Decimus Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Only an Arab or biblical Jewish character would choose lamb as their meat of choice. Disgusting, slimy, fatty gristle that costs an absolute fucking fortune despite every field in England being full of wooly cunts. Unless you have got a massive laryngeal tumour, there is absolutely no excuse to willingly consume greasy lubricated shanks of ovine filth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Sounds like yours had some Welsh leftovers on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Just now, Cuntsman said: Sounds like yours had some Welsh leftovers on it Fucking hell! Long time, no see. Where you been hiding? Last I remember you were trying to get Roadkill to do you a suicide bomber avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 You cheeky English cunt, that's my ex you're talking about. Just thought I'd get that in there before Manky and his band of Merry Mongs throw in some humorous racist comment. A slow roasted lamb shoulder isn't bad mind, but you're bang on the money if discussing lamb chops. Diolch yn fawr. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Just now, Cuntsman said: Sounds like yours had some Welsh leftovers on it I was going to mention the Welsh. But then I decided not to appeal to the lowest common denominator. I'm not entirely sure, but part of me feels that you're better than this, Cuntsman. Fuck off for another couple of months and think carefully about what you'll post on your return. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking hell! Long time, no see. Where you been hiding? Last I remember you were trying to get Roadkill to do you a suicide bomber avatar. Not long enough I think. Been waiting for some talent to show up on the forum, so it may be some time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I was going to mention the Welsh. But then I decided not to appeal to the lowest common denominator. I'm not entirely sure, but part of me feels that you're better than this, Cuntsman. Fuck off for another couple of months and think carefully about what you'll post on your return. I'm trying to find a problem with your advice, but it's not working Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 19 minutes ago, Bubba C said: You cheeky English cunt, that's my ex you're talking about. Just thought I'd get that in there before Manky and his band of Merry Mongs throw in some humorous racist comment. A slow roasted lamb shoulder isn't bad mind, but you're bang on the money if discussing lamb chops. Diolch yn fawr. Sleep easy sheep shagger. My work with the Welch is done. I am now the bane of Shropshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 13 minutes ago, Manky said: Sleep easy sheep shagger. My work with the Welch is done. I am now the bane of Shropshire. Educating Manchester: The only iteration of the franchise where if you close your eyes you cannot genuinely differentiate between the mentally challenged children and the teachers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 55 minutes ago, Decimus said: Only an Arab or biblical Jewish character would choose lamb as their meat of choice. Disgusting, slimy, fatty gristle that costs an absolute fucking fortune despite every field in England being full of wooly cunts. Unless you have got a massive laryngeal tumour, there is absolutely no excuse to willingly consume greasy lubricated shanks of ovine filth. Absolutely nothing wrong with a nice slow-roasted lamb shank, with peas and delicious Pembrokeshire potato mash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Educating Manchester: The only iteration of the franchise where if you close your eyes you cannot genuinely differentiate between the mentally challenged children and the teachers. I'm just catching up on this now - I'm viewing the episode where the 32 year old woman is doing her talking head piece and seems genuinely pleased that she was "mad as" in school, and that she'll shortly be a grandmother. Lamb would be a delicacy for this gaggle of vermin. SPAM and potato smiley faces are the probably the staple diet. Disgusting northern cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Absolutely nothing wrong with a nice slow-roasted lamb shank. Unless you call it Kleftiko, in which case, it's better off burnt to ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 32 minutes ago, Manky said: Sleep easy sheep shagger. My work with the Welch is done. I am now the bane of Shropshire. Salopian cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Unless you call it Kleftiko, in which case, it's better off burnt to ashes. Apple won't like you mentioning the ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Apple won't like you mentioning the ashes. He hasn't been around for a while. I've been meaning to ask him if his username means he was one of the fanatical Beatles fans who George Harrison nicknamed 'the apple scruffs' in the early 70s. @applescruff14?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Mrs N served this up for tea tonight,like chewing fucking wine gums,beef is the only meat worth eating,the rest can go get fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Neil said: Mrs N served this up for tea tonight,like chewing fucking wine gums,beef is the only meat worth eating,the rest can go get fucked You like a bit of cock every now and then as well though, don't you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 16 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Absolutely nothing wrong with a nice slow-roasted lamb shank, with peas and delicious Pembrokeshire potato mash. Due to your previous fucking output, I assume the phrase "nice slow-roasted lamb shank" is rhyming slang for an unhurried wank in an effeminate, woolly onesie? And you do this with mash and a tin of peas. Fucking degenerative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Spanky said: You like a bit of cock every now and then as well though, don't you! You've got me wrong pal,I like my meat pink and parted,no two veg for me,try Punkers,He loves a dirty sausage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Neil said: You've got me wrong pal,I like my meat pink and parted,no two veg for me,try Punkers,He loves a dirty sausage Post-op only then, got it. Edited September 23, 2017 by Spanky Neil loves hardcore tranny action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Only an Arab or biblical Jewish character would choose lamb as their meat of choice. Disgusting, slimy, fatty gristle that costs an absolute fucking fortune despite every field in England being full of wooly cunts. Unless you have got a massive laryngeal tumour, there is absolutely no excuse to willingly consume greasy lubricated shanks of ovine filth. Whereas roast lamb is quite nice when cooked properly, the wooly cunts it comes from are doing untold damage to our uplands by maintaining the wet desert devoid of virtually any wildlife, massive soil erosion and water to flashing off these bare slopes causing flooding downstream. Sheep farming here makes a loss of £33,000 per year per farm, paid for by subsidises, hopefully brexit will kill off this damaging waste of our hills perpetuated by twee romantic fairy tales of country life. http://www.monbiot.com/2013/05/30/sheepwrecked/ sorry to interrupt the slagging with a valid point fuck you all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 (edited) BHAAA-BHAAAA-BHAAAAAA. Venison, is a load of cack too. Edited September 23, 2017 by 'eavensabove Prof.B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 If the sound of a bleating ram being fucked up the shite-pipe is anything to go by, then Welsh Lamb (on the bone) is a firm favourite in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Due to your previous fucking output, I assume the phrase "nice slow-roasted lamb shank" is rhyming slang for an unhurried wank in an effeminate, woolly onesie? And you do this with mash and a tin of peas. Fucking degenerative. I'm surprised you're able to assume anything at all you sublimely pathetic arse-hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 18 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: I'm surprised you're able to assume anything at all you pathetically sublime arse-hole. Oh great, you're still here. It's not that no-one likes you, no-one likes anyone in this place. It's just that you are fucking rubbish, bereft of anything good to say. A pathetic little troll who hates himself so much and has so little confidence in himself that the only thing that makes you feel alive is to try and create a reaction on anonymous forums, whether good or bad. How sad. You should try Netflix instead - they have all the episodes of Gilmour Girls. Watching even that fucking bullshit would be more constructive than what you are currently doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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