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Singing dogs.....apparently

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Guest BrothersQuim

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Singing dogs

I have literally only watched the first minute of this 5 minute video, I have to say what a load of fucking bollocks! Got to give credit to the guy running the company, he's thought of something no one else has and found gullible people willing to part with their cash to have a "pet psychic" interpret the dogs lyrics. What a bunch of deluded cretinous cunts! To top if off they would be American wouldn't they.

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I managed 30 seconds BQ. Yes it could only be fucking American couldn't it. I can honestly say,psychic or not that my dog has no musical talent,be it writing singing or saying fucking sausages.

Back to you Esther.

nocti

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38 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

Sorry , I thought this nom was about Bananarama.

I'd have shagged one of them. Can't remember which one mind you, but probably the one that wasn't fuck ugly. I can't be arsed to search for a picture at the minute, and my memory isn't what it used to be thanks to over a decade of record breaking masturbation. Which ironically could've been because of her.

Guest MikeD

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1 hour ago, witheredscrote said:

Sorry , I thought this nom was about Bananarama.

Or the Spice Girls.

Guest MikeD

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Just now, nocti said:

The sickipedia thread is leaking.

Are we on about Roops minge again?

Guest BrothersQuim

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4 minutes ago, MikeD said:

Are we on about Roops minge again?

Can't smell fish and despair so I think not.

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Just now, BrothersQuim said:

Can't smell fish and despair so I think not.

Bastard! Maybe later though.

Guest Drew P Pissflaps

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1 hour ago, nocti said:

I'd have shagged one of them. Can't remember which one mind you, but probably the one that wasn't fuck ugly. I can't be arsed to search for a picture at the minute, and my memory isn't what it used to be thanks to over a decade of record breaking masturbation. Which ironically could've been because of her.

Siobhan Fahey, she would have got my load all over her face

Guest MikeD

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Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Siobhan Fahey, she would have got my load all over her face

Whether she wanted it or not.

Guest Quincy Cockfingers

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On 6 April 2016 at 8:07 PM, nocti said:

I'm not a gambling man but I'd put my money on the latter.

Id shoot my money up her latter.

Guest BrothersQuim

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2 minutes ago, MikeD said:

https://youtu.be/LpO5yZ71BNE

How can you possibly say that this dog is not singing?

What a load of fucking bollocks.

Sounds like Adeles latest offering. The fat, depressing, whinging ginger cunt.

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Just now, BrothersQuim said:

Sounds like Adeles latest offering. The fat, depressing, whinging ginger cunt.

A dingo doing exactly what it would do in the wild but standing on a piano.

Genius.

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1 minute ago, Snatch said:

It might help if she could play the fucking piano.

I actually know someone who has been there and she said that everyone who had come to see it thought it was a load of shit.

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On 10/04/2016 at 3:02 PM, BrothersQuim said:

Sounds like Adeles latest offering. The fat, depressing, whinging ginger cunt.

i don't think she can actually sing, I reckon her album(s) are just the current equivelent of No Jacket Required and Brothers in Arms... every cunt just buys it nodding and saying "Mmm yar, sooo good isn't it?"

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2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

i don't think she can actually sing, I reckon her album(s) are just the current equivelent of No Jacket Required and Brothers in Arms... every cunt just buys it nodding and saying "Mmm yar, sooo good isn't it?"

If she ever finds her perfect man who doesn't leave her then her fucking career's over as she'll have nothing to sing about.

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Just now, MikeD said:

If she ever finds her perfect man who doesn't leave her then her fucking career's over as she'll have nothing to sing about.

That implies she has something to sing about... although some cunt did get her preggers... I hope he had a pre-written contract stating it was only so he could get a big fucking alimony payout

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Just now, DingTheRioja said:

That implies she has something to sing about... although some cunt did get her preggers... I hope he had a pre-written contract stating it was only so he could get a big fucking alimony payout

Holy fuck, he should get a knighthood for that one, at the very least the Victoria Cross.

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