nocti Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Inspired by a recent post about venom being absent from the site as of late, I set off on a venture to resuscitate an old thread about this fucking piece of subhuman shit, only to find it has completely fallen off the site; even the archive. If I was a mod here, upon banning a couple of sad bastards, I would immediately sticky a thread that cunted this complete and utter oxygen wasting pile of shame incarnate. Talentless, pointless, fucking clueless, yet acting constantly as if the exact opposite was the case with his smug as fuck demeanour. A true fucking cuntbreed worthy of a strict diet of potassium cyanide. If listening to his music doesn't send you into an incandescent rage that could fuel one of Jordan's vibrators, then attempt just for a second to watch the footage of his child's birth (Google "two cunts one baby"). During his drug-addled faggotry in the 90s, an old Brit awards ceremony had Gary Barlow making the frankly sanctimonious speech of "Please spare a thought for Robbie and what he is going through" and all I could do was hope it was a fucking windscreen. In a month of rather alarming but subconsciously expected deaths, let's hope this fucking twat is a wildcard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 A good nom Nocti. This cunt has been pissing me off since he first appeared along with the other 4 cunts he started out with. Like you say,an overblown cunt who thinks he's the fucking God of music. I haven't seen the child birth footage nor do I want to. It's not as though it's the first time it has happened. And who is he to spread it all over the net anyway? Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 I have witnessed dribbling spastics produce better music than him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: I have witnessed dribbling spastics produce better music than him. Boyzone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: Boyzone? One Direction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I have witnessed dribbling spastics produce better music than him. you just have to keep plugging Stephen Hawking don't you Alex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: One Direction Hopefully downwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 I would agree with the nom, but have met him on two occasions, once through work and once privately. He really is not a bad bloke and did come out with a great line when asked what he thought of the experience of watching his first child born, "it's like watching your favourite pub burn down" Good line , not bad for a Northerner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 He comes from Stoke, the festering arse pimple of the universe. With a back story thus, he is a cert to win X Factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: I would agree with the nom, but have met him on two occasions, once through work and once privately. He really is not a bad bloke and did come out with a great line when asked what he thought of the experience of watching his first child born, "it's like watching your favourite pub burn down" Good line , not bad for a Northerner. What,full of sadness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: I would agree with the nom, but have met him on two occasions, once through work and once privately. He really is not a bad bloke and did come out with a great line when asked what he thought of the experience of watching his first child born, "it's like watching your favourite pub burn down" Good line , not bad for a Northerner. I don't want to resort the broken clock line, but every now and then, these cuntstorms come out with things that make us all chuckle; although to be honest that was about as funny as toothache, and is also fucking hijacked from decades ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 I thought he was very good in Mork and Mindy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 When I were a lad back in the late 80s, we used to go to an under 18s club in Kingston upon Thames. Twas good, they'd play acid house and Hip Hop and we used to have a right old time getting off our faces on Old English cider and LSD. Every so often they would bring a live act act on. We saw some good stuff. Hijack, the dude who made 20 seconds to comply, Rebel MC, Prodigy ect. One week they announced a new 'band' that were sure to be the next best thing. It was Take That... They got about halfway through whatever bollocks they were singing before having to run from the stage under a volley of absolutely everything that anyone could lay their hands on. Fuck knows why the organisers decided to let them perform at was essentially and acid house rave for a bunch of chavvy under 18s. It was one of the best nights of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 1 minute ago, deebom said: When I were a lad back in the late 80s, we used to go to an under 18s club in Kingston upon Thames. Twas good, they'd play acid house and Hip Hop and we used to have a right old time getting off our faces on Old English cider and LSD. Every so often they would bring a live act act on. We saw some good stuff. Hijack, the dude who made 20 seconds to comply, Rebel MC, Prodigy ect. One week they announced a new 'band' that were sure to be the next best thing. It was Take That... They got about halfway through whatever bollocks they were singing before having to run from the stage under a volley of absolutely everything that anyone could lay their hands on. Fuck knows why the organisers decided to let them perform at was essentially and acid house rave for a bunch of chavvy under 18s. It was one of the best nights of my life. 20 seconds , same bloke as bring forth the guillotine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: 20 seconds , same bloke as bring forth the guillotine That's the one. I googled him. Silver bullet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, deebom said: That's the one. I googled him. Silver bullet. Dungeons and the crypt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 28 minutes ago, deebom said: When I were a lad back in the late 80s, we used to go to an under 18s club in Kingston upon Thames. Twas good, they'd play acid house and Hip Hop and we used to have a right old time getting off our faces on Old English cider and LSD. Every so often they would bring a live act act on. We saw some good stuff. Hijack, the dude who made 20 seconds to comply, Rebel MC, Prodigy ect. One week they announced a new 'band' that were sure to be the next best thing. It was Take That... They got about halfway through whatever bollocks they were singing before having to run from the stage under a volley of absolutely everything that anyone could lay their hands on. Fuck knows why the organisers decided to let them perform at was essentially and acid house rave for a bunch of chavvy under 18s. It was one of the best nights of my life. Because it was down to you to rid the world of them for the rest of us. You had one job Deebers,one job........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 One of the worst 'I hate the publicity but look at what I'm doing now' hypocritical fuck-wit cunts. This talentless bastard should never have got above the level of being a fucking Butlins red coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 3 hours ago, witheredscrote said: you just have to keep plugging Stephen Hawking don't you Alex Leave old "ironside" out of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 3 hours ago, witheredscrote said: you just have to keep plugging Stephen Hawking don't you Alex But would he even feel the plugging? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 4 hours ago, Manky said: He comes from Stoke, the festering arse pimple of the universe. With a back story thus, he is a cert to win X Factor. Precisely what I was about to say, manky. He comes from stoke, and that doesn't bode well for his level on the cuntery scale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 4 hours ago, deebom said: When I were a lad back in the late 80s, we used to go to an under 18s club in Kingston upon Thames. Twas good, they'd play acid house and Hip Hop and we used to have a right old time getting off our faces on Old English cider and LSD. Every so often they would bring a live act act on. We saw some good stuff. Hijack, the dude who made 20 seconds to comply, Rebel MC, Prodigy ect. One week they announced a new 'band' that were sure to be the next best thing. It was Take That... They got about halfway through whatever bollocks they were singing before having to run from the stage under a volley of absolutely everything that anyone could lay their hands on. Fuck knows why the organisers decided to let them perform at was essentially and acid house rave for a bunch of chavvy under 18s. It was one of the best nights of my life. You can't beat a good bottling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 9 hours ago, MikeD said: But would he even feel the plugging? You have to recharge the chair somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 Do you think Robbie shagged Nicole Kidman while they were murdering that Sinatra track together? They always struck me as the sort of cunts who deserved each other. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Do you think Robbie shagged Nicole Kidman while they were murdering that Sinatra track together? They always struck me as the sort of cunts who deserved each other. Isn't there a rumour of him being an iron? Or have I just started it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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