Prince Harry

[Guest Fatty]

1 hour ago, r-soles said:

So you're the EU apologist cunt who's keeping the German economy afloat?

Yep

[Guest Fatty]

23 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

I once owned an Austin Maxi 1500 and crashed it through a garden fence and landed  on a cabbage patch, so you can all get fucked.

You're a legend Pen, you wanna suck my chubby

[Guest Snatch]

19 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

...even lamer but hey, you drive a third hand penis substitute that you can't afford.

 

18 hours ago, Fatty said:

Audi R8 V10, not just any penis, I'll have you know

Are we going to have another load of bollocks about who's got the most bhfuckingp?

Fuck right off.

[Guest Fatty]

4 minutes ago, Snatch said:

 

Are we going to have another load of bollocks about who's got the most bhfuckingp?

Fuck right off.

How can the thickest cunt on this site be having a go at me, go an hang yourself soppy cunt

[Guest Snatch]

4 minutes ago, Fatty said:

How can the thickest cunt on this site be having a go at me, go an hang yourself soppy cunt

Fuck off and go and wash some birds car you fat cunt.

[Wolfie]

2 hours ago, r-soles said:

And you'd be well interested in all matters poopy, wouldn't you?

Says the dickhead too vacuous to recognise the irony in his self-titled posting name and 'Empty Your Shit Bag' avatar suffix.

[Guest Piston]

19 hours ago, Fatty said:

Audi R8 V10, not just any penis, I'll have you know

Penile dementia?

 

• Online Users

 

[Mrs Roops]

1 hour ago, Fatty said:

I bet thats got you moist

Slightly dewey but not sticky, Fatty, but enough of your stiffy. Tbh I'd love an R8, unfortunately its neither suitable for my work nor practicable for my domestic needs, besides I'd have to attain the rank of CTO or COO to qualify for such a  machine. The question is though, have you got the balls to drive the car hard in a traffic environment where in your area the average speed is 28 mph? Don't worry, I think you can - I'm told the car is surprisingly civilised, on par with its smaller brother, the Audi TT. Also, and I do not wish to be indelicate about this, but I could not help notice that you seem to be struggling with the cost of maintaining the bodywork of your Mondeo-engined Aston. Granted that your "new" R8 is likely to be another used car with multiple previous owners but as a hired hand working for a mom & pop operation will you to be able to afford this fuel guzzler? Whilst the R8 shares a lot of mechanicals with other Audis (the R8 has the same dual clutch auto as my S5 for example) the engine is rather special. Expect to shell out £1300 per service, that is if you can find a specialist Audi dealer who is qualified to do the work.

[Guest Fatty]

32 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Slightly dewey but not sticky, Fatty, but enough of your stiffy. Tbh I'd love an R8, unfortunately its neither suitable for my work nor practicable for my domestic needs, besides I'd have to attain the rank of CTO or COO to qualify for such a  machine. The question is though, have you got the balls to drive the car hard in a traffic environment where in your area the average speed is 28 mph? Don't worry, I think you can - I'm told the car is surprisingly civilised, on par with its smaller brother, the Audi TT. Also, and I do not wish to be indelicate about this, but I could not help notice that you seem to be struggling with the cost of maintaining the bodywork of your Mondeo-engined Aston. Granted that your "new" R8 is likely to be another used car with multiple previous owners but as a hired hand working for a mom & pop operation will you to be able to afford this fuel guzzler? Whilst the R8 shares a lot of mechanicals with other Audis (the R8 has the same dual clutch auto as my S5 for example) the engine is rather special. Expect to shell out £1300 per service, that is if you can find a specialist Audi dealer who is qualified to do the work.

I have a lacky called Ed who will service it for free

[Guest judgetwi]

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Slightly dewey but not sticky, Fatty, but enough of your stiffy. Tbh I'd love an R8, unfortunately its neither suitable for my work nor practicable for my domestic needs, besides I'd have to attain the rank of CTO or COO to qualify for such a  machine. The question is though, have you got the balls to drive the car hard in a traffic environment where in your area the average speed is 28 mph? Don't worry, I think you can - I'm told the car is surprisingly civilised, on par with its smaller brother, the Audi TT. Also, and I do not wish to be indelicate about this, but I could not help notice that you seem to be struggling with the cost of maintaining the bodywork of your Mondeo-engined Aston. Granted that your "new" R8 is likely to be another used car with multiple previous owners but as a hired hand working for a mom & pop operation will you to be able to afford this fuel guzzler? Whilst the R8 shares a lot of mechanicals with other Audis (the R8 has the same dual clutch auto as my S5 for example) the engine is rather special. Expect to shell out £1300 per service, that is if you can find a specialist Audi dealer who is qualified to do the work.

Fuck me.......Germaine Clarkson!

[Jake The Muss]

11 hours ago, Snatch said:

Fuck off and go and wash some birds car you fat cunt.

He is only the tea boy and that takes all his mental capacity up.

[Ape™️]

11 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Slightly dewey but not sticky, Fatty, but enough of your stiffy. Tbh I'd love an R8, unfortunately its neither suitable for my work nor practicable for my domestic needs, besides I'd have to attain the rank of CTO or COO to qualify for such a  machine. The question is though, have you got the balls to drive the car hard in a traffic environment where in your area the average speed is 28 mph? Don't worry, I think you can - I'm told the car is surprisingly civilised, on par with its smaller brother, the Audi TT. Also, and I do not wish to be indelicate about this, but I could not help notice that you seem to be struggling with the cost of maintaining the bodywork of your Mondeo-engined Aston. Granted that your "new" R8 is likely to be another used car with multiple previous owners but as a hired hand working for a mom & pop operation will you to be able to afford this fuel guzzler? Whilst the R8 shares a lot of mechanicals with other Audis (the R8 has the same dual clutch auto as my S5 for example) the engine is rather special. Expect to shell out £1300 per service, that is if you can find a specialist Audi dealer who is qualified to do the work.

Although it’s probable that Fatty is a bullshitting wanker, you do seem rather irritated at the prospect of him taking delivery of a V10 R8. I really hope he’s actually getting one, just to piss you off.

[Guest Snatch]

38 minutes ago, Ape said:

Although it’s probable that Fatty is a bullshitting wanker, you do seem rather irritated at the prospect of him taking delivery of a V10 R8. I really hope he’s actually getting one, just to piss you off.

You mean she's rattled?

Who really cares who drives what. Sounds to me like some people here are trying to make themselves out to be something their not.

[Eric Cuntman]

13 minutes ago, Snatch said:

You mean she's rattled?

Who really cares who drives what. Sounds to me like some people here are trying to make themselves out to be something their not.

Of course they are. If they were really living affluent, fulfilled joyous lives, it's doubtful that they would be spending half of them on here, discussing a load of bollocks with wankers like us.

[Mrs Roops]

@Ape @Snatch @Eric Cuntman

a sudden bout of handholding and mutual self reassurance from the resentful three...

[Ape™️]

2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

@Ape @Snatch @Eric Cuntman

a sudden bout of handholding and mutual self reassurance from the resentful three...

So I choose to take the piss out of you and your R8 (V10, naturally) whining where you are a). trying to show us that Audi drive train components is yet another subject you are extremely knowledgeable about, and b). clearly envious of the prospect that Fatty might, just might, be getting one of these beasts, and you choose to compartmentalise it as handholding. Christ all mighty, you must be a fucking nightmare to live with.

[Stubby Pecker]

3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

@Ape @Snatch @Eric Cuntman

a sudden bout of handholding and mutual self reassurance from the resentful three...

What the actual fuck has this shite got to do with the cunting off of Harry and his squeaky voiced sepo mrs, the luck cunt? Please stay on topic and if you must hurl abuse or instigate a who can piss the highest/my cars better than yours game, take it to the open corner.

Meanwhile, the face of global conservation..,

Upper class, elitist cunts aren't happy unless they're out killing something for sport, fucking wankers. Plus the little shit shot a hen harrier. Game shooting will be banned in 10 years and these wankers will have to find something else to do and accept that most of their subjects find it awful. The wood next to us is disgustingly full of pheasants which Hoover up any insect of food item they can find. There where 3 pairs of goshawk but not only 1, can't work out why.

Ian Botham is a cunt.

[Earl of Punkape]

4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

What the actual fuck has this shite got to do with the cunting off of Harry and his squeaky voiced sepo mrs, the luck cunt? Please stay on topic and if you must hurl abuse or instigate a who can piss the highest/my cars better than yours game, take it to the open corner.

Meanwhile, the face of global conservation..,

Upper class, elitist cunts aren't happy unless they're out killing something for sport, fucking wankers. Plus the little shit shot a hen harrier. Game shooting will be banned in 10 years and these wankers will have to find something else to do and accept that most of their subjects find it awful. The wood next to us is disgustingly full of pheasants which Hoover up any insect of food item they can find. There where 3 pairs of goshawk but not only 1, can't work out why.

Ian Botham is a cunt.

You’re so obviously working class with a huge chip on each shoulder..... 

Some advice for you.Know your place and respect those of a higher social standing.

Lol.

Fuck off.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

39 minutes ago, Punkape said:

You’re so obviously working class with a huge chip on each shoulder..... 

Some advice for you.Know your place and respect those of a higher social standing.

Lol.

Fuck off.

Be careful with this one Punky .. Stubby is a bigger bore than Harry's gun.

[Guest Snatch]

4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

@Ape @Snatch @Eric Cuntman

a sudden bout of handholding and mutual self reassurance from the resentful three...

No not at all. I know a few people that drive Mercs,Audis and even one that has a Bentley for Sundays. None of them feel the need to compare how much bhp or whatever bollocks as they don't have to prove themselves to anyone,especially on an anonymous website,as you obviously do. Still,if it makes you feel better.

And do not for one  minute think that I am resentful of someone that a)drives a car be it bigger or more powerful than mine or not or b)that can google facts and figures.

Oh yeah,don't take this site so seriously.

Stay warm pet.

[Witheredscrote]

58 minutes ago, Punkape said:

You’re so obviously working class with a huge chip on each shoulder..... 

Some advice for you.Know your place and respect those of a higher social standing.

Lol.

Fuck off.

Well done Punkers, it had to be said.  Why doesn't Stibby realise that envy and jealousy are very negative emotions. He can fuck right off.

[Bubba C]

9 hours ago, Snatch said:

You mean she's rattled?

Who really cares who drives what. Sounds to me like some people here are trying to make themselves out to be something their not.

I’ve always liked you, Snatch. Whilst most here flit from car washer to fleet owners, from Screwfix cleaners to homosexual golf club presidents, not once have you deviated from your carefully crafted persona of illiterate whipping boy. 

Good for you. 

P.S - they’re

[Guest Snatch]

10 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

I’ve always liked you, Snatch. Whilst most here flit from car washer to fleet owners, from Screwfix cleaners to homosexual golf club presidents, not once have you deviated from your carefully crafted persona of illiterate whipping boy. 

Good for you. 

P.S - they’re

When I want the comment of a complete retarded prick I'll wait until stickers gets back. Not that there's any difference between the pair of you.

[Mrs Roops]

Whether the motivation is generated by misogyny or intellectual inadequacy one should always be careful when baring  ones insecurities for all to see...

3 hours ago, Ape said:

So I choose to take the piss out of you and your R8 (V10, naturally) whining where you are a). trying to show us that Audi drive train components is yet another subject you are extremely knowledgeable about, and b). clearly envious of the prospect that Fatty might, just might, be getting one of these beasts, and you choose to compartmentalise it as handholding. Christ all mighty, you must be a fucking nightmare to live with.

A nightmare so dark you wouldn't be able to imagine, Ape. The good news is that in my late teens I became adept in weeding out the bullshitters, the egos and the highly strung so its a scenario you are unlikely to encounter. Sleep well.

I must take issue with your antipathy to those who impart knowledge and life's experiences - we all do it including you. It's what makes this site to enriching. Keen to remind every one that you are an aerospace engineer (Snap!! so is my husband!) you once said that the CE90-115B is the most powerful of the Rolls-Royce series of Trent turbofans. At the time I thought, "Fuck! I didn't know that the CE90-115B is the most powerful of the Rolls-Royce series of Trent turbofans, but now I do" For that I will always be grateful. Take Eric "Road House" Cuntman; not normally my cup of tea but I've always found his tales of doorside derring-do and fascination of weaponry a riveting read if a little unsettling. Finally, take Snatch...um...come to think of it, I think the general consensus would be that he knows nothing at all though gleaning from his posts he does know a lot of friends. Its not said whether the friends wish to know him back but he does have an uncanny knack to go off a tangent simply 'cos he misunderstands the gist of what is being discussed. He has reinforced one notion I hold - that the incorrigibility of the chronically feeble-minded can be the most difficult to deal with.

[Ape™️]

1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said:

Whether the motivation is generated by misogyny or intellectual inadequacy one should always be careful when baring  ones insecurities for all to see...

A nightmare so dark you wouldn't be able to imagine, Ape. The good news is that in my late teens I became adept in weeding out the bullshitters, the egos and the highly strung so its a scenario you are unlikely to encounter. Sleep well.

I must take issue with your antipathy to those who impart knowledge and life's experiences - we all do it including you. It's what makes this site to enriching. Keen to remind every one that you are an aerospace engineer (Snap!! so is my husband!) you once said that the CE90-115B is the most powerful of the Rolls-Royce series of Trent turbofans. At the time I thought, "Fuck! I didn't know that the CE90-115B is the most powerful of the Rolls-Royce series of Trent turbofans, but now I do" For that I will always be grateful. Take Eric "Road House" Cuntman; not normally my cup of tea but I've always found his tales of doorside derring-do and fascination of weaponry a riveting read if a little unsettling. Finally, take Snatch...um...come to think of it, I think the general consensus would be that he knows nothing at all though gleaning from his posts he does know a lot of friends. Its not said whether the friends wish to know him back but he does have an uncanny knack to go off a tangent simply 'cos he misunderstands the gist of what is being discussed. He has reinforced one notion I hold - that the incorrigibility of the chronically feeble-minded can be the most difficult to deal with.

Rattled.