Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 1.5 in old money. Not too bad. I thought there was 5 likes per ratten, so that'd be 2.5? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 44 minutes ago, Punkape said: Herdwick lamb, Saltmarsh lamb, Bowland lamb you don't know what your missing you ignorant cunt of a Philistine. Your civil partner probably can't cook which is why you end up with a pool of grease in your plate.(no doubt used for gay orgies at a later date). Fuck off as well you thick venereal diseased ridden fuckwit. lol. Cretin. You seem a bit angry tonight - hard gay at the orifice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 16 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: I thought there was 5 likes per ratten, so that'd be 2.5? Even better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 32 minutes ago, Manky said: The Beatles are/were scouse bastards. Talk like they are brain damaged, get their dinner out of dustbins and steal things. Who's that choking on their vomit, who's that dying on the floor, it's a scouser and his mate squashed inside the Hillsborough gate and they won't be singing munich any more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 42 minutes ago, Ape said: You seem a bit angry tonight - hard gay at the orifice? He's annoyed at the church he loves so much being busted red handed at being a pack of filthy nonces. There is no smart retort to that Punkers , eh? They were fucking busted- and you say they're great. Fucking idiot, eh Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 On 23 September 2017 at 7:39 PM, Decimus said: Only an Arab or biblical Jewish character would choose lamb as their meat of choice. Disgusting, slimy, fatty gristle that costs an absolute fucking fortune despite every field in England being full of wooly cunts. Unless you have got a massive laryngeal tumour, there is absolutely no excuse to willingly consume greasy lubricated shanks of ovine filth. Stop! Shut up! Fuck off! As is often the case the problem arises when the cook is a useless, jam sandwich eating spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 On 23 September 2017 at 8:24 PM, Decimus said: Educating Manchester: The only iteration of the franchise where if you close your eyes you cannot genuinely differentiate between the mentally challenged children and the teachers. Prob not fussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 23 hours ago, Back door specialist said: You've just described everyone on this forum to a tee, including yourself you silly, brain-dead spasmo, judging from the above performance you probably spend a great deal of your time (subsidised by the taxpayer) with your head between your legs admiring your own effeminate arse-hole in the mirror. You pathetic, moronic, waste of semen. Schizer. What the fuck is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntsman said: Schizer. What the fuck is this? The short answer is, a stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: The short answer is, a stupid fucking cunt. Bollocks to the pair of you, back door scat man is the best on here by miles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bollocks to the pair of you, back door scat man is the best on here by miles I think that 'splitcuntarsetoucher' might be better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bollocks to the pair of you, back door scat man is the best on here by miles You reckon he'll bend the knee stubbs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 1 minute ago, BuggerLugs said: You reckon he'll bend the knee stubbs? As a lover of all things shit related he probably spends quite a lot of time on his knees either round the back of his latest victim or curling one out on his/her chest. Fucking sepos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 55 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: He's annoyed at the church he loves so much being busted red handed at being a pack of filthy nonces. There is no smart retort to that Punkers , eh? They were fucking busted- and you say they're great. Fucking idiot, eh Ape? Affirmative. A fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The short answer is, a stupid fucking cunt. Thanks for clearing that up. How long before the retard gets his balls fed to him? Is there a book running? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 18 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: You reckon he'll bend the knee stubbs? Dunno about him, but speaking personally, I'd do anything Daenerys asked me to. Cersei would get it as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntsman said: Thanks for clearing that up. How long before the retard gets his balls fed to him? Is there a book running? He seems to have moments of clarity. But my guess is he'll self destruct within a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dunno about him, but speaking personally, I'd do anything Daenerys asked me to. Cersei would get it as well. Not bothered about Cersei, you wouldn't dare finish as the wicked cunt would be waiting for the jizz shot as the cue for Gregor to shove his sword up yer arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 1 minute ago, BuggerLugs said: Not bothered about Cersei, you wouldn't dare finish as the wicked cunt would be waiting for the jizz shot as the cue for Gregor to shove his sword up yer arse. If Gregor wasn't fucking about wearing armour for 4 months a year, he would have won WSM twice by now. Mind you, I imagine he's earning money that Zydrunas Saviscas or Brian Shaw can only dream of, so good luck to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If Gregor wasn't fucking about wearing armour for 4 months a year, he would have won WSM twice by now. Mind you, I imagine he's earning money that Zydrunas Saviscas or Brian Shaw can only dream of, so good luck to him. If he ever went on Celebrity Masterchef, Sir Gregor strikes me as the type to serve a deconstructed banana and brown sauce sandwich, without the sugar....Dirty cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 5 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Stop! Shut up! Fuck off! As is often the case the problem arises when the cook is a useless, jam sandwich eating spastic. It's fucking rank, and I don't care if you're Marco Pierre White and only ever cook it lovingly on a Michelin starred spit in the woods. Any cunt who says different is either a Turk or a pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 6 hours ago, Punkape said: Saltmarsh lamb Do you know who I fucking am? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 6 hours ago, Punkape said: you ignorant cunt of a Philistine. These are exactly the sort of swarthy Middle-Eastern cunts who enjoy eating lamb, so fuck off and change your cultural reference. I won't be associated with it, even whilst a simpleton attempts to mock me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 6 hours ago, Decimus said: It's fucking rank, and I don't care if you're Marco Pierre White and only ever cook it lovingly on a Michelin starred spit in the woods. Any cunt who says different is either a Turk or a pervert. Not mutually exclusive in my book. On a lighter note, I dined at Marco's restaurant during my recent trip, the fare was okay, but nothing to rave about. It's a good job the scowling wanker wasn't there to receive a piece of my mind. Fascinating, Bubba, please kill yourself. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 Lamb of god, you take away the sins of the World........... fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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