Frank Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Frank, I heard this and thought of you.. Hurts. He passed on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 7 hours ago, Frank said: Hurts. He passed on Sunday. I hope you kept the receipt for his TK Max slippers. Merry Christmas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Withers old bean, I'm drinking Framboise Vielle Eau De Vie from the very depths of my cellar, acceptable? Too much of it can lead to a premature death. Keep drinking it. lol Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 12 hours ago, Bubba C said: I am proud of it, although I’m still not sure on whether I should’ve used percentage instead of fraction, only time will tell. By the way, have you paid your clique membership fees this year? We all know there’s an honest to goodness cunt in there somewhere, you just seem a touch off the pace. Anything the gang can do to get you back on form? As the saying goes: “all for clique, and clique for all”. As you will remember I was admitted into Cunts Hospital suffering from PDCD (post dramatic cuntstress disorder) and underwent serious therapy, the battle of the hairy growler and operation Ding nearly finished me off. But I continued my subs and although am not yet fit for front line duties, I can see the day when I can the doctors will sign me off again. In the meantime Decs has me on sedentary duties at Clique HQ doing the files and general admin, cunts got me on half pay though and has stopped my milage allowance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 15 minutes ago, luke swarm said: As you will remember I was admitted into Cunts Hospital suffering from PDCD (post dramatic cuntstress disorder) and underwent serious therapy, the battle of the hairy growler and operation Ding nearly finished me off. But I continued my subs and although am not yet fit for front line duties, I can see the day when I can the doctors will sign me off again. In the meantime Decs has me on sedentary duties at Clique HQ doing the files and general admin, cunts got me on half pay though and has stopped my milage allowance. How ghastly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 47 minutes ago, luke swarm said: As you will remember I was admitted into Cunts Hospital suffering from PDCD (post dramatic cuntstress disorder) and underwent serious therapy, the battle of the hairy growler and operation Ding nearly finished me off. But I continued my subs and although am not yet fit for front line duties, I can see the day when I can the doctors will sign me off again. In the meantime Decs has me on sedentary duties at Clique HQ doing the files and general admin, cunts got me on half pay though and has stopped my milage allowance. It could be worse, old Quince is on a zero hour contract. He’s so skint he’s thinking of returning to work as a self-employed estate agent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 11 hours ago, Frank said: Hurts. He passed on Sunday. The lengths some people will go to. He should have just told you to fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 21 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: The lengths some people will go to. He should have just told you to fuck off. I’ve missed you, Withers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 52 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I’ve missed you, Withers. So? Reload and take more careful aim! lol etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 56 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I’ve missed you, Withers. Forget this Frank and Stubby shit Bubba, it's my birthday today. What do you think of that then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 14 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Forget this Frank and Stubby shit Bubba, it's my birthday today. What do you think of that then. Happy birthday, your arse, I pray God it's your last. With no apologies to Kirsty McColl. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 26 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Forget this Frank and Stubby shit Bubba, it's my birthday today. What do you think of that then. Have you ever thought of going Global? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Happy birthday, your arse, I pray God it's your last. With no apologies to Kirsty McColl. I've had some wonderful presents. Punkape has sent me a voucher which entitles me to shit on Roops windscreen, and Proper has given me a 'Get out of Jail' card. I eagerly await greetings from Snatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 39 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Forget this Frank and Stubby shit Bubba, it's my birthday today. What do you think of that then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I've had some wonderful presents. Punkape has sent me a voucher which entitles me to shit on Roops windscreen, and Proper has given me a 'Get out of Jail' card. I eagerly await greetings from Snatch. Have you opened the "envelope" that I sent you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 On 12/12/2017 at 6:22 PM, Decimus said: @Decimus: 128 nominations @William T.D. Stickers: 108 nominations @Bubba C :78 nominations @Quincy Cockfingers: 63 nominations. Snatch, who has been on the site since its new format started in August 2014: 19 nominations. Perhaps you should take a look closer to home before spouting off your shit, if it was left to the likes of you this place would be dead. I have by far the lesser number, making me shine among these fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 4 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I have by far the lesser number, making me shine among these fucking cunts. A heros amongst fools mr cockchocker. Can I take a dump on my chest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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