Witheredscrote Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 Ey up cock, I heard that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 A large sign saying "Welcome to England, the motherland and birthplace of the original epic, and complete cunt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 Fuck off Withers you cunt, using the Watford gap theory places me in the north and I ain't fucking having it. I've never been so offended.Norfolk 'n good,Norfolk 'n good,If it comes out of Norfolk,It's Norfolk 'n good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 We need to re-build Hadrians wall, a big wall in Dover, and ring- fence off the whole of northern England.Could be a bit like Game of Thrones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 (edited) fed up of this north south divide....what about us cunts in the middle.....the west midlands has many outstanding achievements and luminaries. Visit one of our historic market towns such as Dudley or Walsall and I guarantee that you will be impressed......certainly it will make you appreciate regional differences and the diversity of this great country.The people are welcoming to all outsiders and the regional dress of joggers and hooded tops is colourful and exciting....sample the local cuisine....especially the bakery selection on the high streets. Artists flock to exhibit their work in our tattoo parlours and the young people are exquisitely adorned with this body art.The nightlife is exciting and varied.....one is encouraged to sample the local hostelries or W,Spooons as they are known....then a bit of good natured banter with the friendly police before a supper of traditional spicy minced sheep innards and taxi home driven by one of our chatty unlicensed drivers in his quaint rust coloured Japanese vehicle. Can the uncultured North or soulless South compare to this...I think not. Edited October 4, 2015 by luke swarm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 The only about Dudley that impressed me was the road out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 Northern and proud.. Manchester and proud. English and proud. British and proud. "Cunts to the north of us, cunts to the south of us, Into the valley of cunts rode Manky the cunt.* (The original text before Tennyson plagiarised it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 From the South to the North and the East to the West.You are all a bunch of cunts, no one's best.Fuck off! Cunts. A.Noakes 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 Anywhere north of Southwark is up north in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 Anywhere north of Southwark is up north in my book.Agreed. In the late '80s my local near to where I worked was the Gladstone Arms ( off Borough High Street ). Real beer and none of your northern gassed up piss or Green King shite from Norfolk. This has probably been taken over by Wetherspoons or some other bunch of gobshites. Yes Sarf of the river is best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 Anyone who isn't me - SUCKS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 Agreed. In the late '80s my local near to where I worked was the Gladstone Arms ( off Borough High Street ). Real beer and none of your northern gassed up piss or Green King shite from Norfolk. This has probably been taken over by Wetherspoons or some other bunch of gobshites. Yes Sarf of the river is best.Not having been there, I wanted to experience what it was like 'oop north' without actually having to go there. The solution resulted in me standing fully dressed under a cold shower in the dark whilst holding a can of that Boddington's horse piss. I found that playing a depressing Oasis album in the background and a smoldering piece of coal in the corner added 'that' little extra mood and ambiance to the experience. Needless to say, I won't be going back 'Oop north' any time soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 Not having been there, I wanted to experience what it was like 'oop north' without actually having to go there. The solution resulted in me standing fully dressed under a cold shower in the dark whilst holding a can of that Boddington's horse piss. I found that playing a depressing Oasis album in the background and a smoldering piece of coal in the corner added 'that' little extra mood and ambiance to the experience. Needless to say, I won't be going back 'Oop north' any time soon.Prick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 The only about Dudley that impressed me was the road out.What about Dudley Moore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 (edited) I don't trust this sign. I bet it means "Fuck off from Scotland". The big cross is quite telling. From the South to the North and the East to the West.You are all a bunch of cunts, no one's best.Fuck off! Cunts. A.Noakes 2015So true. Our poky, soggy island riddled with a local shop, fiefdom mentality. Fucking stupid. Edited October 4, 2015 by White Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 Right.. muti quote time!!!Fuck off Withers you cunt, using the Watford gap theory places me in the north and I ain't fucking having it. I've never been so offended.Me neither, I am mightily offended he dared to link you with us.......and ring- fence off the whole of northern England.Please.... I'd feel a lot safer fenced off from you southern AIDS infested poofters!Can the uncultured North or soulless South compare to this...I think not.We think not as well....Northern and proud.. Manchester and proud. English and proud. British and proud. "Cunts to the north of us, cunts to the south of us, Into the valley of cunts rode Manky the cunt.* (The original text before Tennyson plagiarised it)Cunts to the west of us... ah, sorry, thats only us in God's Own County.....Anywhere north of Southwark is up north in my book.Anywhere south of Sheffield is French in my book.... Needless to say, I won't be going back 'Oop north' any time soon.Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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