Guest Ollyboro Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 I turned the local news just now, to be confronted by an effeminate cunt in goggles, about to parachute from a plane, and land in a field in Sunderland- quite brave considering Sunderland has never been introduced to the concept of homosexuality. At first I thought it was Tom Daley, then when I saw him getting strapped tightly to a big RAF thug I was convinced it was Tom Daley. Fucking Hell- imagine the horror of having Tom Fucking Daley's twitching buttocks strapped to you at 20 thousand feet? In the end it wasn't Tom Daley. It was a North-east weather poof called Ross Hutchinson, and he's a fucking cunt. And fuck Tom Daley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 Sunderland? If the RAF bod is from the area, he'll miss a vital strap just as he jumps out the plane.... "oh.. sorry mate, I forgot that one..oops?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 The RAF should be dropping bombs, not faggots on that fucking shit hole. Although saying that, I'd rather a bunker buster fly through my roof than have that disgusting bender Alan Carr land on my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: I turned the local news just now, to be confronted by an effeminate cunt in goggles, about to parachute from a plane, and land in a field in Sunderland- quite brave considering Sunderland has never been introduced to the concept of homosexuality. At first I thought it was Tom Daley, then when I saw him getting strapped tightly to a big RAF thug I was convinced it was Tom Daley. Fucking Hell- imagine the horror of having Tom Fucking Daley's twitching buttocks strapped to you at 20 thousand feet? In the end it wasn't Tom Daley. It was a North-east weather poof called Ross Hutchinson, and he's a fucking cunt. And fuck Tom Daley. You sure it wasn't spunkape, sounds just like him the fucking fag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 22, 2016 Report Share Posted July 22, 2016 On 21/07/2016 at 6:40 PM, Ollyboro said: I turned the local news just now, to be confronted by an effeminate cunt in goggles, about to parachute from a plane, and land in a field in Sunderland- quite brave considering Sunderland has never been introduced to the concept of homosexuality. At first I thought it was Tom Daley, then when I saw him getting strapped tightly to a big RAF thug I was convinced it was Tom Daley. Fucking Hell- imagine the horror of having Tom Fucking Daley's twitching buttocks strapped to you at 20 thousand feet? In the end it wasn't Tom Daley. It was a North-east weather poof called Ross Hutchinson, and he's a fucking cunt. And fuck Tom Daley. They have fields in Sunderland? Surely some mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: They have fields in Sunderland? Surely some mistake. They grow broken concrete in their fields, it's a delicacy in Mackemland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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