April 'cunts' Day

[Neil]

Grow up you unfunny cunts and get a life,or preferably lose one,cunts

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

An excellent nom. Neil. You really are top dog on here.,

.....April Fool you fucking desicated wank stain.

[Bubba C]

Apologies, Neil, you'll have to excuse the man-child, he's trying to get noticed. 

Whilst I do agree with the idea of your nom, maybe it would have been better if you'd not been imitating a lobotomised orangutan when you wrote it?

I read an article earlier 'top April Fool pranks'. Number 1 was 'put Vaseline on door handles making them hard to grip'. Crazy cunts.

Um, to show there's no hard feelings, big bouncy tits. Okay? 

[Neil]

16 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

An excellent nom. Neil. You really are top dog on here.,

.....April Fool you fucking desicated wank stain.

Talking of unfunny cunts.....

[Neil]

Bubbles,don't knock the idea of vaseline on door handles,Drew can't fit em up his arse unless he does that

 

[Neil]

17 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

 

Um, to show there's no hard feelings, big bouncy tits. Okay? 

As long as they're not Fattys

[Guest DingTheRioja]

7 minutes ago, neil298 said:

Bubbles,don't knock the idea of vaseline on door handles,Drew can't fit em up his arse unless he does that

 

I thought he could fit the whole door up?

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said:

I thought he could fit the whole door up?

Says the cunt who has an arsehole like a ventilation shaft door on the Nostromo

[Guest luke swarm]

8 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Says the cunt who has an arsehole like a ventilation shaft door on the Nostromo

talking of which...I wonder if the Judge will honour us with his presence in the early hours tonight......its my weekly treat to read his pronouncement  dispensing justice to us perps....He always makes me feel better about myself.   

[Guest Snatch]

6 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

talking of which...I wonder if the Judge will honour us with his presence in the early hours tonight......its my weekly treat to read his pronouncement  dispensing justice to us perps....He always makes me feel better about myself.   

I'm sure he won't disappoint Lukers. It will start off with the usual,

"So,I come home from the local gay bar with a few new friends and what do I see,racism everywhere. I am of course better than all of you. Now I'm off to get bukkaked you bunch of cunts"

Or similar.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

15 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

talking of which...I wonder if the Judge will honour us with his presence in the early hours tonight......its my weekly treat to read his pronouncement  dispensing justice to us perps....He always makes me feel better about myself.   

You've got to hand it to the cunt though, he's certainly made the right choice for a takeaway with his kebab. For fucks sake don't buy a Chinese, not with their 46 fucking % premium on imported steel. Fucking not traditionally round eyed bastards.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

18 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

talking of which...I wonder if the Judge will honour us with his presence in the early hours tonight......its my weekly treat to read his pronouncement  dispensing justice to us perps....He always makes me feel better about myself.   

Luke, it does not often need to be said, but - you stupid fucking cunt - I believe it was an Alien reference , not judge dredd. Time for a suit less space walk. 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

36 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Says the cunt who has an arsehole like a ventilation shaft door on the Nostromo

Nostromo?

You one of these sci-fi nerdy pricks then?

[Guest luke swarm]

7 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Luke, it does not often need to be said, but - you stupid fucking cunt - I believe it was an Alien reference , not judge dredd. Time for a suit less space walk. 

DROKK

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

Nostromo?

You one of these sci-fi nerdy pricks then?

I wish you were in the future instead of now.

[Guest MikeD]

1 hour ago, luke swarm said:

talking of which...I wonder if the Judge will honour us with his presence in the early hours tonight......its my weekly treat to read his pronouncement  dispensing justice to us perps....He always makes me feel better about myself.   

Oh, pretty fucking please!

[Decimus]

2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

Nostromo?

You one of these sci-fi nerdy pricks then? 

I personally think that Alien is a classic.

But to imply that Naughty bungalow cunt sack Drew is a sci-fi nerdy prick for referencing the Nostromo is akin to calling yourself the same thing since you are well aware of what he was talking about.

Well done for getting with the programme though, Ding. Everyone else is cunting you so you may as well cunt yourself. Idiot.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I personally think that Alien is a classic.

But to imply that Naughty bungalow cunt sack Drew is a sci-fi nerdy prick for referencing the Nostromo is akin to calling yourself the same thing since you are well aware of what he was talking about.

Well done for getting with the programme though, Ding. Everyone else is cunting you so you may as well cunt yourself. Idiot.

Yawn.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

I personally think that Ilien is a classic.

But   imply that Naughty bungalow cunt sack Drew is a sci-fi nerdy prick for referencing the Nostromo is akin to calling yourself the same thing since you are well aware of what he was talking about.

Well done for getting with the programme though, Ding. Everyone else is cunting you so you may as well cunt yourself. Idiot.

And just like a ventilation shaft on the Nostromo i bet his arsehole has had its fair share of 'alien' material in it.

[Decimus]

10 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

And just like the ventilation shaft on the Nostromo  i bet his arsehole has had its fair share of 'alien' material in it.

The only way he got through his ten stretch at the scrubs was by endlessly grassing to the screws and designating a happy hour every Thursday on his ring piece.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

48 minutes ago, Decimus said:

The only way he got through his ten stretch at the scrubs was by endlessly grassing to the screws and designating a happy hour every Thursday on his ring piece.

Unoriginal, shit, boring and pathetic.

Better than your usual mutterings then.