camberwell gypsy Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Why the fuck do we spend, what, billions p.a on GCHQ for our national online and general 'Spooks' security? I reckon Baws, Roops and a couple of pints of mild and a Lambrini chaser every now and again for the both of them, and the Russian bots would be sent straight to silicon hell. You could build databases the size of Kent, throw as much Machine Learning and AI at it as you like and it'd STILL not touch the knowledge and recollection power of this pair. Plus of course there's Roops' Cooler deterrent if the Reds got a bit lairy You forgot Eddie, who's speciality is 'black ops'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 12 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ve fingered both of ‘em… I'm sure punkers has had an eclair up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 38 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sure punkers has had an eclair up his arse. Brian Mclair 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 On 13/10/2016 at 18:35, Guest DingTheRioja said: So, this talentless fucktard progeny of a "talent show" got a munk on when some old fart said "do as your told", and left Strikly (sic, and sick). He proves himself to be a stroppy little drama queen who thinks he's a fucking ace "artiste"... Now since there's been a bit of a backlash against the twat he's been going on about having had PTSD... Ding, you disgusting, handsy, northern pervert, I'm glad you're fucking dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ding, you disgusting, handsy, northern pervert, I'm glad you're fucking dead. If there's such a thing as "dead, but not dead enough", that's Ding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 56 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If there's such a thing as "dead, but not dead enough", that's Ding. Tom Waites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Neil said: Brian Mclair Signed by Ferguson as an out and out striker from Celtic. Converted to a midfielder. A nice bloke who I played with twice for Utd’s 1st team in ‘87 in Bermuda. True story. Would I lie to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Signed by Ferguson as an out and out striker from Celtic. Converted to a midfielder. A nice bloke who I played with twice for Utd’s 1st team in ‘87 in Bermuda. True story. Would I lie to you? I know, I was there behind the goal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, Neil said: I know, I was there behind the goal At the south end? You were nearly injured when my hat-trick volley burst the net. How I laughed when you ducked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 10 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: She uses the exact same grip on Punkape`s cock... Un fucking likely The only way punkers would let a split arse near his AIDS vector of an angry inch would be if they had a false beard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 12 minutes ago, Neil said: I know, I was there behind the goal More like Behind the bar at the filthiest whore house in town after tender love making with a barely legal native. After you’d slapped her senseless, hog tied and sodomised the poor cunt mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Those two were/are members of the gym I used to belong to. If I remember I told of the time Eclair had a meltdown in the pool because of the loud music coming from the crumblies aqua aerobics. Jo Brand in a gym? Was she usually very near to the vending machine when you bumped into her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Jo Brand in a gym? Was she usually very near to the vending machine when you bumped into her? If I'd have bumped into her my body probably wouldn't ever have been found. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If I'd have bumped into her my body probably wouldn't ever have been found. The fat greedy cunt would’ve eaten you before you hit the floor, just as her family size packet of Doritos popped out of the machine like a bag of coal falling off the back of a lorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Signed by Ferguson as an out and out striker from Celtic. Converted to a midfielder. A nice bloke who I played with twice for Utd’s 1st team in ‘87 in Bermuda. True story. Would I lie to you? DC, I was in my formative football fan years way back in 1995, when one Eric Cantona karate kicked a Crystal Palace fan right in his stupid cockney fucking gob. I was fascinated about it as a wee nipper and I still am to this day. Can you tell me the content of the conversation that yourself, Bert Millichip, Martin Edwards and Sir Alex had over dinner at The Ivy on 26 January 1995? Did you counsel a 9 month ban for Cantona after Fergie got lairy on the complimentary drinks and disparaged the managerial qualities of Howard Kendall? Did Martin Edwards get caught yet again peeping through the gap of a female toilet shitter after the dessert course? Finally, as Bert was your front man, was it your idea to ban the tackle from behind, or did he have a moment of spontaneous cuntishness? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: DC, I was in my formative football fan years way back in 1995, when one Eric Cantona karate kicked a Crystal Palace fan right in his stupid cockney fucking gob. I was fascinated about it as a wee nipper and I still am to this day. Can you tell me the content of the conversation that yourself, Bert Millichip, Martin Edwards and Sir Alex had over dinner at The Ivy on 26 January 1995? Did you counsel a 9 month ban for Cantona after Fergie got lairy on the complimentary drinks and disparaged the managerial qualities of Howard Kendall? Did Martin Edwards get caught yet again peeping through the gap of a female toilet shitter after the dessert course? Finally, as Bert was your front man, was it your idea to ban the tackle from behind, or did he have a moment of spontaneous cuntishness? ‘The seagulls will follow the trawler.’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 19 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Signed by Ferguson as an out and out striker from Celtic. Converted to a midfielder. A nice bloke who I played with twice for Utd’s 1st team in ‘87 in Bermuda. True story. Would I lie to you? Alex Ferguson actually played in that second game, at the age of 45. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 16 hours ago, King Billy said: ‘The seagulls will follow the trawler.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Alex Ferguson actually played in that second game, at the age of 45. I know…as did Archie Ferguson his coach, who snuck off to Walter Smith’s Everton shortly after the daft cunt. Archie scored a screamer incidentally and the keeper, Gary Walsh got seriously injured and was never the same again, cue the purchase of Schmeichel! Do you know who Fergie signed from the Somerset side that day…? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 25 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I know…as did Archie Knox his coach, who snuck off to Walter Smith’s Everton shortly after the daft cunt. Archie scored a screamer incidentally and the keeper, Gary Walsh got seriously injured and was never the same again, cue the purchase of Schmeichel! Do you know who Fergie signed from the Somerset side that day…? Not many Bermudians I can think of at United - Shaun Goater? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Not many Bermudians I can think of at United - Shaun Goater? Spot on Bawso…didn’t cut the mustard at Utd, went out to Bristol City Rotherham then onto legendary status at Man City. Incidentally, Walsh was injured in that match by a twat who’s brother was an Olympian and World record holder. He deliberately stamped on Walsh’s head and the ensuing brawl saw the match abandoned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 16 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Spot on Bawso…didn’t cut the mustard at Utd, went out to Bristol City Rotherham then onto legendary status at Man City. Incidentally, Walsh was injured in that match by a twat who’s brother was an Olympian and World record holder. He deliberately stamped on Walsh’s head and the ensuing brawl saw the match abandoned. Football benders. Get a room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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