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17 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said:

Nah it'd be more like "Fucking hell I'm never going back to that deprived, poverty stricken, arab infested shithole again!"¬†ūü§ģ

If I'm honest, I wouldn't want to fucking live there. Too many unwashed browns and plastic gangsters (sorry, I meant promising students, talented footballers and aspiring rappers)

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22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Imagine when he arrived back up north...

"It were amaayzin! Carpets, electric, kids runnin round wi' shoes on their feet.. an' you should see what they cover their floors with, line-o-leum! It's the future I tell thee!"

I missed this year's show.

 

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41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Imagine when he arrived back up north...

"It were amaayzin! Carpets, electric, kids runnin round wi' shoes on their feet.. an' you should see what they cover their floors with, line-o-leum! It's the future I tell thee!"

Does he say that before or after he fucks his whippet? 

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This isn't fair pretty much everyone everyone on here is either an extra from Eastenders or an inbred web fingered, sister fucking mutant from Norfolk...Cunts!

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48 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said:

Nah it'd be more like "Fucking hell I'm never going back to that deprived, poverty stricken, arab infested shithole again!"¬†ūü§ģ

Nice to see they threw you a party to welcome you home.

 

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Just now, stoolstabber5000 said:

This isn't fair pretty much everyone everyone on here is either an extra from Eastenders or an inbred web fingered, sister fucking mutant from Norfolk...Cunts!

It's perfectly simple isn't it? Fuck off. 'It isn't fair' ? ūüėā¬†. Hairy fucking minge.¬†

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1 hour ago, stoolstabber5000 said:

The south is full of thick cum guzzlers and low foreheads who all think they're Reggie Kray lul

So true like that scene from 28 Weeks Later when London gets Firebombed but even better lul

How long have you been showing symptoms? I’d just like to know when I can log back on here without having to suffer your imbecilic mongoloid rantings. I’m not saying that you are a fucking idiot and should be dead. I’m just saying that YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT AND SHOULD BE DEAD! 

STAY IN

DRINK BLEACH

FUCK OFF

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4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

How long have you been showing symptoms? I’d just like to know when I can log back on here without having to suffer your imbecilic mongoloid rantings. I’m not saying that you are a fucking idiot and should be dead. I’m just saying that YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT AND SHOULD BE DEAD! 

STAY IN

DRINK BLEACH

FUCK OFF

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1 minute ago, Cunt-End Of The World said:

Where is this in the north? Between mama cresswell's black pudding factory and the queue for the dole? 

Yeah it's not like the north has vast swathes of unspoilt wilderness and natural beauty or anything is it you thick twat. I imagine seeing something other than grey blocks of council flats and dirty concrete everywhere must be utterly otherworldly to a fucking wanker like you.

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4 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said:

Where is this in the north? Between mama cresswell's black pudding factory and the queue for the dole? 

Just a 5 minute walk (20 mins if you do the northern spastic shuffle) from Sellafield nuclear power station. 10 mins walk in the other direction is Scunthorpe Steel Works. Wear a mask if picknicking.

 

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8 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said:

Yeah it's not like the north has vast swathes of unspoilt wilderness and natural beauty or anything is it you thick twat. I imagine seeing something other than grey blocks of council flats and dirty concrete everywhere must be utterly otherworldly to a fucking wanker like you.

When are you returning to Kabul?

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1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Just a 5 minute walk (20 mins if you do the northern spastic shuffle) from Sellafield nuclear power station. 10 mins walk in the other direction is Scunthorpe Steel Works. Wear a mask if picknicking.

 

Can't effectively make use of a mask when there's 187 varieties of jam in the basket. 

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3 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said:

Yeah it's not like the north has vast swathes of unspoilt wilderness and natural beauty or anything is it you thick twat. I imagine seeing something other than grey blocks of council flats and dirty concrete everywhere must be utterly otherworldly to a fucking wanker like you.

You really are as thick as pig shit. I genuinely hope you get murdered 

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On 06/02/2016 at 09:57, southerncunt said:

Plenty of you skirt wearing lung chomping miserable cunts over here too. Despite that, I look forward to a 'baws post. My experience with jocks here is not usually one with either humour or eloquence.

No, not a Kiwi.

 But you'd like to be, you shackle rattling cunt. I know you Aussie sorts. 

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8 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said:

Yeah it's not like the north has vast swathes of unspoilt wilderness and natural beauty or anything is it you thick twat. I imagine seeing something other than grey blocks of council flats and dirty concrete everywhere must be utterly otherworldly to a fucking wanker like you.

Here's the reality of your "unspoilt" wilderness.

Gateshead revealed as fly-tipping capital of North East as dumping ...

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2 hours ago, Eddie said:

northerners are generally poor, live on boiled eggs and the women have coal in their knickers.

My part of Cheshire is very different....

Most people are incredibly well off, our Maran hens lay excellent free-range eggs and our women wear mink knickers...

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51 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

My part of Cheshire is very different....

Most people are incredibly well off, our Maran hens lay excellent free-range eggs and our women wear mink knickers...

You forgot to mention that unlike London Cheshire is not a corvid19 hotspot.

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50 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

My part of Cheshire is very different....

Most people are incredibly well off, our Maran hens lay excellent free-range eggs and our women wear mink knickers...

You even have a silk lined glory hole and diamond encrusted butt plug.

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