Cunty BigBollox Posted March 1, 2020 Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 22 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: When I read the heading I thought this was gonna contain useful information about the bankrupt bint with the inflatable tits so my amusement was sadly suspended. Anyway, I was in the bank last week (the food bank's on Mondays and Thursdays) and there were a couple of dogs in front of me in the queue. One was small and had fur, the other was big and fat and had tits she had tucked down her jogging bottoms. Suddenly the furry one starts jumping up at her crotch area and the other dog says (no kidding) "has mummy got a smelly pussy?". Careful Mike, the resident aspergers, data monkey, Cuntybaws, will be able to pinpoint exactly where you live. The fact you can actually walk into a bank has narrowed it down to about 50 locations in the entire UK. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 1, 2020 Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 23 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: When I read the heading I thought this was gonna contain useful information about the bankrupt bint with the inflatable tits so my amusement was sadly suspended. Anyway, I was in the bank last week (the food bank's on Mondays and Thursdays) and there were a couple of dogs in front of me in the queue. One was small and had fur, the other was big and fat and had tits she had tucked down her jogging bottoms. Suddenly the furry one starts jumping up at her crotch area and the other dog says (no kidding) "has mummy got a smelly pussy?". She probably has a smelly pussy at home. But she can’t quite leave her cunt behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 There is nothing nicer than the smell of a freshly soiled black sock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 5 hours ago, Max Bygraves said: There is nothing nicer than the smell of a freshly soiled black sock. We'd all rather smell your dead body 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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