Guest Ollyboro Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 29 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: I'm surprised you're able to assume anything at all you pathetically sublime arse-hole. Can someone be pathetically sublime? Pathetic suggests being poor at something, whilst sublime suggests the exact opposite. Mind you, you've spelled "arsehole" incorrectly, so perhaps you're not the right person to ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 10 minutes ago, Spanky said: Oh great, you're still here. It's not that no-one likes you, no-one likes anyone in this place. It's just that you are fucking rubbish, bereft of anything good to say. A pathetic little troll who hates himself so much and has so little confidence in himself that the only thing that makes you feel alive is to try and create a reaction on anonymous forums, whether good or bad. How sad. You should try Netflix instead - they have all the episodes of Gilmour Girls. Watching even that fucking bullshit would be more constructive than what you are currently doing. You've just described everyone on this forum to a tee, including yourself you silly, brain-dead spasmo, judging from the above performance you probably spend a great deal of your time (subsidised by the taxpayer) with your head between your legs admiring your own effeminate arse-hole in the mirror. You pathetic, moronic, waste of semen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Can someone be pathetically sublime? Pathetic suggests being poor at something, whilst sublime suggests the exact opposite. Mind you, you've spelled "arsehole" incorrectly, so perhaps you're not the right person to ask. Thanks for the heads up I'll amend the post, you effeminate cock-slurping tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Can someone be pathetically sublime? Pathetic suggests being poor at something, whilst sublime suggests the exact opposite. Mind you, you've spelled "arsehole" incorrectly, so perhaps you're not the right person to ask. Methinks, he meant that he thinks that arseholes, are sublime, which comes as no surprise as he's most definitely up the Punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: You've just described everyone on this forum to a tee, including yourself you silly, brain-dead spasmo, judging from the above performance you probably spend a great deal of your time (subsidised by the taxpayer) with your head between your legs admiring your own effeminate arse-hole in the mirror. You pathetic, moronic, waste of semen. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: You've just described everyone on this forum to a tee, including yourself you silly, brain-dead spasmo, judging from the above performance you probably spend a great deal of your time (subsidised by the taxpayer) with your head between your legs admiring your own effeminate arse-hole in the mirror. You pathetic, moronic, waste of semen. For one, how very dare you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 23 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Thanks for the heads up I'll amend the post, you effeminate cock-slurping tosser. No need to thank me. I just thought it was important for you to learn how to spell the word "Arsehole". It will save you time the next time you have to fill in an official form Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He hasn't been around for a while. I've been meaning to ask him if his username means he was one of the fanatical Beatles fans who George Harrison nicknamed 'the apple scruffs' in the early 70s. @applescruff14?? By all accounts yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 7 minutes ago, Snatch said: By all accounts yes. Gracias. I thought he'd mentioned the Beatles before and I wondered if there was a connection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Gracias. I thought he'd mentioned the Beatles before and I wondered if there was a connection. He's a big Beatles fan. Fuck knows why though. They're were fairly mediocre in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: BHAAA-BHAAAA-BHAAAAAA. Venison, is a load of cack too. Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 7 minutes ago, Snatch said: He's a big Beatles fan. Fuck knows why though. They're were fairly mediocre in my opinion. They were ok, some stuff very good. I thought McCartneys best stuff was Wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 7 hours ago, Snatch said: He's a big Beatles fan. Fuck knows why though. They're were fairly mediocre in my opinion. Paul McCartney is a twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Unless you call it Kleftiko, in which case, it's better off burnt to ashes. After being marinaded in piss for 48 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 15 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: BHAAA-BHAAAA-BHAAAAAA. Venison, is a load of cack too. Leave pheasant to the peasant, like punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 17 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Absolutely nothing wrong with a nice slow-roasted lamb shank, with peas and delicious Pembrokeshire potato mash. As a back door specialist can you accommodate an entire lamb up your jaxi ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 17 hours ago, Back door specialist said: You've just described everyone on this forum to a tee, including yourself you silly, brain-dead spasmo, judging from the above performance you probably spend a great deal of your time (subsidised by the taxpayer) with your head between your legs admiring your own effeminate arse-hole in the mirror. You pathetic, moronic, waste of semen. Whereas I'd wager you don't spill a drop from your eager little mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 29 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Whereas I'd wager you don't waste a drop from your eager mouth. Good afternoon....... Fuck off, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 19 hours ago, Snatch said: He's a big Beatles fan. Fuck knows why though. They're were fairly mediocre in my opinion. The Beatles are just a second rate Oasis tribute band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 On 23/09/2017 at 7:39 PM, Decimus said: Only an Arab or biblical Jewish character would choose lamb as their meat of choice. Disgusting, slimy, fatty gristle that costs an absolute fucking fortune despite every field in England being full of wooly cunts. Unless you have got a massive laryngeal tumour, there is absolutely no excuse to willingly consume greasy lubricated shanks of ovine filth. Herdwick lamb, Saltmarsh lamb, Bowland lamb you don't know what your missing you ignorant cunt of a Philistine. Your civil partner probably can't cook which is why you end up with a pool of grease in your plate.(no doubt used for gay orgies at a later date). Fuck off as well you thick venereal diseased ridden fuckwit. lol. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Manky said: The Beatles are just a second rate Oasis tribute band. They're both shit so it's hard to tell them apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Spanky said: They're both shit so it's hard to tell them apart. What did John Lennon have in common with Opal Fruits?.......... They both used to come in a yellow bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What did John Lennon have in common with Opal Fruits?.......... They both used to come in a yellow bag. 0.5 ratten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: 0.5 ratten 1.5 in old money. Not too bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 36 minutes ago, Spanky said: They're both shit so it's hard to tell them apart. The Beatles are/were scouse bastards. Talk like they are brain damaged, get their dinner out of dustbins and steal things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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