and Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 Did you notice Amanda Holden's gaffe on This Morning? She was actually wearing knickers, for a change! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 This is how it's done, you fucking slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: This is how it's done, you fucking slag. I moved house today Decs, what do you think of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 24 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I moved house today Decs, what do you think of that? I imagine you to be a real life Alan Partridge, but more budget. Moving around from YMCA to YMCA, dreaming of being able to afford one night at an Ibis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 51 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I moved house today Decs, what do you think of that? As long as it's still on the other side of the fucking channel I'm just peachy with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 46 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I imagine you to be a real life Alan Partridge, but more budget. Moving around from YMCA to YMCA, dreaming of being able to afford one night at an Ibis. I picture him more like some sort of terrifyingly decrepit prowler. Shuffling through the bocage in his hospital gown, sagging arse exposed to the wind, slowly dragging along his hospital drip. Sniffing into the wind in the desperate hope that he'll catch the scent of an unsupervised avian treat, endlessly being chased from one chicken coop to the next with his shrivelled maggot covered in blood, feathers and beak wounds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 3 hours ago, r-soles said: Did you notice Amanda Holden's gaffe on This Morning? She was actually wearing knickers, for a change! I hadn't noticed the gaffe. The GASH, on the other hand...duly noted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 (edited) I loathe this attention seeking slag with a passion. Deleted. I hope she goes on holiday to Mexico and gets chopped up by one of the cartels. Edited October 27, 2017 by Couldn't give a shit Derogatory reference to children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 It's a very strange situation indeed. On one hand Holden just the kind of dumb slag most dirty fuckers would love to chuck their muck on, and over the years she's obviously been dowsed in the stuff from dozens of ball sacks. However, there's something about her that men hate; the stupidity, the pointless nudity-she's on a family show ffs. Just do a nasty porno and complete your transformation from talentless wannabe to talentless whore, but keep up the Botox 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 7 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I imagine you to be a real life Alan Partridge, but more budget. Moving around from YMCA to YMCA, dreaming of being able to afford one night at an Ibis. Fireman, builder, policeman ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: It's a very strange situation indeed. On one hand Holden just the kind of dumb slag most dirty fuckers would love to chuck their muck on, and over the years she's obviously been dowsed in the stuff from dozens of ball sacks. However, there's something about her that men hate; the stupidity, the pointless nudity-she's on a family show ffs. Just do a nasty porno and complete your transformation from talentless wannabe to talentless whore, but keep up the Botox Yes I agree she is a cum dump....but there is a strange air of male hatred that comes with her persona. Like the fit bird your mate is marrying who is hell bent on making sure he loses all his friends for her. A bit like an Anthea Turner but Holden is a tad more fuckable. A fucking witch all the same though. The sort of cunt slut that would fuck a pig for a few years to get half his property..... a right Heather Mills I think it's more commonly termed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 Some say that Neil has a large framed picture of her on his wall with a hole where her mouth is. Don't know why there's a hole there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Some say that Neil has a large framed picture of her on his wall with a hole where her mouth is. Don't know why there's a hole there. There was a picture hung up in the Ely street chippy in Stratford upon Avon with Amanda Holden and that tall cunt from boon and men behaving badly, taken during the couples sordid affair behind Les Denis back.....I think she was eating a foot long sausage in the picture. It was hung on the wall for years until one day someone wrote the words.....fucking aids fills whore on the picture in black felt pen. I agreed whole heartedly with the sentiment. She is a proper slag and not really very attractive to be honest. Just a spunk receptical. A move to Hollywood would do her good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 Her,Turner and Ulrika all come under the same umbrella,1st instinct is 'oh yes and then in the cold light of day you think 'you horrible fucking cum dump'.I wouldn't even piss on any of 'em.Despicable dogs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, Neil said: Her,Turner and Ulrika all come under the same umbrella,1st instinct is 'oh yes and then in the cold light of day you think 'you horrible fucking cum dump'.I wouldn't even piss on any of 'em.Despicable dogs A bit harsh there Neil, Ike says if you give Tina a cuff she`s golden... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: Her,Turner and Ulrika all come under the same umbrella,1st instinct is 'oh yes and then in the cold light of day you think 'you horrible fucking cum dump'.I wouldn't even piss on any of 'em.Despicable dogs Sure, Neil. If a naked Holden was bent over in front of you, moonlight shining from her soft arse cheeks and her labia glistening like bacon rashers dipped in honey, you'd walk the other way, wouldn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Sure, Neil. If a naked Holden was bent over in front of you, moonlight shining from her soft arse cheeks and her labia glistening like bacon rashers dipped in honey, you'd walk the other way, wouldn't you? A purely hypothetical question wolf. I think I'd double bag up knowing the litres of spunk that have gone before. Neil would spaff his load pre entry of course, which would be the most sensible option. Have you seen her porno? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: A purely hypothetical question wolf. I think I'd double bag up knowing the litres of spunk that have gone before. Neil would spaff his load pre entry of course, which would be the most sensible option. Have you seen her porno? I hitherto didn't realise she made one, which is going to lead me to frantically search for it. Perhaps I am alone here, though unashamed to say I would savage the woman if presented with such an opportunity. Link? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I hitherto didn't realise she made one, which is going to lead me to frantically search for it. Perhaps I am alone here, though unashamed to say I would savage the woman if presented with such an opportunity. Link? Ha ha! I haven't a clue I'm winding you up! She'll eventually make one, in soft focus to hide the saggy tits and wrinkled flaps unless one the spurned 100 or so former victims has done a hidden camera. In the meantime you'll have to make do with the gangbang memes. Try Amanda Holden arse fucked and see what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 Double bagged?,I assume you mean her boat race as well as your old chap?.....In normal circumstances Wolfie with such an eloquent scenario put forward one would be up it like a rat up the proverbial drainpipe,alas knowing what was within the bag I feel that raising a smile would be beyond me let alone anything else,A rotter is what she is and always has been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 On 28/10/2017 at 7:41 AM, Neil said: Her,Turner and Ulrika all come under the same umbrella,1st instinct is 'oh yes and then in the cold light of day you think 'you horrible fucking cum dump'.I wouldn't even piss on any of 'em.Despicable dogs I might consider pissing in them, even if it's to jet out that muck load left in them from the night before. Holden definitely looks like she doesn't wash her knickers. Most the time she goes commando and I bet she hums like a fish finger stuck under the kitchen table on a heated floor tile. Fishy gusset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 On 03/11/2017 at 12:15 AM, Monumental cunt said: I might consider pissing in them, even if it's to jet out that muck load left in them from the night before. Holden definitely looks like she doesn't wash her knickers. Most the time she goes commando and I bet she hums like a fish finger stuck under the kitchen table on a heated floor tile. Fishy gusset. You nicked that second to last sentence from a book. "Eegads Lord Newcastle, I have returneth from the bed chamber of Mary, Queen of Scotland where we two spoketh of the thrones future. And before I mounted my horse for my journey back, Mary hoisted her skirts and foresooth I caught sight of her meat curtains as her majesty doth go commando. And verily she hums like a fish finger stucketh under a kitchen table on a tile that is heated, methinks". From: Too many queen's by Sir Phillip Sidney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 I have a sore eye so I go to the pharmacist who tells me to ask my GP for advice, I phone the GP surgery to ask what I should use on it bearing in mind that I have had cataract surgery and an injection in the left eye last Friday. "Oh you need to ask the hospical". So I phone the hospical. "Sorry we cannot advise you to use any specific product", So you can't tell me what to use?". "You can use something suitable but we cannot advise on a specific product as that would be unfair on other brands," .. "But what can I use?", "Sorry everything I can see on the list is a brand name and I am not allowed to recommend a specific brand". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 55 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I have a sore eye so I go to the pharmacist who tells me to ask my GP for advice, I phone the GP surgery to ask what I should use on it bearing in mind that I have had cataract surgery and an injection in the left eye last Friday. "Oh you need to ask the hospical". So I phone the hospical. "Sorry we cannot advise you to use any specific product", So you can't tell me what to use?". "You can use something suitable but we cannot advise on a specific product as that would be unfair on other brands," .. "But what can I use?", "Sorry everything I can see on the list is a brand name and I am not allowed to recommend a specific brand". Fascinating. Really, really fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I have a sore eye so I go to the pharmacist who tells me to ask my GP for advice, I phone the GP surgery to ask what I should use on it bearing in mind that I have had cataract surgery and an injection in the left eye last Friday. "Oh you need to ask the hospical". So I phone the hospical. "Sorry we cannot advise you to use any specific product", So you can't tell me what to use?". "You can use something suitable but we cannot advise on a specific product as that would be unfair on other brands," .. "But what can I use?", "Sorry everything I can see on the list is a brand name and I am not allowed to recommend a specific brand". I used to be a pharmacist. I would recommend you try KCN. One teaspoonful dissolved in water twice a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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