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3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

For that comment you should strapped to a post and shot with an anti-aircraft gun.

I would prefer him to be cabletied to a lamp post and dry rammed from behind with a metre long, EU manufactured, industrial standard dildo, live on RTE 1 with commentary by Graham Norton. Homosexuals are by far the Irish Republics fastest growing product, having overtaken the potato crop a few years ago.

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1 hour ago, King Billy said:

I would prefer him to be cabletied to a lamp post and dry rammed from behind with a metre long, EU manufactured, industrial standard dildo, live on RTE 1 with commentary by Graham Norton. Homosexuals are by far the Irish Republics fastest growing product, having overtaken the potato crop a few years ago.

Alas, I'm all outta likes you bog spawned prody cunt.

The picture you paint is horrific but Kama; payback for all the pensioners back doors he's smashed to pieces on his late night jogging/rape missions

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30 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

So if Britain is going the same way as NK, they will need a short arse, fat, homicidal maniac as Prime Minister.  May I mominate @Eddie 

Fatty is already planning a coup d’etat. Eddie’s been swaggering around the car wash insisting everyone addresses him as ‘Big rocket man.’ And he doesn’t mean the great big spliff hanging out of his mouth.

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On 15/11/2016 at 09:04, Witheredscrote said:

So a 'leaked' report claims that Mdm May and her cronies have no strategy for leaving the EU. Well, well, that is a surprise. The suggestion is that another 30,000 civil servants be employed to cope with the process of leaving. That is 30,000   more salaries that you British taxpayers will have to pay these free loading cunts. The U.K. will not leave the EU, the deal has been done behind closed doors weeks ago.  Those of you who voted leave have been conned. A clear cut case of clowns led by clowns.

Marine Le Pen is more shaggable than May anyway. Vivre

Clearly written by a Brexit Prometheus Unbound flexing his huge mental biceps against the shackles of the EU. Oh Gods! Deliver the nation from evil! Ha ha ha. Wow, why does every Brexiteer wear Blake's mind forged manacles? 

Tossers. 

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3 hours ago, King Billy said:

I would prefer him to be cabletied to a lamp post and dry rammed from behind with a metre long, EU manufactured, industrial standard dildo, live on RTE 1 with commentary by Graham Norton. Homosexuals are by far the Irish Republics fastest growing product, having overtaken the potato crop a few years ago.

Our motorhomes are better than HYMER. So there. Where's the next campsite Billy - the Dover truck stop? 

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3 hours ago, King Billy said:

I would prefer him to be cabletied to a lamp post and dry rammed from behind with a metre long, EU manufactured, industrial standard dildo.

You've probably just described the UK's ultimate fate there bally baby..but anyway Buccaneers..sally forth to those sunny uplands dommo tells boris to tell ya are just around the next bend

 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

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1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

You've probably just described the UK's ultimate fate there bally baby..but anyway Buccaneers..sally forth to those sunny uplands dommo tells boris to tell ya are just around the next bend

 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

I see your EU chums are in a right state over having their Irish border stick taken away from them. Phil Hogan's probably gone on another bender now all of his scheming has been undone.

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5 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

I see your EU chums are in a right state over having their Irish border stick taken away from them. Phil Hogan's probably gone on another bender now all of his scheming has been undone.

They've probably picked up the plank with a nail init that the bojo made..this isnt goin to well fer ya atall is it..tell ya what..ya'll go for a cup of coffee n we'll explain how ya all had a bit too much to drink..zulu was on the telly..ya still thought it was 1879..lost the run of yerselves but it was all a huge mess n even nigel has abandoned ya and all

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

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1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

They've probably picked up the plank with a nail init that the bojo made..this isnt goin to well fer ya atall is it..tell ya what..ya'll go for a cup of coffee n we'll explain how ya all had a bit too much to drink..zulu was on the telly..ya still thought it was 1879..lost the run of yerselves but it was all a huge mess n even nigel has abandoned ya and all

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Not going well? This is fucking hilarious! The EU thought they had fucked us over with the withdrawal agreement but now Boris and the good Lord Frost are beating them over the head with it. Just in case you're in any doubt, this is hot off the press from the UK Supreme court.....Good luck enforcing the EU external border with the UK, be careful over that GFA thingy though!

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12 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

Not going well? This is fucking hilarious! The EU thought they had fucked us over with the withdrawal agreement but now Boris and the good Lord Frost are beating them over the head with it. Just in case you're in any doubt, this is hot off the press from the UK Supreme court.....Good luck enforcing the EU external border with the UK, be careful over that GFA thingy though!

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We over here are happily cheering y'all on on yer road to perdition trukky baby..but ya do know its all bluff to keep the tards  happy ..youll be served the same thing yer currently bein told yer binning..commonwealth indeed

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

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1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

They've probably picked up the plank with a nail init that the bojo made..this isnt goin to well fer ya atall is it..tell ya what..ya'll go for a cup of coffee n we'll explain how ya all had a bit too much to drink..zulu was on the telly..ya still thought it was 1879..lost the run of yerselves but it was all a huge mess n even nigel has abandoned ya and all

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Panzy Baby. We love you really. It’s all gonna be ok. We’re still going to buy your produce. I for one understand you’re still in a state of mourning. It’s totally understandable, because for the first time in history, you fooled yourselves into believing your little potato republic was equal to our mighty Kingdom, which you had been subservient to for so long. Now you’ve woken up and had to accept that we no longer have to accept your exports, which you need us to buy without question. So perhaps even you will soon realise that we don’t need your approval, and your masters, the EU bully boys, have resorted to stamping their feet like Violet Elisabeth Bott with a spicy chorizo sausage up her arse, screaming “That’s not fair. We hate you. We’re not coming out to play with you any more.”

But on the brighter side for you.....Leo is still a massive bender. At least Boris loves a bit of flange.

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On 11/11/2019 at 14:14, Dawn Chorus said:

@PANZER MURPHY you can sit there in your little dungeon and mock your betters but this idea of Ireland as an independent nation within the EU is a load of bollocks .. you are not even a tiny fish in a big pool.  All you can have is the likes of Dublin Jimmy (who ironically died in Derbyshire last week) and the failed Seamus O'fuck, all of whoms' fortunes made by slipping things through Ireland to avoid customs duties and the like. People smuggling, dumping waste in Scotland. Robbing your own farmers by importing beef re-labeling it as Irish and then sending it to the UK and elsewhere. On the legal side Tax dodging corporations who actually do little or no trading in Ireland but use the fact that they have an Irish office as an excuse not to pay tax where they do, do business.

Not much has changed there in Ireland in the last three hundred years, except for the latest arrivals of those freshly milled corporate dodgers joining the Oirish, Scottish and English old boys club of spivs, landlords, “investors” and smugglers. 
It must be their destiny.

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4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Our motorhomes are better than HYMER. So there. Where's the next campsite Billy - the Dover truck stop? 

Wake up you fucking cabbage. It’s not a motor home they pick you up in every morning. It’s the big yellow sunshine bus.

The clue’s on the side of it.

WINDOWLICKERS EXPRESS.

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19 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

Not much has changed there in Ireland in the last three hundred years,

That’s not strictly true WC. Apparently a turnip farmer in Kilkenny was recently found drunk, lying in a pool of his own vomit, boasting about the newfangled inflatable tyres on his fleet of wheelbarrows. ‘A fecking game changer’ he called it, before shitting his pants and falling asleep.

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23 minutes ago, King Billy said:

That’s not strictly true WC. Apparently a turnip farmer in Kilkenny was recently found drunk, lying in a pool of his own vomit, boasting about the newfangled inflatable tyres on his fleet of wheelbarrows. ‘A fecking game changer’ he called it, before shitting his pants and falling asleep.

But the British govt wants to keep the border open. No gun turrets in Ulster. 

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43 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

We over here are happily cheering y'all on on yer road to perdition trukky baby..but ya do know its all bluff to keep the tards  happy ..youll be served the same thing yer currently bein told yer binning..commonwealth indeed

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

It isn't a bluff Paddy and I'll explain why. As we used to be one of the chaps and all, we're well aware just what a bunch of snidey two faced cunts they all are in Brussels. Why would we shackle ourselves to an EU trade deal that would in effect give them a veto over our future trade deals and then cede control of our fisheries for the pleasure and to add insult to injury hand them a means with which economically annex part of our country? We may as well just tell the EU to fuck off then come back in a few years seeing as countries are now queuing up to enter into trade talks with us. Yes, we'll take a hit first of all but so will the EU and especially ROI when all of those lovely tariff free bison steaks start flowing in from the US.

The point is, we're not fucking Greece and we were never going to be arse fucked by a bunch cocksmoking krauts, faggot frogs and Brit hating bog people.

I'll have a tenner that says Barnier gets the bullet within the next ten days then Merkel and Macron pop in for chat with Boris at Chequers.

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1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said:

It isn't a bluff Paddy and I'll explain why. As we used to be one of the chaps and all, we're well aware just what a bunch of snidey two faced cunts they all are in Brussels. Why would we shackle ourselves to an EU trade deal that would in effect give them a veto over our future trade deals and then cede control of our fisheries for the pleasure and to add insult to injury hand them a means with which economically annex part of our country? We may as well just tell the EU to fuck off then come back in a few years seeing as countries are now queuing up to enter into trade talks with us. Yes, we'll take a hit first of all but so will the EU and especially ROI when all of those lovely tariff free bison steaks start flowing in from the US.

The point is, we're not fucking Greece and we were never going to be arse fucked by a bunch cocksmoking krauts, faggot frogs and Brit hating bog people.

I'll have a tenner that says Barnier gets the bullet within the next ten days then Merkel and Macron pop in for chat with Boris at Chequers.

well we'll just have to wait n see what y'all get ..delusion is strong here..but what ill say is you'll pine fer what ya had 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

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2 hours ago, King Billy said:

That’s not strictly true WC. Apparently a turnip farmer in Kilkenny was recently found drunk, lying in a pool of his own vomit, boasting about the newfangled inflatable tyres on his fleet of wheelbarrows. ‘A fecking game changer’ he called it, before shitting his pants and falling asleep.

That’s what comes from a wise investment in potato & turnip 500 index.

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11 hours ago, King Billy said:

Panzy Baby. We love you really. It’s all gonna be ok. We’re still going to buy your produce. I for one understand you’re still in a state of mourning. It’s totally understandable, because for the first time in history, you fooled yourselves into believing your little potato republic was equal to our mighty Kingdom, which you had been subservient to for so long. Now you’ve woken up and had to accept that we no longer have to accept your exports, which you need us to buy without question. So perhaps even you will soon realise that we don’t need your approval, and your masters, the EU bully boys, have resorted to stamping their feet like Violet Elisabeth Bott with a spicy chorizo sausage up her arse, screaming “That’s not fair. We hate you. We’re not coming out to play with you any more.”

But on the brighter side for you.....Leo is still a massive bender. At least Boris loves a bit of flange.

🇬🇧NO SURRENDER 🇬🇧😂

🇬🇧 REMEMBER 1690 🇬🇧😂

 

 

For a people so loyal ya seem to be shafted a lot by Whitehall..and the worst of it is as soon as ya open yer mouth they think..there's a paddy

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