Rev Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 So, I come back home from an arduous and prolonged appointment to be met by my mail. Having sent off for a free trial barbecue marinade before it hits the shelves and an updated tool catalogue, this is what met me at my door. My bellend of a postman must think I'm some sort of sexual deviant. Who the fuck prints Meat Lust on a fucking envelope apart from porn shops on the Portobello Road? Fucking bastard cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 I can't help but think that its not the postman to blame here. You yourself have received some poorly disguised filth (yet more), through your shiny letterbox. I cannot help but notice the frenzied fashion in which it has been opened (are those teethmarks?) I will not rest until your bilious posts have been utterly removed from the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 You could always have Bronski lying in ambush in the roses,next time the cunt puts that through the door Bronski can jump out and stun him with some good old fashioned plushie meat lust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 It looks very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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