Where is Phil?

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

Poor old Queenie, been overheard in a private conversation saying the Chinese 'were rude'. Big fucking deal.

What i want to know is where the fuck is that senile Greek hanger on she calls a husband to give these slant eyes a real good cunting. She clearly hasn't learned anything from the years that she's been married to a racist bigot.

In future Ma'am, leave the insults to a professional.

[Guest Manky]

Phil the Greek was too busy giving them slitty eyed, yellow weevils a good cunting at the time.

I believe he has several ID's on here.

[Decimus]

2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Poor old Queenie, been overheard in a private conversation saying the Chinese 'were rude'. Big fucking deal.

I hear that following their visit, several corgi's are now missing and presumed dead.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

She hates the Chinese almost as much as the Egyptians who almost foiled her assasination plot.

[camberwell gypsy]

Problem with meeting Chinese is that couple of hours later you want to meet another one.

[Guest BrothersQuim]

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

I hear that following their visit, several corgi's are now missing and presumed dead.

You can't blame the chinks for that one! He knew the media spotlight was on him while they were visiting, hence why he opted to stay out of the way and kick a few of ma'ams finest to death whilst listening to Hitler's Reichstag Speech of 1939 to calm his nerves.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

4 hours ago, Manky said:

Phil the Greek was too busy giving them slitty eyed, yellow weevils a good cunting at the time.

I believe he has several ID's on here.

Oh shit, rumbled! Better go back to killing rare birds.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

6 hours ago, Decimus said:

I hear that following their visit, several corgi's are now missing and presumed dead.

Racist much?

And badly done at that.

[Guest BrothersQuim]

1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said:

Racist much?

And badly done at that.

[Decimus]

5 hours ago, BrothersQuim said:

8 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said:

BQ, I like the cut of your jib. Do you want to be in my gang?

 

[Guest Couldn't give a shit]

Slant eyed cunts don't know their place. The last time those filthy cunts insulted a representative of our monarch we sent some gunboats which blew their entire navy to bits in about half an hour followed by decades of legalised heroin trafficking which reduced a significant proportion of the Chinese population to hopeless smackheads.

I miss the British Empire, it really knew how to fuck annoying countries up beyond belief.

God Save the Queen. 

[Earl of Punkape]

And a happy birthday Ma'am.

[Guest BrothersQuim]

40 minutes ago, Decimus said:

BQ, I like the cut of your jib. Do you want to be in my gang?

Sounds good, as long as you stay the fuck away from Gary Glitter lyrics in future.

[Guest luke swarm]

1 hour ago, BrothersQuim said:

Sounds good, as long as you stay the fuck away from Gary Glitter lyrics in future.

the hours are good BQ but the pay is a bit shite....work is a doddle though as long as Ding is online.

[Guest BrothersQuim]

12 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

the hours are good BQ but the pay is a bit shite....work is a doddle though as long as Ding is online.

And to think I've been abusing the cunt for free, what a silly bastard I am.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

51 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said:

And to think I've been abusing the cunt for free, what a silly bastard I am.

 

[Guest BrothersQuim]

Just now, DingTheRioja said:

And to think I've been abusing the cunt for free, what a silly bastard I am.

You unoriginal fucking skid mark.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

Just now, BrothersQuim said:

You unoriginal fucking skid mark.

I learn from the best skid marks, like you.

[Guest luke swarm]

Just now, DingTheRioja said:

 

that's it Ding,,,,now go along all the other threads about 10 rows down and add some stupid unfunny comment to each of them....same as you do 2 or 3 times a day.

you fucking boring turd

[Bubba C]

3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

I learn from the best skid marks, like you.

Fucking hell, dung, I know brothers is fairly new to the scene but you might want to ease up on giving him one of your playground super-cuntings too early doors. 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

2 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

that's it Ding,,,,now go along all the other threads about 10 rows down and add some stupid unfunny comment to each of them....same as you do 2 or 3 times a day.

you fucking boring turd

Stop following me round like some love-sick puppy desperate for attention.

Just now, Bubbles said:

Fucking hell, dung, I know brothers is fairly new to the scene but you might want to ease up on giving him one of your playground super-cuntings too early doors. 

And you.

[Guest BrothersQuim]

8 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

I learn from the best skid marks, like you.

The only reason you're so well informed on skid marks is because you've spent hours staring at them trying to decipher what's blood, shit, semen, thread worms and your dignity. 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

4 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said:

The only reason you're so well informed on skid marks is because you've spent hours staring at them trying to decipher what's blood, shit, semen, thread worms and your dignity. 

Come back when you've learned some better insults than those from the students union common room.

[Guest BrothersQuim]

1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said:

Come back when you've learned some better insults than those from the students union common room.

You've actually managed to bore me that much I can't even be arsed to keep this going.

[Decimus]

10 hours ago, BrothersQuim said:

You've actually managed to bore me that much I can't even be arsed to keep this going.

Have you ever heard the true tale of how we won the battle of Trafalgar?

An ancestor of Ding was a cabin boy aboard good ship lollipop. When things started to look a bit hairy, the purser pulled his cock quick sharp out of great grandaddy Ding's ruined arsehole and sent him up on deck.

For the next seven hours, Ding's ancestor proceeded to regale the Franco-Spanish armada with a fascinating tale about the time he lost a shoe in a Ponterfract mill. On the eighth hour, the dagoes and frogs turned sail and fucked off home, driven insane with by the mundane tales of "El Boringo".

Not a single shot was fired.