nocti Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 53 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Fatty's neck needs stretching, and that is the truth His fucking ears don't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Stick on 6 HRT patches tonight Roops. We all want to see you lose the plot and ban all of us! You first you snivelling little garlic muncher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 6 hours ago, Fender777 said: Grow up child. Prick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 On 12/1/2017 at 7:30 PM, Fatty said: Prick Eat D's shit and perish...fuck off Mong Child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 On 01/12/2017 at 4:15 PM, Witheredscrote said: Stick on 6 HRT patches tonight Roops. We all want to see you lose the plot and ban all of us! She lost the plot years ago 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 The House of Windsor is actually an offshoot of The House of Wettin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 I see Harry Hewit has remarkably been allow access to his cunts cunt and chucked his muck up there. It’s of course highly unlikely that it was his spunk that knocked her up but please let the recessive genes kick in and it come out blacker than the ace of spades with a bone through its mouth nose and a mass of fuzzy wuzzy hair. If Phil the Greek is still around he’ll probably shoot the fucking thing and have it stuffed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 On 15/02/2021 at 21:32, Stubby Pecker said: I see Harry Hewit has remarkably been allow access to his cunts cunt and chucked his muck up there. It’s of course highly unlikely that it was his spunk that knocked her up but please let the recessive genes kick in and it come out blacker than the ace of spades with a bone through its mouth nose and a mass of fuzzy wuzzy hair. If Phil the Greek is still around he’ll probably shoot the fucking thing and have it stuffed Do you write headlines for The Sun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 On 18/02/2021 at 20:59, ChildeHarold said: Do you write headlines for The Sun? ‘ChildeHarold ate my gerbil.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 Just now, King Billy said: ‘ChildeHarold ate my gerbil.’ It was "hamster" your highness. You need a bloody good blackaddering and buggering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: It was "hamster" your highness. You need a bloody good blackaddering and buggering. ‘Single decker train discovered on Uranus’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Single decker train discovered on Uranus’ Mars lander discovers a 5 milion year old replica of Maggie Aderin Pocock's face carved into the side of Olympus Mons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Mars lander discovers a 5 milion year old replica of Maggie Aderin Pocock's face carved into the side of Olympus Mons. More like her Mons pubis was carved there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: More like her Mons pubis was carved there. Freudian slip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegleg Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 I read he will soon be on tv doing ad's for viagra and Meghan ( her real name is Rachel) will posing for Playboy. Maybe a cable talk show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, pegleg said: I read he will soon be on tv doing ad's for viagra and Meghan ( her real name is Rachel) will posing for Playboy. Maybe a cable talk show. Once you've had black you never go back. Ask the De Niro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 Just now, ChildeHarold said: Once you've had black you never go back. Ask the De Niro. The only thing I’d ask that deranged plastic mafiosa is “Do you want your jaw broken or your spine snapped first Fredo?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: The only thing I’d ask that deranged plastic mafiosa is “Do you want your jaw broken or your spine snapped first Fredo?” One of, if not the most overrated actors of all time. Every scene he's in he looks like he's squinting and trying to read the bottom line of an eye chart, whilst simulataneously having his arsehole fisted. Mole eyed, whispering fucking cunt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 15 hours ago, King Billy said: The only thing I’d ask that deranged plastic mafiosa is “Do you want your jaw broken or your spine snapped first Fredo?” That's wat I meant. Cunt of all cunts and monster cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 6 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: That's wat I meant. Cunt of all cunts and monster cunt. The yanks believe a great actor is one that doesn't sleep for days to look like a character that hasn't slept for days, instead of fucking acting. That's what Olivier said to Hoffmann when filming The Marathon Man after Hoffmann told him he'd done that. "Why don't you just act, dear boy"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 On 22/02/2021 at 21:42, King Billy said: ‘ChildeHarold ate my gerbil.’ .....which fell out of Punkapes arse' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: The yanks believe a great actor is one that doesn't sleep for days to look like a character that hasn't slept for days, instead of fucking acting. That's what Olivier said to Hoffmann when filming The Marathon Man after Hoffmann told him he'd done that. "Why don't you just act, dear boy"? You can't beat a Larry even with a Gielgoody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 23 hours ago, King Billy said: The only thing I’d ask that deranged plastic mafiosa is “Do you want your jaw broken or your spine snapped first Fredo?” You seen The Irishman? One of the funniest films I've seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You seen The Irishman? One of the funniest films I've seen. Is that the one where they de-age him and fuck up the colouration on his eyes so that they look purple at certain angles? All I can remember about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Is that the one where they de-age him and fuck up the colouration on his eyes so that they look purple at certain angles? All I can remember about it. Yeah. And have octogenarians with young faces kicking the shit out of someone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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