Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: That reminds me, when's Willy due out? Not really sure Bugsy, sometime in the next couple of days I think. Far as I know he got a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Lip up fatty, I can't listen to that one without the horrifying image of B Bloodvessel on top Top of the pops, wearing a white romper suit, swinging his 11 inch tongue about like a rabid St Bernard. The disgusting, fat, sweaty cunt. Now you can imagine what Ed's shop looks like, a dumb fat cuntbreed dancing about like a spazola frightening the customers off, while thicko Ed looks on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: Do you still believe snatch? Mind your own business !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not really sure Bugsy, sometime in the next couple of days I think. Far as I know he got a week. I thought it was a week, but some cunt mentioned 2 weeks, so I'm not sure. With a bit of luck he'll die in custody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: I thought it was a week, but some cunt mentioned 2 weeks, so I'm not sure. With a bit of luck he'll die in custody. I have my four leave clover, rabbits foot and an horseshoe plus i'm keeping my fingers crossed that's the outcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: I thought it was a week, but some cunt mentioned 2 weeks, so I'm not sure. With a bit of luck he'll die in custody. Pity he missed our thread for firearm enthusiasts. I'm sure he could have provided some rip-roaring anecdotes relating to his experiences of the MG-42 on the PlayStation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Just now, Fender777 said: I have my four leave clover, rabbits foot and an horseshoe plus i'm keeping my fingers crossed that's the outcome. See if Gyps can send you some lucky heather too, and perhaps do a quick curse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: See if Gyps can send you some lucky heather too, and perhaps do a quick curse. Everything helps but Bill is good for one thing and that is, he makes the real dunces like Bubsy, Ed and D look like they have something to offer, but i think it's better for the site that he goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 I've always found it funny because the ginger cunt smoked some weed that the normal working man thought he was one of them, fickle cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 You OK Ed, how's business ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 18 hours ago, Fender777 said: You OK Ed, how's business ? Shit I'm skint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: About what? A parts shop in Crayford? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Really good thanks, that's why I had a villa in Ibiza at 20k per week, although if you still think I have a shop in Crayford good for you. Whatever makes you happy. You have a shop in Crayford, great i must visit it sometime, i will introduce myself at the counter. Would you be the one wearing the hoodie and skinny jeans ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 14 minutes ago, Eddie said: A parts shop in Crayford? Do the cunts who live in Crayford still have Dartford postcodes to make them feel a bit more civilised? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, Fender777 said: You have a shop in Crayford, great i must visit it sometime, i will introduce myself at the counter. Would you be the one wearing the hoodie and skinny jeans ? You are ever so slightly mad, I have not laid into you as the poor sap that owns some shit car spares shop does not deserve a imbecile like you turning up on their doorstep. However if you are as thick as I think you are turn up and get arrested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do the cunts who live in Crayford still have Dartford postcodes to make them feel a bit more civilised? We do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Eddie said: You are ever so slightly mad, I have not laid into you as the poor sap that owns some shit car spares shop does not deserve a imbecile like you turning up on their doorstep. However if you are as thick as I think you are turn up and get arrested. Never mind that shite Eduardo, a mate of mine in immigration tells me fatty was collared and about to get fucked off back to Albania. Fortunately he died in custody. Good luck washing those cars on your own especially in this biting north wind 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Eddie said: You are ever so slightly mad, I have not laid into you as the poor sap that owns some shit car spares shop does not deserve a imbecile like you turning up on their doorstep. However if you are as thick as I think you are turn up and get arrested. Oh dear Deadward, that's not very nice..put the bottle down and get some sleep as every day above ground is a result..regards to Fatty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 8 hours ago, Fender777 said: Oh dear Deadward, that's not very nice..put the bottle down and get some sleep as every day above ground is a result..regards to Fatty. Ok bender, your logic permits a two bob shop selling car spares enables enough profit to warrant a bloke who works there to buy a 112k car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Just now, Eddie said: Ok bender, your logic permits a two bob shop selling car spares enables enough profit to warrat a bloke who works there to buy a 112k car. All this coming from Billy Liar, you're not very good at gaslighting Ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 7 hours ago, Fender777 said: All this coming from Billy Liar, you're not very good at gaslighting Ed. I have sent you a pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: Ok bender, your logic permits a two bob shop selling car spares enables enough profit to warrat a bloke who works there to buy a 112k car. Oh, I don't know Ed. If you've been in the motor trade in that area, you'll have heard of 'Lessness Motor Spares', shops in Bexley, Blackfen and Erith. Roger and Brian, 2 of the owners both had Rolls Royces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 6 minutes ago, Fender777 said: All this coming from Billy Liar, you're not very good at gaslighting Ed. YAWN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh, I don't know Ed. If you've been in the motor trade in that area, you'll have heard of 'Lessness Motor Spares', shops in Bexley, Blackfen and Erith. Roger and Brian, 2 of the owners both had Rolls Royces. Never heard of them, although as I'm not in the motor trade it's hardly surprising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: YAWN. You tired P, go to sleep you old bag but please change those fucking granny knickers you have had on for over a week, there is probably a whole fucking packet of maltesers in there now. Have some pride woman !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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