Being made to look like a right stupid twat.

[Guest luke swarm]

Got my credit card bill yesterday and being the right stingy twat that I am , I picked up the magnifying glass to check all the transactions were in order, There seemed to be an anomaly. £9.99 had been deducted from the account by NOWTV, Skycunts .Com.......Now I do not subscribe to anything connected to the dirty digger Murdoch and I was perplexed as how this could have happened.

A family emergency meeting was convened immediately but interrogation results proved inconclusive..tried even shouting louder but still no signs of weakness  or guilty smirking in evidence.....The heinous crime remained unsolved. I contacted C/Card company to find out what the fuck was going on.... To cut a long story short,.....I got the payment returned and a block put on any further demands...this took a lot of shouting and protestations of innocence as well as threats to discontinue usage of the card. So all is well and I can sleep in peace knowing that justice has been served.         

Daughter came home to visit last night and I mentioned my recent triumph over the evil  Murdoch corporation.... when she replied...Oh yes I subscribed to that for my flat as I have already used the free months subscription on my card.... so to get another month free I used your card. 

Family are such cunts especially the University educated ones.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

1 minute ago, luke swarm said:

Got my credit card bill yesterday and being the right stingy twat that I am , I picked up the magnifying glass to check all the transactions were in order, There seemed to be an anomaly. £9.99 had been deducted from the account by NOWTV, Skycunts .Com.......Now I do not subscribe to anything connected to the dirty digger Murdoch and I was perplexed as how this could have happened.

A family emergency meeting was convened immediately but interrogation results proved inconclusive..tried even shouting louder but still no signs of weakness  or guilty smirking in evidence.....The heinous crime remained unsolved. I contacted C/Card company to find out what the fuck was going on.... To cut a long story short,.....I got the payment returned and a block put on any further demands...this took a lot of shouting and protestations of innocence as well as threats to discontinue usage of the card. So all is well and I can sleep in peace knowing that justice has been served.         

Daughter came home to visit last night and I mentioned my recent triumph over the evil  Murdoch corporation.... when she replied...Oh yes I subscribed to that for my flat as I have already used the free months subscription on my card.... so to get another month free I used your card. 

Family are such cunts especially the University educated ones.

If you have any balls you will cut off her weed supply immediately . 

[Guest Snatch]

You got your money back Lukers. I just hope it was a freefone number that you dialed to your c/c company.

CCCCC,Cunts Corner Credit Card Company.

Another marketing opportunity.

[Guest luke swarm]

20 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

If you have any balls you will cut off her weed supply immediately . 

I was thinking that its her oxygen supply hat needed cutting off

[colonelkurtz]

12 minutes ago, Snatch said:

You got your money back Lukers. I just hope it was a freefone number that you dialed to your c/c company.

CCCCC,Cunts Corner Credit Card Company.

Another marketing opportunity.

Where there's muck there's money [ Keats;1812 ]

[Guest Bill Stickers]

The important question is though luke, does she have a decent pair of norks or is she a rotter? 

[Guest luke swarm]

54 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

The important question is though luke, does she have a decent pair of norks or is she a rotter? 

I refer you to my last contribution on the sickipaedia thread......you horrible man.

[Guest MikeD]

2 hours ago, luke swarm said:

Got my credit card bill yesterday and being the right stingy twat that I am , I picked up the magnifying glass to check all the transactions were in order, There seemed to be an anomaly. £9.99 had been deducted from the account by NOWTV, Skycunts .Com.......Now I do not subscribe to anything connected to the dirty digger Murdoch and I was perplexed as how this could have happened.

A family emergency meeting was convened immediately but interrogation results proved inconclusive..tried even shouting louder but still no signs of weakness  or guilty smirking in evidence.....The heinous crime remained unsolved. I contacted C/Card company to find out what the fuck was going on.... To cut a long story short,.....I got the payment returned and a block put on any further demands...this took a lot of shouting and protestations of innocence as well as threats to discontinue usage of the card. So all is well and I can sleep in peace knowing that justice has been served.         

Daughter came home to visit last night and I mentioned my recent triumph over the evil  Murdoch corporation.... when she replied...Oh yes I subscribed to that for my flat as I have already used the free months subscription on my card.... so to get another month free I used your card. 

Family are such cunts especially the University educated ones.

Don't get married, don't have kids.

Bastards.

[Bubba C]

Good nom, Lukers. I am often a jump-the-gun kind of cunt and despise being made to look a cunt after the event, should I ever have flung wild accusations at people that turn out to misplaced.

At the risk of taking this nom slightly off-topic, and as alluded to by your good self, am I allowed to discuss companies that ask for your card details to have a free trial, and then make it nigh-on impossible to cancel the cunt without a Turing machine type code-break to enter your details and/or a premium rate phone-call to some cunt who tries to sell more shit to you?

You let me know, and I'll nom that shit myself if it displeases you. Your call.

[Guest MikeD]

3 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

Good nom, Lukers. I am often a jump-the-gun kind of cunt and despise being made to look a cunt after the event, should I ever have flung wild accusations at people that turn out to misplaced.

At the risk of taking this nom slightly off-topic, and as alluded to by your good self, am I allowed to discuss companies that ask for your card details to have a free trial, and then make it nigh-on impossible to cancel the cunt without a Turing machine type code-break to enter your details and/or a premium rate phone-call to some cunt who tries to sell more shit to you?

You let me know, and I'll nom that shit myself if it displeases you. Your call.

Careful now!!

[Guest luke swarm]

28 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

Good nom, Lukers. I am often a jump-the-gun kind of cunt and despise being made to look a cunt after the event, should I ever have flung wild accusations at people that turn out to misplaced.

At the risk of taking this nom slightly off-topic, and as alluded to by your good self, am I allowed to discuss companies that ask for your card details to have a free trial, and then make it nigh-on impossible to cancel the cunt without a Turing machine type code-break to enter your details and/or a premium rate phone-call to some cunt who tries to sell more shit to you?

You let me know, and I'll nom that shit myself if it displeases you. Your call.

Nonsense....I made no such allusions about going off topic......You discuss what you like mate and don't worry about being pissed...I am usually half cut when I am tapping away here....tonight I have had a nice bottle of cotes du rhone.....for some reason it was a white wine. I am now considering either a nice slug of Cointreau or going back on the beer to get proper wankered.

To take this further I have recently had an argument with Swiftcover who say they will renew your car insurance automatically unless you call them but then there is no way of cancelling online so you have to call the cunts on an 08 number where they stiff you for phone charges. Thieving bastard.         

[Bubba C]

24 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

Nonsense....I made no such allusions about going off topic......You discuss what you like mate and don't worry about being pissed...I am usually half cut when I am tapping away here....tonight I have had a nice bottle of cotes du rhone.....for some reason it was a white wine. I am now considering either a nice slug of Cointreau or going back on the beer to get proper wankered.

To take this further I have recently had an argument with Swiftcover who say they will renew your car insurance automatically unless you call them but then there is no way of cancelling online so you have to call the cunts on an 08 number where they stiff you for phone charges. Thieving bastard.         

Cunts. Them, not you. 

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

4 hours ago, luke swarm said:

I was thinking that its her oxygen supply hat needed cutting off

If that's what it takes Luke.