Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 17 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Nah it'd be more like "Fucking hell I'm never going back to that deprived, poverty stricken, arab infested shithole again!" 🤮 If I'm honest, I wouldn't want to fucking live there. Too many unwashed browns and plastic gangsters (sorry, I meant promising students, talented footballers and aspiring rappers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine when he arrived back up north... "It were amaayzin! Carpets, electric, kids runnin round wi' shoes on their feet.. an' you should see what they cover their floors with, line-o-leum! It's the future I tell thee!" I missed this year's show. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine when he arrived back up north... "It were amaayzin! Carpets, electric, kids runnin round wi' shoes on their feet.. an' you should see what they cover their floors with, line-o-leum! It's the future I tell thee!" Does he say that before or after he fucks his whippet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Does he say that before or after he fucks his whippet? No, he had that for Christmas dinner because he spent December's dole money on spice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 This isn't fair pretty much everyone everyone on here is either an extra from Eastenders or an inbred web fingered, sister fucking mutant from Norfolk...Cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 48 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Nah it'd be more like "Fucking hell I'm never going back to that deprived, poverty stricken, arab infested shithole again!" 🤮 Nice to see they threw you a party to welcome you home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 Just now, stoolstabber5000 said: This isn't fair pretty much everyone everyone on here is either an extra from Eastenders or an inbred web fingered, sister fucking mutant from Norfolk...Cunts! It's perfectly simple isn't it? Fuck off. 'It isn't fair' ? 😂 . Hairy fucking minge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 1 hour ago, stoolstabber5000 said: The south is full of thick cum guzzlers and low foreheads who all think they're Reggie Kray lul So true like that scene from 28 Weeks Later when London gets Firebombed but even better lul How long have you been showing symptoms? I’d just like to know when I can log back on here without having to suffer your imbecilic mongoloid rantings. I’m not saying that you are a fucking idiot and should be dead. I’m just saying that YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT AND SHOULD BE DEAD! STAY IN DRINK BLEACH FUCK OFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: How long have you been showing symptoms? I’d just like to know when I can log back on here without having to suffer your imbecilic mongoloid rantings. I’m not saying that you are a fucking idiot and should be dead. I’m just saying that YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT AND SHOULD BE DEAD! STAY IN DRINK BLEACH FUCK OFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 1 minute ago, stoolstabber5000 said: OK you win. I suppose you want all your electricity and water back now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Where is this in the north? Between mama cresswell's black pudding factory and the queue for the dole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Where is this in the north? Between mama cresswell's black pudding factory and the queue for the dole? Yeah it's not like the north has vast swathes of unspoilt wilderness and natural beauty or anything is it you thick twat. I imagine seeing something other than grey blocks of council flats and dirty concrete everywhere must be utterly otherworldly to a fucking wanker like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Where is this in the north? Between mama cresswell's black pudding factory and the queue for the dole? Just a 5 minute walk (20 mins if you do the northern spastic shuffle) from Sellafield nuclear power station. 10 mins walk in the other direction is Scunthorpe Steel Works. Wear a mask if picknicking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Yeah it's not like the north has vast swathes of unspoilt wilderness and natural beauty or anything is it you thick twat. I imagine seeing something other than grey blocks of council flats and dirty concrete everywhere must be utterly otherworldly to a fucking wanker like you. When are you returning to Kabul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: When are you returning to Kabul? Kabul, meaning Leeds. Better quality of life in the land of Nineveh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Just a 5 minute walk (20 mins if you do the northern spastic shuffle) from Sellafield nuclear power station. 10 mins walk in the other direction is Scunthorpe Steel Works. Wear a mask if picknicking. Can't effectively make use of a mask when there's 187 varieties of jam in the basket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 3 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Yeah it's not like the north has vast swathes of unspoilt wilderness and natural beauty or anything is it you thick twat. I imagine seeing something other than grey blocks of council flats and dirty concrete everywhere must be utterly otherworldly to a fucking wanker like you. You really are as thick as pig shit. I genuinely hope you get murdered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 8 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Yeah it's not like the north has vast swathes of unspoilt wilderness and natural beauty or anything is it you thick twat. I imagine seeing something other than grey blocks of council flats and dirty concrete everywhere must be utterly otherworldly to a fucking wanker like you. Here's the reality of your "unspoilt" wilderness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 northerners are generally poor, live on boiled eggs and the women have coal in their knickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Eddie said: northerners are generally poor, live on boiled eggs and the women have coal in their knickers. My part of Cheshire is very different.... Most people are incredibly well off, our Maran hens lay excellent free-range eggs and our women wear mink knickers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 51 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: My part of Cheshire is very different.... Most people are incredibly well off, our Maran hens lay excellent free-range eggs and our women wear mink knickers... You forgot to mention that unlike London Cheshire is not a corvid19 hotspot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 50 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: My part of Cheshire is very different.... Most people are incredibly well off, our Maran hens lay excellent free-range eggs and our women wear mink knickers... You even have a silk lined glory hole and diamond encrusted butt plug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 49 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: You even have a silk lined glory hole and diamond encrusted butt plug. Another expert on perverse debauchery... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Another expert on perverse debauchery... Of course. The North The South Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 7 hours ago, Eddie said: northerners are generally poor, live on boiled eggs and the women have coal in their knickers. That lump of coal is pumped out of their gnarly fanny's, every morning. Scientists are calling it 'Chickenosis', a sudden release of stress upon realisation that hubby is off to work and there will be a break in the flogging. They then use the coal to power the children, themselves dropping coal pellets from their ears whilst dealing with that age old rite of passage 'are we really northern mummy'. This is the north. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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