King Billy Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: get the fuck off my thread gaylord Oskar Schindler 1945 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 13 hours ago, Decimus said: False face must hide what the false heart doth know, Ratty. I'm the Banquo to your Macbeth, did you see my shade at your table during my exile, admonishing you for your treachery? Imagine a cockney production of Macbeth "so your mum shat you out her gizzard Duffy? That don't mean nuffink down the arches you slag" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Imagine a cockney production of Macbeth "so your mum shat you out her gizzard Duffy? That don't mean nuffink down the arches you slag" "Verily, you cuuunt"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 so now you have to be a deaf cunt to play a deaf cunt in a film/TV series? Simon C will sort these fucks out Rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 7 hours ago, ratcum said: so now you have to be a deaf cunt to play a deaf cunt in a film/TV series? Simon C will sort these fucks out Rat Pardon? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 I was just wondering what my defence would be if I fucked a dog. Is bestiality illegal in Blighty? And how old would the bitch have to be before I was off the hook with the whole underage bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: I was just wondering what my defence would be if I fucked a dog. Is bestiality illegal in Blighty? I've been fucking Mrs D for the past 16 years, so if it is I'm fucked. LOL. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 40 minutes ago, ratcum said: I was just wondering what my defence would be if I fucked a dog. A flea bargain? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 16 hours ago, Decimus said: 16 hours ago, Decimus said: I've been fucking Mrs D for the past 16 years, so if it is I'm fucked. LOL. Going by what she has told me, you've been doing a pretty poor job of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 On 24/12/2020 at 23:43, King Billy said: A flea bargain? fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 On 24/12/2020 at 23:02, ratcum said: I was just wondering what my defence would be if I fucked a dog. Is bestiality illegal in Blighty? And how old would the bitch have to be before I was off the hook with the whole underage bollocks Depends on the breed. I’m in the ‘Cheshire Mongrel Splitters’ which is legal and locally recognised due to our charity work. Beagle-bursting, however, is frowned upon up here, especially pup-fucking. You can fill your boots with pretty much anything from a rescue centre, whatever age, very similar to human refugees really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Depends on the breed. I’m in the ‘Cheshire Mongrel Splitters’ which is legal and locally recognised due to our charity work. Beagle-bursting, however, is frowned upon up here, especially pup-fucking. You can fill your boots with pretty much anything from a rescue centre, whatever age, very similar to human refugees really. God bless you Dylsexic. It's like the good old days of empire, only with dogs. We've got 'tear a terrier' up here, but there's no organised league or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 On 24/12/2020 at 23:02, ratcum said: I was just wondering what my defence would be if I fucked a dog. Is bestiality illegal in Blighty? And how old would the bitch have to be before I was off the hook with the whole underage bollocks I think it all depends on what Tier you're in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 16 hours ago, ratcum said: fuck off Merry Christmas 🐀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 44 minutes ago, King Billy said: Merry Christmas 🐀 Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy Marc Jacobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 On 24/12/2020 at 23:02, ratcum said: I was just wondering what my defence would be if I fucked a dog. Is bestiality illegal in Blighty? And how old would the bitch have to be before I was off the hook with the whole underage bollocks Dangerous ground, Herr Oberst. My professional opinion would be to claim diminished responsibility. Any juniour barrister could get you off the hook by submitting your posts on the Corner as evidence. I tried to visit Jewdy over Christmas, but Boris the cunt has locked down Plumstead. The fat cunts got Long Covid, so the best I could do was light a candle at the synagogue, but I fucked up and torched the place. I'm sure they'll appreciate the sentiment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 On 31/08/2020 at 17:50, ratcum said: so do I but I have a firearms certificate You interested in selling? I'll PM you, but insist on a juniour hacksaw as part of the deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Just seen on the BBC that a mother of 8 says she can't educate all her children with one laptop. Er, it isn't them who need educating, you irresponsible whore 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 19 minutes ago, ratcum said: Just seen on the BBC that a mother of 8 says she can't educate all her children with one laptop. Er, it isn't them who need educating, you irresponsible whore 8 seems a bit young to be a mother in my opinion. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: 8 seems a bit young to be a mother in my opinion. In Islamic terms, 8 is pretty much 'left on the shelf'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: In Islamic terms, 8 is pretty much 'left on the shelf'. Hung up to dry like a halal chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Hung up to dry like a halal chicken. Unless she expresses an opinion of her own or makes eye contact with someone. Then she gets rolled up in a carpet like a burrito. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: In Islamic terms, 8 is pretty much 'left on the shelf'. The legendary Greek God of Inappropriaty, Squalidimus, would smile upon this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Unless she expresses an opinion of her own or makes eye contact with someone. Then she gets rolled up in a carpet like a burrito. Crazy backwards cunts, Eric. Unfortunately their out breeding us at a rate we can't compete with. Himmler had the right idea with his 'SS' stud farms. Every member of the Waffen SS was banging blonde fraulein's when on leave... I'm sure @ratcum knows the details! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Crazy backwards cunts, Eric. Unfortunately their out breeding us at a rate we can't compete with. Himmler had the right idea with his 'SS' stud farms. Every member of the Waffen SS was banging blonde fraulein's when on leave... I'm sure @ratcum knows the details! I wonder what Ratty thinks of that bird who plays Wonder Woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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