Guest luke swarm Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 (edited) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-34377506Village of Widows because all the blokes have been run over crossing the road. Sounds like a village that was previously full of stupid blind cunts....exactly how much convincing do these people need to make them appreciate that vehicles travelling at speed hitting them will in all likelihood result in a step up nearer to nirvana. Apparently there's only one bloke left in the village and his chances are not looking good at the stats. Widows are now destitute and having to sell themselves for a crust.Somebody please send them some booklets and some public information video with that big twat who was Darth Vader. Dimwits. Edited September 29, 2015 by luke swarm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Not much traffic on that road... what are the dozy cunts doing? A case of Darwins' I think.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Is this one of those countries where women walk 5 paces behind their fella? That would explain the stats why no birds seem to meet the same fate. Twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Maybe they're trying to be badass.You know. Like when most people get to close to a fire, it burns them once and they never go near it again if they're sensible.Maybe these Bowallahs, after seeing their buddy reduced to jam after Samit had a sudden urgent meeting with 2 tons of internal combustion engine and chassis, go 'Yeah motherfucker? That all you got? Fuck you, you metal and composite piece of shit - gonna kick your fuckin' arse this time!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Not much traffic on that road... what are the dozy cunts doing? A case of Darwins' I think.... I wonder what those white stripey bits across the road mean......is it some kind of aiming system for the traffic or just to confuse the wallahs further.......I bet they have to wait all day for a suitably hard car to come along just so they can step in front of it. All this could be solved by employing the last feller as a Lollipop man with a large life insurance policy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Tufty is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Mystery solved. The poor cunts committed suicide rather than spend another night with their wives. Bollywood, this place ain't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Mystery solved. The poor cunts committed suicide rather than spend another night with their wives. Bollywood, this place ain't!Reckon our Neil could rock one out for these young fillies?Be in awe of him if he can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Mystery solved. The poor cunts committed suicide rather than spend another night with their wives. Bollywood, this place ain't!Isn't that a photoshoot of 'America Must Be Destroyed' era GWAR? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 My money's on the one remaining bloke. Bet he planned a series of hit n runs so he's the only bloke in the village. Hope he likes ugly women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 My money's on the one remaining bloke. Bet he planned a series of hit n runs so he's the only bloke in the village. Hope he likes ugly women.He's probably a cock smoker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 He's probably a cock smoker.Looking at the state of those women, he'd be better off if he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 I wonder what those white stripey bits across the road mean......is it some kind of aiming system for the traffic or just to confuse the wallahs further.......I bet they have to wait all day for a suitably hard car to come along just so they can step in front of it. All this could be solved by employing the last feller as a Lollipop man with a large life insurance policy. Looks like a fucking busy road eh? Mystery solved. The poor cunts committed suicide rather than spend another night with their wives. Bollywood, this place ain't!Gypsies. I'm sure I got a dress like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 It's the dozy cunts at pedestrian crossings that cunt me off.The lights are red, I've stopped my car, and yet they're standing there waving their head repeatedly from side to side like Muhammad fucking Ali, looking left and right in total fucking bewilderment that the traffic has actually stopped in response to them pushing the magic button. By the time their mental episode is over, the lights are amber, I'm putting my foot down, and the stupid cunt only then decides it's a good time to shuffle into the road, giving my a cheery wave in acknowledgement/apology. This has happened so many fucking times I'm torn between mowing them down, or doing a Brian Harvey with my car at the traffic lights, to escape a world that's full to the fucking brim with utterly contemptible simpletons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 It's the dozy cunts at pedestrian crossings that cunt me off.The lights are red, I've stopped my car, and yet they're standing there waving their head repeatedly from side to side like Muhammad fucking Ali, looking left and right in total fucking bewilderment that the traffic has actually stopped in response to them pushing the magic button. By the time their mental episode is over, the lights are amber, I'm putting my foot down, and the stupid cunt only then decides it's a good time to shuffle into the road, giving my a cheery wave in acknowledgement/apology. This has happened so many fucking times I'm torn between mowing them down, or doing a Brian Harvey with my car at the traffic lights, to escape a world that's full to the fucking brim with utterly contemptible simpletons.If you are serious about doing a Harvey I will gladly buy the 3 spuds and a jar of mayo you sad self centred uncaring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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