Guest Manky Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 Just now, Frank said: You appear to be a touch sensitive, minkey. Offhandish and not within the good spirit of the Corner. I apologise. Stupid me, I thought trying to be a cunt was part of the raison d'etre of the site. No, on second thoughts, fuck off Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Taking an s out of part of my post to implicate me as a thick bastard is low even for you. I still don't understand the social care references. Obviously as a northerner you were severely beaten as a child, but surely you are over that now? Social workers are civil servants therefore civil servants are social workers you dick. I would not edit your post to make you look stupid, you do that well enough on your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 5 hours ago, Decimus said: I fucking absolutely detest northerners. They say southerners are cold, aloof and unfriendly, and that they are cheerful and welcoming. Utter bollocks. By cheerful, they mean loud and obnoxious, and they are about as welcoming to outsiders as the camp commander of Auschwitz was to the Jews. The north is a desolate fucking shit hole. Higher levels of crime, lower life expectancy, lower educational standards, and higher unemployment. I'd quite happily summon the ghost of Thatcher so she could finish the job she started of desolating the whole fucking place. We need a second Harrying of the North. God bless the conqueror. You mean the one who wiped out the southerners? 16 minutes ago, Manky said: Social workers are civil servants therefore civil servants are social workers you dick. I would not edit your post to make you look stupid, you do that well enough on your own. I was a civil servant, but I was never a social worker... come to think of it, I was never very civil nor very social.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 23 minutes ago, Manky said: Social workers are civil servants therefore civil servants are social workers you dick. The faultless reasoning of a genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: The faultless reasoning of a genius. I have to keep it simple so you can follow my reasoning. Did you know that nobody from Norfolk has ever won on Mastermind or University Challenge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 11 minutes ago, Manky said: I have to keep it simple so you can follow my reasoning. Did you know that nobody from Norfolk has ever won on Mastermind or University Challenge? Won? You mean "been on" don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 12 minutes ago, Manky said: I have to keep it simple so you canthdmy reasoning. Did you know t hat nobody from Norfolk has ever won on Mastermind or University Challenge? I didn't, Manky. But as an autistic collator of lists, I'm not suprised that you have got an extensive knowledge of the history of programmes that showcase the memorising skills of others on the spectrum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 I remember a bloke from Norwich on Masterchef,complete cunt,did a black forest gateaux,very 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: I didn't, Manky. But as an autistic collator of lists, I'm not suprised that you have got an extensive knowledge of the history of programmes that showcase the memorising skills of others on the spectrum. I might have lied about that 'fact' but don't let me stop you wasting hours trying to prove me a liar. I remember University Challenge from years ago, when Manchester University got banned for several yeats for turning up pissed and ruining the whole show. Best episode ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, Manky said: I might have lied about that 'fact' but don't let me stop you wasting hours trying to prove me a liar. I remember University Challenge from years ago, when Manchester University got banned for several yeats for turning up pissed and ruining the whole show. Best episode ever. Admit it, Manky, you've missed our little chats haven't you? I know I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Admit it, Manky, you've missed our little chats haven't you? I know I have. No. Frank is my new bezzie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 Just now, Manky said: No. Frank is my new bezzie. You cheating slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: You cheating slag. I bet you never thought about our little chats while you were 'away'. Not with Jonathan King and Rolf Harris singing lullabies to you at bedtime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: I bet you never thought about our little chats while you were 'away'. Not with Jonathan King and Rolf Harris singing lullabies to you at bedtime. Manky, I'll be thinking about them on my deathbed, to remind myself that if I can face the painful agony of attempting to communicate and be comprehended by a semi-sentient Mancunian, then death in comparison should be a breeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 I would rather be a paki than a Northerner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: I would rather be a paki than a Northerner. Never has a truer word been said, Edders. Can I have that emblazoned on a t-shirt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 Don't let this shackledragging sheepshagger divide us, the Abo-taunting cunt. He's probably a fucking Kiwi anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. Who has what Ashes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Manky said: Who has what Ashes? David Bowies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Don't let this shackledragging sheepshagger divide us, the Abo-taunting cunt. He's probably a fucking Kiwi anyway. Believe me Baws, we don't need the antipodean cunts to divide us. We can do it perfectly well ourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 40 minutes ago, Eddie said: I would rather be a paki than a Northerner. Racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I would rather be a paki than a Northerner. RACIST CUNT!!! I'd rather you were too.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: RACIST CUNT!!! I'd rather you were too.... Could be worse, I could be a northern property tycoon with at least 20 properties in the rental market, just think I could sell all my portfolio and have hundreds of pounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: Could be worse, I could be a northern property tycoon with at least 20 properties in the rental market, just think I could sell all my portfolio and have hundreds of pounds. Or you could be a southern cunt who couldn't afford a garage down the road and then complains to the govt that they need to help 1st time buyers because London is soooo expensive... here's a tip.. MOVE where it's cheaper, dozy cunts. I laughed like fuck when the DH moved from London to Leeds... some staff were genuinely terrified of Leeds, they thought it was one big drugged up council estate, with big black men driving round in BMWs, stoned out their trees with pistols on the passenger seat... (true story, one member of staff reckoned he'd seen loads of them...). They were forced to move, because their contracts had stipulated Mobility, which they all ignored since "the govt is always in London".. they tried to get the contracts recinded and screamed at the Unions to help them... tough fucking shit, you signed it... Then it turned out, when they'd been here for a year or two, they realised that their bedsits in London could pay for a nice 3 bed semi, in a decent area, with views of the hills, and theres' even a fucking Harvey Nicks here... when the jobs moved back south, they screamed again... "not london, with all them big black drug dealers.,....".... Fucking southern puffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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