PC Richard Jordan

[Guest Couldn't give a shit]

In a nutshell this Olympic class cunt decided to electrocute a member of the public because he gave him a bit of lip. As is the case with most coppers these days he thought his uniform put him above the law but he must be an utter twat because even his rozzer mates dropped him in it. Even money says he won't be anally retentive by Christmas.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

42 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

In a nutshell this Olympic class cunt decided to electrocute a member of the public because he gave him a bit of lip. As is the case with most coppers these days he thought his uniform put him above the law but he must be an utter twat because even his rozzer mates dropped him in it. Even money says he won't be anally retentive by Christmas.

I'm not so sure. Who got tasered? Being tasered isn't so bad really. A mate brought me one back from China about ten years ago when we were still cunts, and every party night it would come out and everyone would get blasted several times - the funniest thing imaginable. Only legs , arms stomachs mind - necks and upper core areas bad idea. Heads not so bad and the funniest by far - facial expressions twitching with electricity - hilarious !

[Eddie]

7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

I'm not so sure. Who got tasered? Being tasered isn't so bad really. A mate brought me one back from China about ten years ago when we were still cunts, and every party night it would come out and everyone would get blasted several times - the funniest thing imaginable. Only legs , arms stomachs mind - necks and upper core areas bad idea. Heads not so bad and the funniest by far - facial expressions twitching with electricity - hilarious !

Did it cure your crippling depression?

[Earl of Punkape]

7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

I'm not so sure. Who got tasered? Being tasered isn't so bad really. A mate brought me one back from China about ten years ago when we were still cunts, and every party night it would come out and everyone would get blasted several times - the funniest thing imaginable. Only legs , arms stomachs mind - necks and upper core areas bad idea. Heads not so bad and the funniest by far - facial expressions twitching with electricity - hilarious !

Sounds like fun !

It might be superb for Ape if Mrs Ape could get one up his arse and taser him from within.

lol.

[Guest Manky]

Once again I am on the fence on this one. (I accidentally pissed on an electric cattle fence once and touched it with my willy but that is another story) Power is fine if used correctly but unfine if used uncorrectly.

Some uber-cunts need fucking tasering with a fuck off Minke Whale industrial quality nuclear harpoon connected to the national grid. And coated in poo.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

1 hour ago, Eddie said:

Did it cure your crippling depression?

Yes- completely. It puts a spring in your step.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

53 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Sounds like fun !

It might be superb for Ape if Mrs Ape could get one up his arse and taser him from within.

lol.

Hmm. On the other hand, it might be the revoltingly bent idea of a complete fucking bender. 

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

40 minutes ago, Manky said:

Once again I am on the fence on this one. (I accidentally pissed on an electric cattle fence once and touched it with my willy but that is another story) Power is fine if used correctly but unfine if used uncorrectly.

Some uber-cunts need fucking tasering with a fuck off Minke Whale industrial quality nuclear harpoon connected to the national grid. And coated in poo.

Manky, do not say "poo"- are you a child or a fucking yank? 

[Guest Manky]

13 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Manky, do not say "poo"- are you a child or a fucking yank? 

A childish fucker. I am familiar with other terms for excrement. Shit, shite, crap,Decs, faeces, etc. etc

[Decimus]

1 minute ago, Manky said:

I am familiar with other terms for excrement. Shit, shite, crap,Decs, faeces, etc. etc

You missed out 'Manchester'.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

2 hours ago, Manky said:

A childish fucker. I am familiar with other terms for excrement. Shit, shite, crap,Decs, faeces, etc. etc

Then use them, you stupid fucking cunt.

[Guest Manky]

33 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Then use them, you stupid fucking cunt.

Who are you to tell me what words to use. I pride myself on having a rich vocabulary and unlike some on here I am aware that my postings will be forever in the anals of literary history. So fuck off you massive lump of dogs doodoos. Fucking word Nazi. You need fucking tasering.

[Guest Manky]

3 hours ago, Decimus said:

You missed out 'Manchester'.

Jealousy will be your downfall you fucking Zac Dingle.

[camberwell gypsy]

PC Plum is a cunt.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

6 hours ago, Manky said:

Who are you to tell me what words to use. I pride myself on having a rich vocabulary and unlike some on here I am aware that my postings will be forever in the anals of literary history. So fuck off you massive lump of dogs doodoos. Fucking word Nazi. You need fucking tasering.

Manky, I am sorry to step in here in the middle of your shirty how dare you on grammar, but it is "annals" not , *cough* , "anals", you bumming minded poof.

[Guest Manky]

Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Manky, I am sorry to step in here in the middle of your shirty how dare you on grammar, but it is "annals" not , *cough* , "anals", you bumming minded poof.

You fell into my infantile trap. Who looks stupid now?  Dickhead.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

2 minutes ago, Manky said:

You fell into my infantile trap. Who looks stupid now?  Dickhead.

You set a lot of these taps Manky.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

Well done Manky. You've shown that dopey cunt he really is a dopey cunt.

[Guest Manky]

Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said:

You set a lot of these taps Manky.

You tried to April Fool me by putting taps didn't you?

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

You set a lot of these taps Manky.

Good work Kwince you dopey cunt.