduce same sex dancing partners.  No doubt Frank & Punkape will enter, performing the Arso Doble, twirling round the dance floor, holding each others cocks. Filthy, disgusting cunts.

Craig Revel Horwood is a gay twat.

I doubt frank would make the distance, his emaciated aids riddled corpse and spaghetti legs would collapse, but that is how punkape likes them, unable to fight back.

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39 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

I doubt frank would make the distance, his emaciated aids riddled corpse and spaghetti legs would collapse, but that is how punkape likes them, unable to fight back.

His distended, capacious arsehole stuck to the dance floor like a rubber sink plunger.

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38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Thieving cunt. I used 'sink plunger' 2 days ago. In a literary sense Gyps, before you do a plumbing joke and get your coat.

If you used 'sink plunger' pertaining to Frank's arsehole, then I do indeed apologise.  If not, then go fuck yourself.

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On 03/09/2019 at 17:17, Witheredscrote said:

If you used 'sink plunger' pertaining to Frank's arsehole, then I do indeed apologise.  If not, then go fuck yourself.

I expect that a sink plunger rammed up your arse would also rattle.

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On 03/09/2019 at 15:35, Alfie Noakes said:

I doubt frank would make the distance, his emaciated aids riddled corpse and spaghetti legs would collapse, but that is how punkape likes them, unable to fight back.

Bullshit .. Punkape like them to have the strength to tug on his great big hooked nose.

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What do you think of the same sex couple? Have you guessed which one it is yet?, because from what I've seen, apart from physically missing a cock and a pair of bollocks, Nicola Adam's is more masculine than most of the geezers, even that mincing horse on two legs, Kelvin Fletcher.

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9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

True, but I’d make sure she didn’t enjoy it & then I’d test the durability of her lower bowel and her head and shoulders with several pumps of gentleman’s relish and a mallet. Nepotistic Cunt.

Her mum had incredibly lovely bouncy tits in the 80s. 

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3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Her mum had incredibly lovely bouncy tits in the 80s. 

Lady Lloyd...clearly taught her daughter how to use her coiffured clam to slide up as many greasy poles as she could. I had both of these cunts and would smile, and probably snap one off if I read that had both been Boko Haram’d while on safari somewhere posh. Posh-hooker cunts.

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Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

Lady Lloyd...clearly taught her daughter how to use her coiffured clam to slide up as many greasy poles as she could. I had both of these cunts and would smile, and probably snap one off if I read that had both been Boko Haram’d while on safari somewhere posh. Posh-hooker cunts.

‘Hate’ not ‘had’...though thinking about it.....

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