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Fucking Postmen. Cunts.


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So, I come back home from an arduous and prolonged appointment to be met by my mail. Having sent off for a free trial barbecue marinade before it hits the shelves and an updated tool catalogue, this is what met me at my door. My bellend of a postman must think I'm some sort of sexual deviant. Who the fuck prints Meat Lust on a fucking envelope apart from porn shops on the Portobello Road? Fucking bastard cunts.

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Guest JackoTC

I can't help but think that its not the postman to blame here. You yourself have received some poorly disguised filth (yet more), through your shiny letterbox. I cannot help but notice the frenzied fashion in which it has been opened (are those teethmarks?) I will not rest until your bilious posts have been utterly removed from the site.

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You could always have Bronski lying in ambush in the roses,next time the cunt puts that through the door Bronski can jump out and stun him with some good old fashioned plushie meat lust.

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