Guest Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 It's a cunt for anyone who wasn't the beneficiary of one of these today. I had one, it was lovely. Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 Don't spend it all in the same shop. Unless it's just a pound, in which case spend it all in a Pound Shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 I get one of these this year on my self assessment because of the married couples offset. £220 for me. Alright so in the last year they've taken over £5.5k at source, but every little helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 15 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I get one of these this year on my self assessment because of the married couples offset. £220 for me. Alright so in the last year they've taken over £5.5k at source, but every little helps. Only poor people pay taxes, Eddie doesn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Only poor people pay taxes, Eddie doesn't What was the tax rate in Frog land Scrotes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 36 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I get one of these this year on my self assessment because of the married couples offset. £220 for me. Alright so in the last year they've taken over £5.5k at source, but every little helps. Don't you mean your "civil partnership" allowance..... Poof. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 24 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Only poor people pay taxes, Eddie doesn't It's true, I don't pay taxes, I will one day when I finally get promoted to that front counter job and earn over 10k per year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: It's true, I don't pay taxes, I will one day when I finally get promoted to that front counter job and earn over 10k per year. Your honesty does you credit Edward, but it lets us all know that you are a thick minimum wage peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 21 minutes ago, Punkape said: Don't you mean your "civil partnership" allowance..... Poof. lol. Erm no. HMRC Don't appear to recognise that persons of your ilk can get married. Anyhow I think they may have your loophole sorted as I think your boyfriend may have to declare your spunk delivery up his arse as a taxable benefit. Although fuck knows why. PMSL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Erm no. HMRC Don't appear to recognise that persons of your ilk can get married. Anyhow I think they may have your loophole sorted as I think your boyfriend may have to declare your spunk delivery up his arse as a taxable benefit. Although fuck knows why. PMSL. Nobody is interested in your penurous tax affairs, your bizarre marital status or your twisted sex life. Arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 36 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: What was the tax rate in Frog land Scrotes? In truth the French tax rate is a lot less than the U.K. The cotisations ( social security ) payments are double that of the U.K. but pro rata my French State Pension is 30% more than my U.K State Pension, and the BIG plus is that the French Health care system if fast and very efficient. Example: I am undergoing 38 days of radiotherapy, picked up in a medical taxi ( only passenger ) every day, taken 68km to the Clinique, and taken back home. Cost to the State for transport: about 7,500€. Treatment probably 4,000€. All paid for by the State. Fucking French heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Nobody is interested in your penurous tax affairs, your bizarre marital status or your twisted sex life. Arsehole. you forgot the lol bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: you forgot the lol bit. He did sign it off though. LOL, LOL and more fucking LOL's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: In truth the French tax rate is a lot less than the U.K. The cotisations ( social security ) payments are double that of the U.K. but pro rata my French State Pension is 30% more than my U.K State Pension, and the BIG plus is that the French Health care system if fast and very efficient. Example: I am undergoing 38 days of radiotherapy, picked up in a medical taxi ( only passenger ) every day, taken 68km to the Clinique, and taken back home. Cost to the State for transport: about 7,500€. Treatment probably 4,000€. All paid for by the State. Fucking French heh. What sort of cancer have you got ? Can you still have sex ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: In truth the French tax rate is a lot less than the U.K. The cotisations ( social security ) payments are double that of the U.K. but pro rata my French State Pension is 30% more than my U.K State Pension, and the BIG plus is that the French Health care system if fast and very efficient. Example: I am undergoing 38 days of radiotherapy, picked up in a medical taxi ( only passenger ) every day, taken 68km to the Clinique, and taken back home. Cost to the State for transport: about 7,500€. Treatment probably 4,000€. All paid for by the State. Fucking French heh. Fucking hell Scrotes. You do realise Frank had to cycle to his clinic where they had to connect the dynamo of his bike up to the NHS radiotherapy machine and get him to pedal to generate enough power to nuke himself. No wonder he's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: What sort of cancer have you got ? Can you still have sex ? No sex at the moment, I've sold all my geese over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: No sex at the moment, I've sold all my geese over here. Did they gobble like the turkeys ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: What sort of cancer have you got ? Can you still have sex ? 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: No sex at the moment, I've sold all my geese over here. I think it was a proposition, not a question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: No sex at the moment, I've sold all my geese over here. I'm curious. Does faux gras taste different if you've fattened the goose up by injecting spunk up its arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Fucking hell Scrotes. You do realise Frank had to cycle to his clinic where they had to connect the dynamo of his bike up to the NHS radiotherapy machine and get him to pedal to generate enough power to nuke himself. No wonder he's dead. He was a hopeless case was poor old Fwank. It was a Punkapitis tumour, or as it is called commonly, Arsehole cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 I got a scam text claiming I had a rebate. I just needed to fill out an online from... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: In truth the French tax rate is a lot less than the U.K. The cotisations ( social security ) payments are double that of the U.K. but pro rata my French State Pension is 30% more than my U.K State Pension Withers, I'm not a mathematician, but it sounds like the fifth republic is taking advantage of you, you doddery old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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