Bubba C Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: Fuck off Dan. Have a like Bubba. Ditto. I hope dan sees this, almost as much as I hope he's choked to death on his own vomit after a night on the white lightning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Sweaty socks and sheep shaggers having a crack at each other? And us English taxpayers keep giving the cunts even more money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: Ditto. I hope dan sees this, almost as much as I hope he's choked to death on his own vomit after a night on the white lightning. I think Ape might get his chopper out for you Bubba. He seems to like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I think Ape might get his chopper out for you Bubba. He seems to like you. Kammal, Noakes's Albanian gay dogging accomplice may get there first...... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Kammal, Noakes's Albanian gay dogging accomplice may get there first...... lol. Fuck off. Are you actively seeking cooler time? Does being "banged up" give you some form of sexual gratification? You're a strange, twisted little wanker, and I wish you a painful death. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 9 minutes ago, Ape said: Are you actively seeking cooler time? Does being "banged up" give you some form of sexual gratification? You're a strange, twisted little wanker, and I wish you a painful death. Fuck off. He enjoys the "banged" part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, Ape said: Are you actively seeking cooler time? Does being "banged up" give you some form of sexual gratification? You're a strange, twisted little wanker, and I wish you a painful death. Fuck off. ........said the airfix model maker with herpees and genital warts on his hamster. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 1 minute ago, The Lady Penelope said: He enjoys the "banged" part. Your gay dogging weekend approaches.....the gerbils stalk their cages fitfully.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Your gay dogging weekend approaches.....the gerbils stalk their cages fitfully.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Never mind this Decs, why is Punkape so obsessed with small rodents? I can't wait for his Guinea pig stage. I think it's going to be breathtaking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never mind this Decs, why is Punkape so obsessed with small rodents? I can't wait for his Guinea pig stage. I think it's going to be breathtaking. He has room for a capybara up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never mind this Decs, why is Punkape so obsessed with small rodents? I can't wait for his Guinea pig stage. I think it's going to be breathtaking. I can only assume that a field mouse has lodged itself in the keyboard of the Commodore Vic that the Punkape.exe programme is being run from within the category C wing of the scrubs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Just now, Decimus said: I can only assume that a field mouse has lodged itself in the keyboard of the Commodore Vic that the Punkape.exe programme is being run from within the category C wing of the scrubs. I'm going with Roadkills theory that he's an experimental program running on a loop in a government bunker abandoned in the 80s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm going with Roadkills theory that he's an experimental program running on a loop in a government bunker abandoned in the 80s. Its a ZX81 kit that someone bought from WH Smiths in 1981 and never connected a monitor to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Its a ZX81 kit that someone bought from WH Smiths in 1981 and never connected a monitor to it. With the current rodent obsession, I've been thinking it may well be an old, forgotten PC, still plugged in under a bed. Someone loaded 'Lemmings' onto it and it's taken the data and become partially self-aware. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: With the current rodent obsession, I've been thinking it may well be an old, forgotten PC, still plugged in under a bed. Someone loaded 'Lemmings' onto it and it's taken the data and become partially self-aware. His current rodent obsession means he's got a load of USB cables dangling out of his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 53 minutes ago, Punkape said: ........said the airfix model maker with herpees and genital warts on his hamster. lol I have to correct you there Punky. The word is, it's not Airfix but Tamiya. It sounds more gay and obviously Ape prefers them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 38 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Its a ZX81 kit that someone bought from WH Smiths in 1981 and never connected a monitor to it. Fuck off. It's a zx80 with a 2k expansion pack either that or the vic20 with 5K RAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 On 27/07/2017 at 9:06 PM, Eric Cuntman said: With the current rodent obsession, I've been thinking it may well be an old, forgotten PC, still plugged in under a bed. Someone loaded 'Lemmings' onto it and it's taken the data and become partially self-aware. A PCXT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 On 27/07/2017 at 9:41 PM, Drew P Pissflaps said: Fuck off. It's a zx80 with a 2k expansion pack He would like the wobbly RAM pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: He would like the wobbly RAM pack. In all probability I think he would actually prefer a hard drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 Were you in Pontypool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 SE London is fucking packed with Africans who don't use deodorant. It's just one of the many reasons I refuse to use peasant transport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 On 26/07/2017 at 7:32 PM, Bubba C said: Fuck me, John Menzies and Our Price Records. Steve Jobs was a cunt. ....not to mention Sperrings and Tower Records. Them were the days when a chart LP in Woolies cost £3.15, and you could buy their own brand Winfield fishing tackle for next to fuck-all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 22 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Were you in Pontypool? Pontypool & New Inn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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