ratcum Posted August 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 59 minutes ago, King Billy said: The possibilities are endless Ratty. How about ‘Schindlers Pissed’? where Oskar returns home from the Oktoberfest, Liecht betrunken and batters Frau Schindler when he sees how much the gas bill is, accusing her of having other men round for bratwurst while he’s been away. "Carry On Up The Cattle Truck" wasn't the genre I was looking, for but I can see a toy franchise here. Thanks Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 11 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm going with this WD, except Hitler lives to rape God live on TV and Auschwitz becomes a global franchise Sorry Ratty, please disregard my suggestion. As with many of my story ideas, it looks like someone has already beaten me to it... s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 On 30/08/2020 at 10:41, Weary&Disgusted said: Sorry Ratty, please disregard my suggestion. As with many of my story ideas, it looks like someone has already beaten me to it... s I love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 Is it the rule rather than the exception these days that "Escape To The Country" features toffee jousters and chowder slurpers? Blue Peter has some Sideshow Bob wannabe called Radzi Chinyanganya (here's a name I made earlier) and the entire Eggheads panel are earwigs. Not really Britain any more is it? Rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 55 minutes ago, ratcum said: Is it the rule rather than the exception these days that "Escape To The Country" features toffee jousters and chowder slurpers? They know their target audience. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They know their target audience. There's going to be a new series called HOMOS UNDER THE HAMMMER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 19 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: There's going to be a new series called HOMOS UNDER THE HAMMMER Nice deliberate misspelling of the "H" word there to avoid triggering Fender. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: They know their target audience. so do I but I have a firearms certificate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 On 29/08/2020 at 11:46, ratcum said: I'm working on a new film idea with a working title of "SCHINDLER'S FIST" Ideas? I think your idea has already been done old bean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think your idea has already been done old bean it was brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: it was brilliant So was part 2. And Iron Sky. But my favourite is 'Nazis at the centre of the earth'. Where the Fuhrers preserved head and brain are fitted to a giant killer robot, Ed 209 style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 On 31/08/2020 at 17:50, ratcum said: so do I but I have a firearms certificate Bullshit. The only certificate you have is for the 10 metres breaststroke.* *This is what Frank would say. Not me, you understand 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bullshit. The only certificate you have is for the 10 metres breaststroke.* *This is what Frank would say. Not me, you understand He has got a school leaving certificate issued in 1943. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 18 hours ago, ratcum said: it was brilliant Hi Ratty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 23 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Hi Ratty! I can have you krilled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 On 03/09/2020 at 17:14, ratcum said: I can have you krilled Notorious RBG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 Today, I have been mostly wondering what the phrase "Her Majesty's pleasure" might actually entail these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Today, I have been mostly wondering what the phrase "Her Majesty's pleasure" might actually entail these days. Andrew and Meghan both dying instantly in a tragic high speed head on collision? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 32 minutes ago, King Billy said: Andrew and Meghan both dying instantly in a tragic high speed head on collision? A couple of dildos, granted, but not exactly the disturbing mental picture that led to the original comment. On a separate note, Ratty hasn't been seen for three weeks now. I'm beginning to suspect he was Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Today, I have been mostly wondering what the phrase "Her Majesty's pleasure" might actually entail these days. I expect that behind closed palace doors she likes to put her feet up and smoke a few spliffs. Purely for medicinal purposes, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 On 31/08/2020 at 15:17, ratcum said: Is it the rule rather than the exception these days that "Escape To The Country" features toffee jousters and chowder slurpers? Blue Peter has some Sideshow Bob wannabe called Radzi Chinyanganya (here's a name I made earlier) and the entire Eggheads panel are earwigs. Not really Britain any more is it? Rat I have caught my own conch in the crystal clear waters of Abaco Bahamas and the Conch Chowder in Marsh Harbour (or the Pilot House Nassau) is divine. Be prepared to swallow raw and whole the slimey Conch pistol which is the equivalent of industrial strength viagra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 31 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I have caught my own conch in the crystal clear waters of Abaco Bahamas and the Conch Chowder in Marsh Harbour (or the Pilot House Nassau) is divine. Be prepared to swallow raw and whole the slimey Conch pistol which is the equivalent of industrial strength viagra. Were you shipwrecked with Jack, Ralph and Piggy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Were you shipwrecked with Jack, Ralph and Piggy? Spack Jarrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Spack Jarrow Lord of the flids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 if you had to fuck an animal to save your life, but were allowed to choose which one... What would you choose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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