Over-sensitive fucks.

[Guest Tata Steely Dan]

So I found myself guiding myself home using my sense of smell alone around 4:30 am on Saturday morning. I encountered three folk walking the same way in a group, and in passing one of them asked me some inane question that I didn't properly catch. One guy was a Scottish cunt and was generally sound. The other guy was from some grim Northern English town and the third was a German girl. The German took immediate offense at my bad pidgin German, as apparently I was making her self-conscious of her accent. Without prompting I was informed that the Northern lad was an homosexual. I say 'without prompting', but I had previously asked which one of the lads was going to get fired into the she-boxhead. I then asked the Northerner if he was a 'power bottom' which caused him offense. Within two minutes I had two complete strangers wishing ill of me.

When did people all get such a fucking complex? These fucks were about 21 years of age, so somebody needs to tell them the real world isn't one big 'safe space'. 

[Earl of Punkape]

I'm genuine suprised you didn't get filled in...

[Guest Tata Steely Dan]

1 minute ago, Punkape said:

I'm genuine suprised you didn't get filled in...

As Elvis Costello once wryly observed:

 

It's just a rumour that was spread around town
Somebody said that someone got filled in
For saying that people get killed in
The result of this shipbuilding

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

24 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

So I found myself guiding myself home using my sense of smell alone around 4:30 am on Saturday morning. I encountered three folk walking the same way in a group, and in passing one of them asked me some inane question that I didn't properly catch. One guy was a Scottish cunt and was generally sound. The other guy was from some grim Northern English town and the third was a German girl. The German took immediate offense at my bad pidgin German, as apparently I was making her self-conscious of her accent. Without prompting I was informed that the Northern lad was an homosexual. I say 'without prompting', but I had previously asked which one of the lads was going to get fired into the she-boxhead. I then asked the Northerner if he was a 'power bottom' which caused him offense. Within two minutes I had two complete strangers wishing ill of me.

When did people all get such a fucking complex? These fucks were about 21 years of age, so somebody needs to tell them the real world isn't one big 'safe space'. 

It's a result of the everybody gets an award for participating generation.  In life, some win some lose.  Some, no names mentioned, but one in particular should spring to mind, lose more frequently than others. 

In some parts of the world, the avatar of this individual is hunted with a poison dart, beheaded and the brain is serve chilled with a nice wine, and assorted crunchy bugs as starters. 

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

27 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

So I found myself guiding myself home using my sense of smell alone around 4:30 am on Saturday morning. I encountered three folk walking the same way in a group, and in passing one of them asked me some inane question that I didn't properly catch. One guy was a Scottish cunt and was generally sound. The other guy was from some grim Northern English town and the third was a German girl. The German took immediate offense at my bad pidgin German, as apparently I was making her self-conscious of her accent. Without prompting I was informed that the Northern lad was an homosexual. I say 'without prompting', but I had previously asked which one of the lads was going to get fired into the she-boxhead. I then asked the Northerner if he was a 'power bottom' which caused him offense. Within two minutes I had two complete strangers wishing ill of me.

When did people all get such a fucking complex? These fucks were about 21 years of age, so somebody needs to tell them the real world isn't one big 'safe space'. 

Was this on Carlton hill ? 

[Rev]

I meet too many of these overly sensitive cockthistles on a daily fucking basis. From liberal lefty bastard student types, with an astonishingly over-developed sense of entitlement, to the fucking stay-at-home special snowflake cunts who project their erroneous superiority on all us lesser mortals. In the real world, these fucking spastic-herding cunts would be beaten fucking senseless with a bitumen-filled hose and be subject to some rudimentary DIY repair, courtesy of a veritable cornucopia of Makita power tools and a varied selection of 16-28oz ball-pein hammers. I just happen to have a discreet and fairly isolated lock-up, well-equipped with the above for the sole purpose of instilling fear and humility into the fucking arse-butler cunts. I want them dead.

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

As Elvis Costello once wryly observed:

 

It's just a rumour that was spread around town
Somebody said that someone got filled in
For saying that people get killed in
The result of this shipbuilding

He always was a cunt.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

1 hour ago, Rev said:

I meet too many of these overly sensitive cockthistles on a daily fucking basis. From liberal lefty bastard student types, with an astonishingly over-developed sense of entitlement, to the fucking stay-at-home special snowflake cunts who project their erroneous superiority on all us lesser mortals. In the real world, these fucking spastic-herding cunts would be beaten fucking senseless with a bitumen-filled hose and be subject to some rudimentary DIY repair, courtesy of a veritable cornucopia of Makita power tools and a varied selection of 16-28oz ball-pein hammers. I just happen to have a discreet and fairly isolated lock-up, well-equipped with the above for the sole purpose of instilling fear and humility into the fucking arse-butler cunts. I want them dead.

Reverend Torquemada!   

[Guest deebom]

3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

He always was a cunt.

He comes from Hounslow...

[Guest Bill Stickers]

A great nom. I'm fucking sick of hearing about 'triggers' and 'safe spaces'.

If you get self conscious about having an accent, perhaps you should stay in fucking Germany. 

 

 

[Cuntybaws]

On 08/08/2016 at 7:26 AM, Bill Stickers said:

If you get self conscious about having an accent, perhaps you should stay in fucking Germany. 

Berlin's a funny place. There are reminders of their past transgressions and defeats around every corner which must play havoc with their psyches. Markers where the wall stood, Checkpoint Charlie, Holocaust memorials and Jewish museums every 100 yards. They all seem very earnest and apologetic, especially the younger generation, and yet I can't help feeling they'd do it all over again like a shot, given half a fucking chance.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Berlin's a funny place. There are reminders of their past transgressions and defeats around every corner which must play havoc with their psyches. Markers where the wall stood, Checkpoint Charlie, Holocaust memorials and Jewish museums every 100 yards. They all seem very earnest and apologetic, especially the younger generation, and yet.I can't help feeling they'd do it all over again like a shot, given half a fucking chance.

Is this when spotter says "I know I would"? 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Berlin's a funny place. There are reminders of their past transgressions and defeats around every corner which must play havoc with their psyches. Markers where the wall stood, Checkpoint Charlie, Holocaust memorials and Jewish museums every 100 yards. They all seem very earnest and apologetic, especially the younger generation, and yet.I can't help feeling they'd do it all over again like a shot, given half a fucking chance.

Going back to when the Fred West case was going through the courts, a german lady who was married to one of my neighbour's said "Oh course this kind of thing could never happen in Germany". She was very annoyed when I said that a few million jews might not agree with that statement.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Is this when spotter says "I know I would"? 

Well he would, wouldn't he?

[Guest Manky]

I got disciplined and a warning at work for calling a particularly obnoxious cunt a cunt to his face. It turned out he was secretly photographing people at work then showing the management the snaps with tales of perceived wrongdoings. When it came out, he was sacked for some bullshit reason but actually, to get rid of the embarrassment.

Some of these 'touchy' cunts have nasty ulterior motives and should be removed from the gene pool on sight.

 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

A great nom. I'm fucking sick of hearing about 'triggers' and 'safe spaces'.

If you get self conscious about having an accent, perhaps you should stay in fucking Germany. 

 

 

Racist.

[Jiggerycock]

You know, the answer to most of the issues highlighted in Cunts Corner can be found in the script of either 'Withnail and I' or 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest'

So, in this case for instance:

Cheswick: "No, I ain't no kid to have my cigarettes keep from me like cookies! Ain't that right, Mack!"

(McMurphy doesn't respond)

"Mack???"

Nurse Ratched "Sit Down Mister Cheswick!"

(See also: "You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off whilst you are doing it!")

[Guest Bill Stickers]

1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said:

Racist.

Ding, you're getting too big for for your spacky orthopaedic shoes. Reign it in, quickly. 

[Guest Ollyboro]

I thought this was the Premature Ejaculation thread.

[nocti]

8 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

I thought this was the Premature Ejaculation thread.

You're a bit early.

[Guest Snatch]

12 hours ago, deebom said:

He comes from Hounslow...

He's still a cunt though.

[Guest Ollyboro]

30 minutes ago, Snatch said:

He's still a cunt though.

AND he's cunt. He's still a cunt suggests that coming from Hounslow doesn't automatically make him a cunt. It does.

[Guest Snatch]

23 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

AND he's cunt. He's still a cunt suggests that coming from Hounslow doesn't automatically make him a cunt. It does.

I see your point. Let's put it another way,it doesn't matter where he comes from he was,is and always will be a cunt.

[Guest Ollyboro]

32 minutes ago, Snatch said:

I see your point. Let's put it another way,it doesn't matter where he comes from he was,is and always will be a cunt.

Agreed. But, coming from Hounslow he's statistically more likely to be a cunt than the national average. And have a sore neck 

[colonelkurtz]

17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

He always was a cunt.

There ain't half been some clever bastards.