Police prepare for WI terror attack

[Guest Manky]

Greater Manchester Police have apologised when during a big anti-terrorist training exercise, a pretend terrorist shouted "Alluha Akhbar" before letting off his pretend bomb.

Evidently, there is no risk of an incident involving people who might have a tendency to shout such a thing. I supposed it never crossed the minds of those involved in 9/11, 7/7, Madrid, Paris, Brussels or any of the other major incidents of the recent past.

My advice to the Women's Institute is, after stabbing some cunt to death with your crocheting needles, shout "Alluha Akhbar" then the Police will realise it was just a bit of fun and give you a nice house and allow you passport free travel throughout Europe.

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[Cuntybaws]

5 minutes ago, Manky said:

... and give you a nice house and allow you passport free travel throughout Europe.

And ticket free access to FA cup semi-finals?

[Guest Manky]

5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

And ticket free access to FA cup semi-finals?

Ah, the good old days. When the Police were there to enforce law and order. Now it seems they are nothing but a booster club for fashionable, trendy causes. I noticed on one of my charge sheets that if you were a Somali one-legged lesbian you were entitled to free Big Macs and the use of on Xbox One on demand before they paid for your taxi home.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

18 hours ago, Manky said:

Greater Manchester Police have apologised when during a big anti-terrorist training exercise, a pretend terrorist shouted "Alluha Akhbar" before letting off his pretend bomb.

Evidently, there is no risk of an incident involving people who might have a tendency to shout such a thing. I supposed it never crossed the minds of those involved in 9/11, 7/7, Madrid, Paris, Brussels or any of the other major incidents of the recent past.

My advice to the Women's Institute is, after stabbing some cunt to death with your crocheting needles, shout "Alluha Akhbar" then the Police will realise it was just a bit of fun and give you a nice house and allow you passport free travel throughout Europe.

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The worst thing about this whole story, is that you couldn't make this shit up....

[Bubba C]

19 hours ago, Manky said:

Greater Manchester Police have apologised when during a big anti-terrorist training exercise, a pretend terrorist shouted "Alluha Akhbar" before letting off his pretend bomb.

Evidently, there is no risk of an incident involving people who might have a tendency to shout such a thing. I supposed it never crossed the minds of those involved in 9/11, 7/7, Madrid, Paris, Brussels or any of the other major incidents of the recent past.

My advice to the Women's Institute is, after stabbing some cunt to death with your crocheting needles, shout "Alluha Akhbar" then the Police will realise it was just a bit of fun and give you a nice house and allow you passport free travel throughout Europe.

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There were a huge amount of innocent women acting the parts of hostages etc., I'm surprised you didn't cycle over and try and gun them all down, murderer. 

[Eddie]

3 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

There were a huge amount of innocent women acting the parts of hostages etc., I'm surprised you didn't cycle over and try and gun them all down, murderer. 

He was to busy stomping on babies.

[Bubba C]

7 minutes ago, Eddie said:

He was to busy stomping on babies.

To get to the innocent women he wanted to kill? 

[Guest Manky]

42 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

To get to the innocent women he wanted to kill? 

I preferred the World War 1 Lee Enfield bayonet, at 10 inches you could get 6 babies on it. The shorter .303 bayonet of World War 2 only held 4.

 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

8 hours ago, Manky said:

I preferred the World War 1 Lee Enfield bayonet, at 10 inches you could get 6 babies on it. The shorter .303 bayonet of World War 2 only held 4.

 

Mate of mine was in Bosnia, had to do duty of bagging the bodies of the locals who were slaughtering each other with anything available, the Serbs killed babies with bayonets or  knives, raped the mothers, then when they'd hidden their weapons and camo, came out in civvy clothes, got pissed on slivovich and abused the squaddies asking why they "bothered burying sub-human scum".  Still haunts the poor bastard today.

[Earl of Punkape]

9 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

The worst thing about this whole story, is that you couldn't make this shit up....

All this poisonous drivel seeps out from labour/socialist/gay run local authorities and councils.

The diktats are churned out ad nauseam by these cunts with their index-linked pensions and quasi political nihilist jobs.