Jiggerycock Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Agreed. As a former "fast" bowler (medium-slow, like paul collingwood bowling half pace into a head wind, uphill) they either stick or they don't. As for Jason Roys effort at slip.... Whats this 83mph shite from Archer? Wheres the 95mph thunderbolts? I'd let him do you up the wrong un if he can knock Smith out cold again! Haven't we corresponded in the past and confirmed we're both, or were at sometime, residents of North Bucks? If I'm right then I've probably played against you and your Tom Cartwright dobbers that 'do a bit' off the seam {takes out an onion} ...... tears well at my century in the Cherwell League in 1980, opening the batting and smearing Martin Jean-Jacques (later of Derbyshire, then of Leighton Buzzard) all over Bedfordshire!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 11 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Haven't we corresponded in the past and confirmed we're both, or were at sometime, residents of North Bucks? If I'm right then I've probably played against you and your Tom Cartwright dobbers that 'do a bit' off the seam {takes out an onion} ...... tears well at my century in the Cherwell League in 1980, opening the batting and smearing Martin Jean-Jacques (later of Derbyshire, then of Leighton Buzzard) all over Bedfordshire!! Mostly Gloucestershire old bean. Must have been some other tearaway paceman that had you scuttling towards square leg. On shite surfaces with grass on them, seam bowling is a piece of piss. The old tears I had is when covers became compulsory in our league and the cunting thing stopped moving off the straight. "ok lads, spread out and form a circle" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 21 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Mostly Gloucestershire old bean. Must have been some other tearaway paceman that had you scuttling towards square leg. On shite surfaces with grass on them, seam bowling is a piece of piss. The old tears I had is when covers became compulsory in our league and the cunting thing stopped moving off the straight. "ok lads, spread out and form a circle" Hmm - don't think we ever got that far west although Shipton Under Wychwood (and a left arm quickie in the John Lever mould) rings some bells.....he did as well, those being the days when helmets were something from Tomorrows World and thigh-pads were only just being phased in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Cricket's for poofs. The only real sports are, motor racing, and kicking Ernest Hemingway's fucking head in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Agreed. As a former "fast" bowler (medium-slow, like paul collingwood bowling half pace into a head wind, uphill) they either stick or they don't. As for Jason Roys effort at slip.... Whats this 83mph shite from Archer? Wheres the 95mph thunderbolts? I'd let him do you up the wrong un if he can knock Smith out cold again! Just nothing from him at all in that innings, Ashes are gone baring some miracle, nothing alters the fact Australia are cheats who disgraced the game in Johannesburg last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: If only we could catch or not let our spinner (the fucking spinner!!!) bowl a bloody no ball. We'll have to bat out our skins if we want to get to the oval still in the series Wouldnt have made much difference, in some ways probably better as we are only 1 wicket down this evening and not 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 23 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: To be honest Doc, i would have dropped Buttler, Denly & Roy. I would have played Pope at the top of the order with Burns, then Root, Bairstow, , Stokes. Had Ben Foakes keeping wicket, then woakes at 7 then the bowlers, Curran, Archer, Broad & Leach. I agree with that, probably wouldnt have changed the outcome a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 10 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: I agree with that, probably wouldnt have changed the outcome a lot Probably not, have to avoid defeat and hope for a draw, hopefully rain. I fancy our chances at 1-1 going to the Oval. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Just now, Jake The Muss said: Probably not, have to avoid defeat and hope for a draw, hopefully rain. I fancy our chances at 1-1 going to the Oval. They only have to score 297 to make them bat again. Piece of piss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: If only we could catch or not let our spinner (the fucking spinner!!!) bowl a bloody no ball. We'll have to bat out our skins if we want to get to the oval still in the series I will be doing a rain dance tomorrow Stubby....and NO, i won't be uploading that on here. Some things are best left to manic-depression victims like Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: They only have to score 297 to make them bat again. Piece of piss. Yep, should be easy, Roy for a triple century and Buttler to chip in with a double century. We will declare at about 750/5 and then bowl them out for 10. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Yep, should be easy, Roy for a triple century and Buttler to chip in with a double century. We will declare at about 750/5 and then bowl them out for 10. Take away that cheating cunt Smith and we would have had this series tied up. How many runs have the aussies got in the series and how many of them has that cunt scored? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Take away that cheating cunt Smith and we would have had this series tied up. How many runs have the aussies got in the series and how many of them has that cunt scored? He has scored about 600 out of 700. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 11 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: He has scored about 600 out of 700. I haven't seen any of this match but I've heard the England bowling has been awful. It's simple, bowl at the fucking stumps. Get the batsman on the front foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I haven't seen any of this match but I've heard the England bowling has been awful. It's simple, bowl at the fucking stumps. Get the batsman on the front foot. Archer never bowled at top speed, i wonder if that's Root's doing as he does make some half-cocked decisions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 15 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Yep, should be easy, Roy for a triple century and Buttler to chip in with a double century. We will declare at about 750/5 and then bowl them out for 10. On Cricket 2019 maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 12 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Archer never bowled at top speed, i wonder if that's Root's doing as he does make some half-cocked decisions. Root should never have got the captains job, doesnt work giving your star player the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: They only have to score 297 to make them bat again. Piece of piss. I don't share your confidence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 15 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Probably not, have to avoid defeat and hope for a draw, hopefully rain. I fancy our chances at 1-1 going to the Oval. The way this series has gone that would be some achievement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 On 05/09/2019 at 20:24, camberwell gypsy said: Take away that cheating cunt Smith and we would have had this series tied up. How many runs have the aussies got in the series and how many of them has that cunt scored? Forget about Roy and that triple century..but 22 isn't anything to be ashamed of...Mmm...yes it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 9 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Forget about Roy and that triple century..but 22 isn't anything to be ashamed of...Mmm...yes it is. Ted Dexter went to Radley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Ted Dexter went to Radley. ...And Saddam Hussein went to the Cairo University. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: ...And Saddam Hussein went to the Cairo University. University of Zavrudaar actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Ted Dexter went to Radley. Ted Dexter was a wop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 16 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Forget about Roy and that triple century..but 22 isn't anything to be ashamed of...Mmm...yes it is. I can think of things Id rather be doing than watching Australia bat, technically 212/2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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