Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 This is a classic faux-pas committed by plebs and other ill-educated cunts who will probably vote Labour in the forthcoming general election. Never turn your fork over to eat fresh garden peas. Fresh peas, never frozen, should always be served with food which can help the use of the correctly used fork such as mash or rice. If no knife is required for the dish served then a fork may be turned over. When eating peas with a prostitute always get her to sensually de-pod the peas with you during the meal preparation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 27 minutes ago, Punkape said: This is a classic faux-pas committed by plebs and other ill-educated cunts who will probably vote Labour in the forthcoming general election. Never turn your fork over to eat fresh garden peas. Fresh peas, never frozen, should always be served with food which can help the use of the correctly used fork such as mash or rice. If no knife is required for the dish served then a fork may be turned over. When eating peas with a prostitute always get her to sensually de-pod the peas with you during the meal preparation. Herpeas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 5 hours ago, Punkape said: This is a classic faux-pas committed by plebs and other ill-educated cunts who will probably vote Labour in the forthcoming general election. Never turn your fork over to eat fresh garden peas. Fresh peas, never frozen, should always be served with food which can help the use of the correctly used fork such as mash or rice. If no knife is required for the dish served then a fork may be turned over. When eating peas with a prostitute always get her to sensually de-pod the peas with you during the meal preparation. Punky, I'm ashamed of you! I know that won't come as s shock, as I'm sure you're entire family tells you that on a daily basis, but you really are a stupid fucking cunt! Everybody knows you're supposed to eat peas with the knife! Up your game. Prick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Punky, I ashamed of you! I know that won't come as s shock, as I'm sure you're entire family tells you that on a daily basis, but you really are a stupid fucking cunt! Everybody knows you're supposed to eat peas with the knife! Up your game. Prick! Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Pleb. cutting retort, old bean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Think knife, fork and spoon. Knife and fork are totally superfluous. Everything can be eaten with a spoon, including soup. Just carry a spoon and think of the weight saved. If you can't cut a steak with a spoon, slap it on 2 rounds of bread and fingers and molars will do the business. Job jobbed. Fuck off Punkape, the plastic golfing aristo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Manky said: Think knife, fork and spoon. Knife and fork are totally superfluous. Everything can be eaten with a spoon, including soup. Just carry a spoon and think of the weight saved. If you can't cut a steak with a spoon, slap it on 2 rounds of bread and fingers and molars will do the business. Job jobbed. Fuck off Punkape, the plastic golfing aristo. Stay out of Cheshire Manky and the flies will stay there with you in the city centre. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: This is a classic faux-pas committed by plebs and other ill-educated cunts who will probably vote Labour in the forthcoming general election. Never turn your fork over to eat fresh garden peas. Fresh peas, never frozen, should always be served with food which can help the use of the correctly used fork such as mash or rice. If no knife is required for the dish served then a fork may be turned over. When eating peas with a prostitute always get her to sensually de-pod the peas with you during the meal preparation. So if we get a prozzie to de-pod the peas, do Leroy and your Reverend friends do it for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: This is a classic faux-pas committed by plebs and other ill-educated cunts who will probably vote Labour in the forthcoming general election. Never turn your fork over to eat fresh garden peas. Fresh peas, never frozen, should always be served with food which can help the use of the correctly used fork such as mash or rice. If no knife is required for the dish served then a fork may be turned over. When eating peas with a prostitute always get her to sensually de-pod the peas with you during the meal preparation. What are your views on sweet corn, fuck face? Does the same rule apply? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: What are your views on sweet corn, fuck face? Does the same rule apply? If it's on the cob, he just clenches his arse cheeks and yanks the stork out, well I'm presuming he would use it for sexual pleasure first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: What are your views on sweet corn, fuck face? Does the same rule apply? He only sees sweet corn when it's trapped in the lip of his bellend after withdrawal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Stay out of Cheshire Manky and the flies will stay there with you in the city centre. lol. Cheshire eh? Stuart Hall and deleted, the shoplifting celebs. Stockport and Warrington postcodes. Flat and boring as fuck. It is nothing but a dormitory county for the employment powerhouse that is Manchester. Fuck off you imaginary golfer. You gay twat. You fucking simple cunt Edited June 2, 2017 by Manky Not convicted, therefore libellous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 10 minutes ago, Ape said: What are your views on sweet corn, fuck face? Does the same rule apply? I eat mine on the cob...yours is probably frozen or out of tin so God knows how you deal with that..... Oh and fuck off as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 19 minutes ago, Ape said: What are your views on sweet corn, fuck face? Does the same rule apply? I imagine Punkape gets to study sweet corn during his golf club scat parties, in which he's known as 'The Kernel'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Manky said: Cheshire eh? Stuart Hall and deleted, the shoplifting celebs. Stockport and Warrington postcodes. Flat and boring as fuck. It is nothing but a dormitory county for the employment powerhouse that is Manchester. Fuck off you imaginary golfer. You gay twat. You fucking simple cunt Cunts like you have ISIS in your midst and you do nothing about it, just bending over for your Islamist controlled Labour puppets. Edited June 2, 2017 by Rick_B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He only sees sweet corn when it's trapped in the lip of his bellend after withdrawal. I've always had Punky down as the receiver...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: I've always had Punky down as the receiver...... He's gone off Reece and Ivor he loves African and Nigerian men now....... Oh, you said receiver, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: Cunts like you have ISIS in your midst and you do nothing about it, just bending over for your Islamist controlled Labour puppets. Us law abiding citizens leave these cunts to the security services. Lynch mobs have died out around here, unlike the KKK in Cheshire, the Knutsford Klux Klan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Tertiary AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Cunts like you have ISIS in your midst and you do nothing about it, just bending over for your Islamist controlled Labour puppets. Will you be bending over for the Conservative party? You know, the party with the ex IRA bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Well if it's a 2 horse race which it usually is, I'm not voting for the party who's policies 'cost a lot' because they haven't got a fucking clue how much it'll cost to deliver empty promises. People seem to forget that the current austerity measures are required to correct the fuck ups from the last labour government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 I'll be voting Conservative..........The golfer's choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Well if it's a 2 horse race which it usually is, I'm not voting for the party who's policies 'cost a lot' because they haven't got a fucking clue how much it'll cost to deliver empty promises. People seem to forget that the current austerity measures are required to correct the fuck ups from the last labour government. I thought the fuck ups came from the subprime mortgage crisis in the US and keynesian cycles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'll be voting Conservative..........The golfer's choice. So, the stupid fucking wankers choice? Intolerable little fool. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Just now, Ape said: So, the stupid fucking wankers choice? Intolerable little fool. Fuck off. Who are you voting for in the election Ape ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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