Stubby Pecker Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 14 hours ago, King Billy said: Just like you with your gerbils. Is there truth in the rumour that Harold The Stupid and Punkers share rodents, swamping every fortnight on the condition they're freshly shampooed on handover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 27 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Is there truth in the rumour that Harold The Stupid and Punkers share rodents, swamping every fortnight on the condition they're freshly shampooed on handover? You're half right, Stubbs. Generally they prefer to lick the returned hamsters clean whilst furiously slapping the salami... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Is there truth in the rumour that Harold The Stupid and Punkers share rodents, swamping every fortnight on the condition they're freshly shampooed on handover? I’ve heard they’ve formed a Pet Shop Boys tribute band and have been booked for the reopening night at GAY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Is there truth in the rumour that Harold The Stupid and Punkers share rodents, swamping every fortnight on the condition they're freshly shampooed on handover? Don't become a stranger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 Boris hasn’t had time to comb his mop, yet he thinks a bit more chin wagging will sort it - it won’t. As old &/or regular forum members, readers & fans know - I am a bit psychic, deal or no deal? No deal, it’s all been said, if it was going to be sorted it would’ve been by now. 🐫 🐪 & what’s this bollox about panic shopping because of no deal? Just done it for Coronavirus again - I have 119 bog rolls, I cannot keep buying the bloody things. Sod the veg - I grown my own broads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 1 minute ago, ProfB said: Boris hasn’t had time to comb his mop, yet he thinks a bit more chin wagging will sort it - it won’t. As old &/or regular forum members, readers & fans know - I am a bit psychic, deal or no deal? No deal, it’s all been said, if it was going to be sorted it would’ve been by now. 🐫 🐪 & what’s this bollox about panic shopping because of no deal? Just done it for Coronavirus again - I have 119 bog rolls, I cannot keep buying the bloody things. Sod the veg - I grown my own broads. The motto of The George Raft Institute For Genetic Research And Cloning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 2 hours ago, ProfB said: Boris hasn’t had time to comb his mop, yet he thinks a bit more chin wagging will sort it - it won’t. As old &/or regular forum members, readers & fans know - I am a bit psychic, deal or no deal? No deal, it’s all been said, if it was going to be sorted it would’ve been by now. 🐫 🐪 & what’s this bollox about panic shopping because of no deal? Just done it for Coronavirus again - I have 119 bog rolls, I cannot keep buying the bloody things. Sod the veg - I grown my own broads. Boris always looks disheveled, don’t expect Saville Row, more Debenhams closing down fire sale, season 1999 leftovers. It’s a low key Eton look. I’m sure he never washes the lot either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 He should wear an hairband - he's got that Einstein thing going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, ProfB said: He should wear an hairband - he's got that Einstein thing going on. It would have to be enormous to fit his massive head. A bicycle mud guard perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Boris always looks disheveled, don’t expect Saville Row, more Debenhams closing down fire sale, season 1999 leftovers. It’s a low key Eton look. I’m sure he never washes the lot either. He looks like he keeps string, a penknife and a catapult in his pockets. I've come to genuinely despise the inbred Buffoon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: He looks like he keeps string, a penknife and a catapult in his pockets. I've come to genuinely despise the inbred Buffoon. Me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Me too. Look at the leaders from around the world, still cunts, but at least most of them can dress themselves and operate a comb or hairbrush. And then we have the idiot honey monster, and the Americans have their own fat cretin with ridiculous hair. those superpower summits must play out like a particularly bad episode of the 'Banana Splitz'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Look at the leaders from around the world, still cunts, but at least most of them can dress themselves and operate a comb or hairbrush. And then we have the idiot honey monster, and the Americans have their own fat cretin with ridiculous hair. those superpower summits must play out like a particularly bad episode of the 'Banana Splitz'. Boris should spend a weekend with Macrons for some clues to dressing/washing etc. I fear though, the visit would be cut short for farting at the table, picking his nose and several attempts to fuck Brigitte in the toilet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 On 22/11/2020 at 19:33, ChildeHarold said: Throwing your weight around again. I nominate you for the ICU. What is the ICU ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Weary&Disgusted said: What is the ICU ? International Chess Union. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 On 13/12/2020 at 21:39, Weary&Disgusted said: What is the ICU ? 👁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 On 13/12/2020 at 21:39, Weary&Disgusted said: What is the ICU ? ICU baby, shakin' that ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 On 13/12/2020 at 21:39, Weary&Disgusted said: What is the ICU ? Itchy Cunt Unit. Hospital department for patients with thrush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Itchy Cunt Unit. Hospital department for patients with thrush. Ohhhh. Intensive Care Unit. Sorry, me being stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Ohhhh. Intensive Care Unit. Sorry, me being stupid. Ah, you'll be needing the Idiot Care Unit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 Here's some irony, 50% of England's fishing quota is owned by companies based in the EU so it's possible that in a 'no-deal' scenario with the UK having full control over it's fishing rights even more fish will end up being caught by these companies. Something smells fishy here, and it aint my bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 The EU has had the last laugh and will have the last laugh. It's no fun being at logger with your neighbours and however much the Sunderland shits on Universal and methadone couldn't care less if the only decent employer in their area, Toyota, loses patience and eventually run their factory down, they have plants in Europe, and big sales, the long term drag on British trade and economic growth will be a disaster for the average person in this country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 29 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The EU has had the last laugh and will have the last laugh. It's no fun being at logger with your neighbours and however much the Sunderland shits on Universal and methadone couldn't care less if the only decent employer in their area, Toyota, loses patience and eventually run their factory down, they have plants in Europe, and big sales, the long term drag on British trade and economic growth will be a disaster for the average person in this country. What a pile of shit, again regurgitated scraps of second hand car merchant propaganda. Car sales (of all brands) are tanking like fuck. Toyota like all other car makers are looking how to trim the fat to delay the fully blown Titanic effect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 12 minutes ago, White Cunt said: What a pile of shit, again regurgitated scraps of second hand car merchant propaganda. Car sales (of all brands) are tanking like fuck. Toyota like all other car makers are looking how to trim the fat to delay the fully blown Titanic effect. Its true ya know..so called slipper skippers leased out their quotas and sit at home drinkin horlicks n readin about filthy foreigners PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Here's some irony, 50% of England's fishing quota is owned by companies based in the EU so it's possible that in a 'no-deal' scenario with the UK having full control over it's fishing rights even more fish will end up being caught by these companies. Something smells fishy here, and it aint my bellend. The Fisheries Act that came into effect on November 24th states that all foreign owned vessels have to land at least 50% of their catch in the UK or be majority crewed by British workers. Rumour has it that one of the key UK fishing demands in EU trade talks is that all vessels must be 60% British owned. Looks like times are a changing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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