Jiggerycock Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 A sport has to have an intrinsic simplicity and 'soul' if it's to have any worth.Formula 1 long since lost both and is now a giant bag of marketing hot air and no amount of 'Suzi Perry, live from the pit lane, trying to appeal to the sad act Onanists' is going to change that fact.When this implodes, it's going to generate a black hole the size of which will have Prof. Brian Cox shitting treacle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Must learn to read more slowly, thought you said profb was going to be shitting treacle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 So fucking boring. I would only watch it if they could guarantee fatal crashes. And corrupt. Blatterite goings on all over the place. Biggest bunch of cunts in sport along with all the other corrupt bunches of cunts. On a par with politicians and bankers. I have already been offered a million quid and a bag of steam off a Lewis Hamilton turd not to post this in depth analysis of the 'sport' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 I like Suzi but what the fuck made her choose to wear those glasses on Sunday? She looked like Deidre Barlow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 It`s tailor made for the pedantic amoung us, the bean counting brigade with all its statistics and factoids, a dullards wet dream really. They must be pulling the front out of themselves every Sunday it`s on telly. The fucking show is a farce with all the RSC voice over actors at the start hyping it up giving the illusion that it matters and it might somehow be something other than a procession which it rarely is. If that cunt Jordan`s face gets any fucking thinner one eye would do him and as for that Scotch git he has all the charm and presence of a multicoloured nightclub vomit. Suzi is a cunt but for fucks sake don`t go near her with a naked flame as she`ll go up like a halloween costume due to her `tashe. Cunts all.Murray your a legend son. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 It`s tailor made for the pedantic amoung us, the bean counting brigade with all its statistics and factoids, a dullards wet dream really. They must be pulling the front out of themselves every Sunday it`s on telly. The fucking show is a farce with all the RSC voice over actors at the start hyping it up giving the illusion that it matters and it might somehow be something other than a procession which it rarely is. If that cunt Jordan`s face gets any fucking thinner one eye would do him and as for that Scotch git he has all the charm and presence of a multicoloured nightclub vomit. Suzi is a cunt but for fucks sake don`t go near her with a naked flame as she`ll go up like a halloween costume due to her `tashe. Cunts all.Murray your a legend son.jordan is funny in the chuckle brothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Got to laugh at these fuckers who are 'really into F1'. If any of these cunts could name more than half a dozen drivers, their team and nationality I'd be fucking amazed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Virtual safety car; two-stop strategy; soft compound tyres; drive-through penalties; a team called "Force India"? No wonder Niki Lauda set himself on fire. Ayrton Senna must literally be turning in his grave.I would cheerfully kick Bernie Ecclestone in the face until my toes were worn down to bleeding stumps. Only then would I set him on fire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 It's been shit since the end of the 90s. Boring drivel for puff and irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 I like Suzi but what the fuck made her choose to wear those glasses on Sunday? She looked like Deidre Barlow!I thought she looked more like Diana Prince, or should I say Wonder Woman. Anyhow, if Formula 1 was for complete and utter cunts and is soooo corrupt how come those cheating cunts VW don't have a team? If you asked me the Formula 1 coverage soon when downhill after that tree hugging leprechaun JK compiled a theme tune that sounded like somebody trying to play a dried jizz covered stylophone upside down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Shorter races, bigger fuel tanks to carry enough fuel to last the race so no pitstops, if the tyres go off then it's up to the drivers skill to manage it.And it would still be shite, perhaps only slightly less so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 (edited) Got to laugh at these fuckers who are 'really into F1'. If any of these cunts could name more than half a dozen drivers, their team and nationality I'd be fucking amazed. I'm into F1. Here goes: James Cunt I mean Hunt, Barry Sheen, Nicki whatsisname (caught on fire a couple of times), Damon Hull (his dad was a driver as well as having his hand up an emu puppets arse), Jill Villynerve, Ayrton Senna and that boring bastard with the moustache...Manson I think his name was. Oh ok. I know fuck all about F1 Edited October 12, 2015 by camberwell gypsy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 I'm into F1. Here goes: James Cunt I mean Hunt, Barry Sheen, Nicki whatsisname (caught on fire a couple of times), Damon Hull (his dad was a driver as well as having his han up an emu puppets arse), Jill Villynerve, Ayrton Senna and that boring bastard with the moustache...Manson I think his name was. Oh ok. I know fuck all about F1I'm out of likes. Brilliant!Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 I thought she looked more like Diana Prince, or should I say Wonder Woman. Anyhow, if Formula 1 was for complete and utter cunts and is soooo corrupt how come those cheating cunts VW don't have a team?If you asked me the Formula 1 coverage soon when downhill after that tree hugging leprechaun JK compiled a theme tune that sounded like somebody trying to play a dried jizz covered stylophone upside down"Dried jizz covered stylophon upside down".You have a hell of an imagination Drew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 I thought she looked more like Diana Prince, or should I say Wonder Woman. Of course, Ayrton Senna looked like Princess Diana ...........after their respective crashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 I'd rather sweep the drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stamponkittens Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 Eddie Jordan is an irritating bogtrotter who should be stamped to death. I have to mute the tele when this wig wearing leprechaun is doing his jig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 F1, the only overpaid wankfest life wasting bucket of cunt that comes close to golf and football. The only tele worth viewing is a DVDs of a fireplace burning or fish swimming. Less mess than lugging wood and there are no fish to feed or aquarium water to maintain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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