Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: The cunts have demolished Big Bill, town's clock and tower .. Crewe will never recover from this Indeed. Where will the poor cunts jump from now when it all gets too much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 So now we're meant to feel sorry for Jess Davies, a pointless Welsh trollop. Well let me tell you something love, you posed topless for a boyfriend to photograph you, then got upset when the piccies went around school faster than a Rabbi chasing a thrupenny bit. Being a thick tart, you went on to a career as a 'glamour model' aka a masturbation fantasy figure for men and teenage boys. Now apparently you're a bit phased when another boyfriend (you do pick 'em) photographs you naked and distributes evidence of his conquest. Oh and scam blackmailers who film losers wanking online use your boobs as bait. Fuck off you tiresome slag, people are starving in Africa Rat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 13 hours ago, ratcum said: So now we're meant to feel sorry for Jess Davies, a pointless Welsh trollop. Well let me tell you something love, you posed topless for a boyfriend to photograph you, then got upset when the piccies went around school faster than a Rabbi chasing a thrupenny bit. Being a thick tart, you went on to a career as a 'glamour model' aka a masturbation fantasy figure for men and teenage boys. Now apparently you're a bit phased when another boyfriend (you do pick 'em) photographs you naked and distributes evidence of his conquest. Oh and scam blackmailers who film losers wanking online use your boobs as bait. Fuck off you tiresome slag, people are starving in Africa Rat This woman has obviously no discerning talent other than being something us blokes would like to spunk over. I guess no cunt forced her to get her tits out and I'd also wager she got well rewarded for it. Allowing her true gent boyfriends to take phots of her tits and biff is truly fucking stupid but somewhat pointless as freely available pictures are at a click of button, like the one below. She's obviously proud of her body and had no qualms about showing it off so I'd suggest she grows a thicker skin or cash in on her looks while she can by getting into bongo flicks. I'd fuckin' watch 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 21 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: This woman has obviously no discerning talent other than being something us blokes would like to spunk over. I guess no cunt forced her to get her tits out and I'd also wager she got well rewarded for it. Allowing her true gent boyfriends to take phots of her tits and biff is truly fucking stupid but somewhat pointless as freely available pictures are at a click of button, like the one below. She's obviously proud of her body and had no qualms about showing it off so I'd suggest she grows a thicker skin or cash in of her looks while she can by getting into bongo flicks. I'd fuckin' watch 'em sound advice What I can't abide is the BBC giving her airtime to bleat about things. I hope she meets a crazed donkey that was abused as a donkette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 GHISLAINE MAXWELL GUILTY. I want to see the degenerate earwig suffer soooooo much. Right now I'm actually too excited and hungover to come up with suitable tortures. Rabbis and voracious sex-maggots will no doubt feature. Rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 12 minutes ago, ratcum said: GHISLAINE MAXWELL GUILTY. I want to see the degenerate earwig suffer soooooo much. Right now I'm actually too excited and hungover to come up with suitable tortures. Rabbis and voracious sex-maggots will no doubt feature. Rat Love is finishing each others sentences… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 5 hours ago, Eddie said: Love is finishing each others sentences… you're fucked up Eddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 6 hours ago, ratcum said: Right now I'm actually too excited and hungover to come up with suitable tortures. Rabbis and voracious sex-maggots will no doubt feature. I'm not into schoolgirl role play myself, but I'd happily dress Ghislaine up in striped pyjamas and indulge in some historical reenactment. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm not into schoolgirl role play myself, but I'd happily dress Ghislaine up in striped pyjamas and indulge in some historical reenactment. presumably to the sound of Joy Division? Have you noticed CB, how the spellcheck struggles with Ghislaine but has no problem with 'degenerate, cock-repelling yid whore' ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 I've sent a design idea through to Henry Vacuum Cleaners. It's a DIY abortion attachment with separate collection bag. An optional silencer can be fitted, just in case the little fella starts vocalising about the proceedings Rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 7 hours ago, ratcum said: I've sent a design idea through to Henry Vacuum Cleaners. It's a DIY abortion attachment with separate collection bag. An optional silencer can be fitted, just in case the little fella starts vocalising about the proceedings Rat You can call it The Woomba. Btw: if you get locked out your car outside an abortion clinic, don't go in and ask them for a coat hanger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 7 hours ago, ratcum said: I've sent a design idea through to Henry Vacuum Cleaners. It's a DIY abortion attachment with separate collection bag. An optional silencer can be fitted, just in case the little fella starts vocalising about the proceedings Rat How about a realistic 'Training Foetus'? Women who are thinking of getting pregnant and aborting it, can shove it up their cunt and have a little practice at getting the fucker out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How about a realistic 'Training Foetus'? Women who are thinking of getting pregnant and aborting it, can shove it up their cunt and have a little practice at getting the fucker out. It'd be handy for women with Endometriosis. "Just suck that shit out". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 On 08/03/2022 at 19:17, camberwell gypsy said: You can call it The Woomba. Btw: if you get locked out your car outside an abortion clinic, don't go in and ask them for a coat hanger you've got style Gypo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 On 08/03/2022 at 20:08, Eric Cuntman said: How about a realistic 'Training Foetus'? Women who are thinking of getting pregnant and aborting it, can shove it up their cunt and have a little practice at getting the fucker out. Broadening the brand eh? You sneaky fucker Authoritah. Get yourself off to Dragons' Den and try it on that old slag Debra Meaden 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 43 minutes ago, ratcum said: Broadening the brand eh? You sneaky fucker Authoritah. Get yourself off to Dragons' Den and try it on that old slag Debra Meaden I prefer that tubby northern bird on Dragons Den. The blonde who sells embroidery cotton and tubs of glitter to lonely women who never wash, eat cat food and piss in the sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The blonde who sells embroidery cotton and tubs of glitter to lonely women who never wash, eat cat food and piss in the sink. I’ve just came in my Yfronts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11, 2022 Report Share Posted March 11, 2022 2 hours ago, King Billy said: I’ve just came in my Yfronts. I just came in your other pair. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 🦍 🎵 Don't blame it on the right wing. Don't blame it on the US. Don't blame it on the NATO cunts. Blame it on the Putin 🎵 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: 🦍 🎵 Don't blame it on the right wing. Don't blame it on the US. Don't blame it on the NATO cunts. Blame it on the Putin 🎵 Ratty, would you back scuttle Jen Psaki? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: 🦍 🎵 Don't blame it on the right wing. Don't blame it on the US. Don't blame it on the NATO cunts. Blame it on the Putin 🎵 That nasty Putin bugs me, But I can only complain quietly, Oh fuck the cunt just stuck me, With Novichok... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Ratty, would you back scuttle Jen Psaki? if the offer was literally on the table I might Deco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 1 minute ago, ratcum said: if the offer was literally on the table I might Deco. Norrrrrrty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That nasty Putin bugs me, But I can only complain quietly, Oh fuck the cunt just stuck me, With Novichok... woo (no fly) yeah (javelins) mmm (ground troop) fuck ... Putin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 I, Ratcum, will destroy all who stand in my way 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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