Witheredscrote Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 Took a look at BBC News and got Rita Chakrabarti. Having recently 'put down' my favourite horse it brought back bad memories. I then looked at LCI French News and got Melissa Theuriau , cheered me right up and no license fee. Thought the picture would help Southern knock one out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 Not bad but she's French you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 Not bad but she's French you cunt.Dip her up to her neck in depilatory cream, and she'll look fine in 8-10 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 I had a French girlfriend once, and she wasn't hairy. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 I had a French girlfriend once, and she wasn't hairy. True story.Alopecia?Terminal cancer? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 I had a French girlfriend once, and she wasn't hairy. True story.Alopecia?Terminal cancer?Uncle Jimmy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 Took a look at BBC News and got Rita Chakrabarti. Having recently 'put down' my favourite horse it brought back bad memories. I then looked at LCI French News and got Melissa Theuriau , cheered me right up and no license fee. Thought the picture would help Southern knock one out. Withers you frog fucking cunt, now that you're a fully fledged goose abuser, do you also enjoy mime artists and arthouse cinema? Take your Francophilia and shove it up your fucking treacherous arse you cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 (edited) Withers you frog fucking cunt, now that you're a fully fledged goose abuser, do you also enjoy mime artists and arthouse cinema? Take your Francophilia and shove it up your fucking treacherous arse you cunt.Back from the clink, how was your time away? Do French people get as far as Norfolk? Most of them seem to be stopping in London, tax avoiding snail suckers. Edited October 1, 2015 by Alfie Noakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 Back from the clink, how was your time away? Do French people get as far as Norfolk? Most of them seem to be stopping in London, tax avoiding snail suckers.It was marvellous, Alf. The evening entertainment was a recital of the complete works of Shakespeare by Punkape. Frank was offering his arse to all comers for the price of a pouch of golden virginia, and Jazz smeared the entirety of A wing in his own faeces. Back to your point about French types in Norfolk, thankfully we are devoid of them. Unfortunately though, our proximity to Holland ensures that the back alleys of Swaffham often echo to the sounds of wooden clogs and the saxophone solo's used in '70s soft porn films. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 Withers you frog fucking cunt, now that you're a fully fledged goose abuser, do you also enjoy mime artists and arthouse cinema? Take your Francophilia and shove it up your fucking treacherous arse you cunt.I will not admit to treachery but when it comes to abusing geese I have to say that this is true. The penetration is that much easier than chickens , eye contact is scary and always reminds me of David Walliams. The reach around with the goose is excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 Withers you frog fucking cunt, now that you're a fully fledged goose abuser, do you also enjoy mime artists and arthouse cinema? Take your Francophilia and shove it up your fucking treacherous arse you cunt.I would draw the line before coming out with that one. Remember, we are all God's children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 I would draw the line before coming out with that one. Remember, we are all God's children.In that case God is one busy fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 That's probably why he moves in a mysterious way - must be the friction. In that case God is one busy fucker.That's probably why he moves in a mysterious way - must be the friction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 I had a French girlfriend once, and she wasn't hairy. True story.Cool story bro, and I once saw a pig fly, although come to think of it, that may have just been Judge being thrown off his Harley after colliding with Evan Davis's freakishly elongated body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 I had a French girlfriend once, and she wasn't hairy. True story.Some employers keep quite strict dress, grooming and personal hygiene codes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 I can't understand a word of this cunt's language, so I put the TV on mute and just make my own sound effects.Not so much signing for the deaf, as signing for the soon-to-be blind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 I rest my case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 That's probably why he moves in a mysterious way - must be the friction.That's probably why he moves in a mysterious way - must be the friction.That's probably a good thing my mother passed away. Dad would have been tad angry that his wife was shagging a deity. Friction for extra pleasure, God is a busy mother fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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