applescruff14 Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 On 05/09/2019 at 20:13, camberwell gypsy said: They only have to score 297 to make them bat again. Piece of piss. Didnt expect to score 301, good knock from Buttler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 On 05/09/2019 at 20:48, camberwell gypsy said: I haven't seen any of this match but I've heard the England bowling has been awful. It's simple, bowl at the fucking stumps. Get the batsman on the front foot. No hope of saving this now, at least we have the World Cup and 4-0 in the football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 36 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: No hope of saving this now, at least we have the World Cup and 4-0 in the football. Cheating cunt Smith got them out of the shit again. I'd like to see how he'd bat in India. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 48 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: No hope of saving this now, at least we have the World Cup and 4-0 in the football. Rugby world cup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cheating cunt Smith got them out of the shit again. I'd like to see how he'd bat in India. There was talks on the radio today about him being better than the Don... really I have never read anything about the Don cheating. Or did he just get away with it back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 3 hours ago, applescruff14 said: No hope of saving this now, at least we have the World Cup and 4-0 in the football. Not looking good.. you have more chance grabbing a quick feel off that woman you so desire than England getting anything out of this game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: There was talks on the radio today about him being better than the Don... really I have never read anything about the Don cheating. Or did he just get away with it back then. The Don? I didn't know Donald Trump played cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Don? I didn't know Donald Trump played cricket. If he did we would have won by now. Kim Jong Il, former leader of N. Korea only ever played one round of golf in his life and he scored 11 holes in one. Definite potential there wasted. So a natural assumption would be that the Donald would score at least 3 million runs and then bowl the convicts out for zero. Twice. You don’t get to run a country without being able to do these sort of things. Boris’s Rugby tackle on a small child proves the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2019 Report Share Posted September 8, 2019 I see the one man band has won the ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 8, 2019 Report Share Posted September 8, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I see the one man band has won the ashes. Cheats who disgraced the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 8, 2019 Report Share Posted September 8, 2019 22 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Not looking good.. you have more chance grabbing a quick feel off that woman you so desire than England getting anything out of this game. We nearly did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 8, 2019 Report Share Posted September 8, 2019 On 07/09/2019 at 19:30, camberwell gypsy said: Rugby world cup? We could have as it kicks off soon, have a horrible feeling Wales will win it which is as bad if not worse as Australia winning the Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 8, 2019 Report Share Posted September 8, 2019 On 07/09/2019 at 19:18, camberwell gypsy said: Cheating cunt Smith got them out of the shit again. I'd like to see how he'd bat in India. Probably do ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 14 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Probably do ok Smith is world class and has been the difference between the sides. This pantomime booing has got to stop - it's pathetic frankly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 14 hours ago, applescruff14 said: We could have as it kicks off soon, have a horrible feeling Wales will win it which is as bad if not worse as Australia winning the Ashes. What if Scotland win it? Okay, you need serious amounts of mind-bending drugs to even imagine it, but Christ they are such pricks to lose to, especially if you're English, where any victory is trotted out like it's Bannockburn all over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: What if Scotland win it? Okay, you need serious amounts of mind-bending drugs to even imagine it, but Christ they are such pricks to lose to, especially if you're English, where any victory is trotted out like it's Bannockburn all over again. I'll take 1314 over 1966 any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll take 1314 over 1966 any day. Tommy Flanagan, an actor all too familiar with the sharp end of Glasgow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll take 1314 over 1966 any day. I'd take it too - because even though we might have been asked to follow on, there'd have been no time left (with scores like that) to bowl us out a second time, so it had have been on to the Oval and see what happens there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 On 08/09/2019 at 00:31, camberwell gypsy said: The Don? I didn't know Donald Trump played cricket. Oh yeah, he is making plenty of runs against the spastic democrats at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 12 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Smith is world class and has been the difference between the sides. This pantomime booing has got to stop - it's pathetic frankly. Agreed ..Smith is in a class of his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Agreed ..Smith is in a class of his own. Regrettably, this is true. He has won the ashes for the convicts and he is the best test batsman in the world by far. Hopefully this will offer some solace when he reflects that's he's also a fuck ugly, cheating, Australian cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 11 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Regrettably, this is true. He has won the ashes for the convicts and he is the best test batsman in the world by far. Hopefully this will offer some solace when he reflects that's he's also a fuck ugly, cheating, Australian cunt. I see England are keeping the same side with Root still at the helm for the Oval, the test side need a complete re-think and for my money Root isn't a good captain. Who do you think should be captain Doc ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 13 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Smith is world class and has been the difference between the sides. This pantomime booing has got to stop - it's pathetic frankly. No it shouldn't stop. The cunt should have been banned for life. If he hadn't been caught he could still be doing it now. So fuck him, and those other two useless cunts. They can shove the ashes up their arses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No it shouldn't stop. The cunt should have been banned for life. If he hadn't been caught he could still be doing it now. So fuck him, and those other two useless cunts. They can shove the ashes up their arses. Although i agree as a player Smith is in a class of his own, having said that, you're correct in what you're saying and those boo's will follow him for the rest of his career..Hopefully. ....And what an ugly fucking cuntbreed he is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 Just now, Jake The Muss said: Although i agree as a player Smith is in a class of his own, having said that, you're correct in what you're saying and those boo's will follow him for the rest of his career..Hopefully. ....And what an ugly fucking cuntbreed he is. He is a player who is on form. He has a chink in his armour and he will be found out. He walks across the stumps, so he is prone to LBW but the bowlers have to be accurate and bowl at middle and off and set a leg side field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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