Decimus Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 No, she hasn't been brought back to life as a result of an unholy pact made between her piss soaked, tena wearing, middle aged female fans and Lucifer. But she will be embarking on a world wide tour as a hologram.Natural selection and Darwinism is clearly failing here. In the good old days, being too fucking stupid to take a bath without drowning meant you weren't making a penny more and that was your lot. But from beyond the grave, she will no doubt make millions out of the slack jawed idiots who have spent the best part of their lives warbling her shit lyrics in dingy pubs up and down the country. And for what? Her stupid cunt of a daughter couldn't turn a tap without departing this mortal coil either, so who's getting the dough? It's a sad state of affairs, and I'm even more depressed at the thought that a hologram of Michael McCyntyre could potentially still be gurning its fat fucking face off in theatres around the country in 200 years time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 This is indeed alarming news. The amount of non-entity bastards who could hopefully suffer an agonising death could now be forced on us for fucking ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 The dead concert is the new live concert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Tory boys will now be fucking desperate to resurrect old mother Mag, to help them win the next election. That will sort out the Corbyn lad issue in no time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 All together now....."and i eee i will always haunt youooooooo" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 this is depressing news indeed......who are the bigger cunts, those who are looking to make a quid out of this or those sad tone deaf, thick as two very short plank fans. Is there no limits to what people will go to when exploiting the gullible fan-twats. If they pull this off, then its only a matter of time before Elvis makes a reappearance and somebody tries to resurrect Cobain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 this is depressing news indeed......who are the bigger cunts, those who are looking to make a quid out of this or those sad tone deaf, thick as two very short plank fans. Is there no limits to what people will go to when exploiting the gullible fan-twats. If they pull this off, then its only a matter of time before Elvis makes a reappearance and somebody tries to resurrect Cobain. I imagine there's a whole list of the cunts just waiting to go if this proves to be even moderately profitable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Bring back Jim Morrison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Bring back Jim Morrison.the grateful dead ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 (edited) With Arnold Rimmer on drums??!? Or a guitar .....made of camphor wood Edited October 2, 2015 by Drew P Pissflaps titsoot4DLads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 With Arnold Rimmer on drums??!?Who's Arnold Rimmer? And is he a rimmer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 ......throwing a waterbomb at the fusebox from 30 yards away should do the trick.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Who's Arnold Rimmer? And is he a rimmer?You obviously don't know Red Dwarf. Yes he was an arselicker supreme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 You obviously don't know Red Dwarf. Yes he was an arselicker supreme.he was a smeeee heeeeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 We could get Queen Victoria and Prince Albert back with this technology Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 We could get Queen Victoria and Prince Albert back with this technologyGood god no, we've got enough parasitic, inbred German cunts shitting on us from their state subsidised accomodation as it is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Why don't the greedy cunts just exhume the plastic cunt , encase her in a clear polymer case and tour with her bony cadaver? Not like there will be much change in her physique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 You obviously don't know Red Dwarf. Yes he was an arselicker supreme.Oh for fuck sake, that shite. I'm glad I didn't fucking know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 I call my cock "Whitney" because it goes stiff in the bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 Who's Arnold Rimmer? And is he a rimmer?"He's Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer, more reliable than a garden strimmer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 I call my cock "Whitney" because it goes stiff in the bath.Bawsy, it's very possible that your post is the single most vile, repugnant and tasteless comment I've ever read on the corner. It was also brilliant and fantastically funny! Well played, sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 "He's Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer, more reliable than a garden strimmer"The Rimmer Experience. Class! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 I was unfortunate enough to see her at the O2 couple of years ago. I am NOT a fan of hers but a friend begged me to go and paid for the ticket. She was shite. Her voice was shot to fuck. At £75 quid for the cheapest tickets did anybody boo her? Did they fuck. "We love you Whitney" echoed round the auditorium as she struggled for dear life. My friend wouldn't have it when I said that her and several thousand other twats had been conned. Her gurgling under water in the bath would have sounded better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 I was unfortunate enough to see her at the O2 couple of years ago. I am NOT a fan of hers but a friend begged me to go and paid for the ticket. She was shite. Her voice was shot to fuck. At £75 quid for the cheapest tickets did anybody boo her? Did they fuck. "We love you Whitney" echoed round the auditorium as she struggled for dear life. My friend wouldn't have it when I said that her and several thousand other twats had been conned. Her gurgling under water in the bath would have sounded better.Harsh, Gyppo. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 The Rimmer Experience. Class! I bet Jazz is still raking in the royalties for that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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